Hadron collider brought down by a bird and a baguette

[Senestrum]

Even if they don't produce a Higgs Boson it will still be useful, because it will have established a lower limit to its mass. Oh, and I hear they can give helicopters cancer...

[Lucky Bicycle Works]

This is just like the ridiculous reason the Hubble didn't work when first put in orbit.

Poor senile old God isn't as omnipotent as He once was. Needs a little time to jury rig a Higgs Boson so we can find it. So He did a little miracle with a bird and some bread, just like he did a little miracle with the lens in the Hubble.

But if we're patient, I'm sure we will find very interesting stuff, just like we did when the Hubble got working a year or two late.

He may not be fully omnipotent, but making all those primitive galaxies is pretty impressive work, for a few earth-years. Higgs boson will probably likewise be worth waiting for.

It probably wears a tutu, and moves like Michael Jackson, and gives us the key to unlimited energy production. And looks a whole lot more like God than the mind of Stephen Hawking does.

(This could have been funny. I know, I know ... too drunk now.)

[Buffett and Colbert]

I'm not quite sure what to say about this particular situation. But I do think that bird had some nerve. It also likely has a quarky personality .

[Katganistan]

Gods telling us something!

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That his account's inactive? Some kind of message there I think,

Pic works fine for me.

Not for us, though. Clear your cache?