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by Algonquin Ascendancy » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:50 pm


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by Garwall » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:57 pm
[15:43] <Parhe> For some reason
[15:43] <Parhe> I feel safe whenever Gar is here
[15:43] <Parhe> Not sure why, Garwall always made me feel safe

by Mushet » Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:52 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Mushet wrote:I was ALWAYS the shortest until I started growing in the end of 8th grade, nobody including myself really noticed until we were in line for our panorama graduation picture and it was shortest to tallest and I was moving up in line![]()
My family's women are really short too, this is why I have short jokes on hand
I guess that with women being short is not as stigmatizing as it might be in some cultures for men.


by Screensaver » Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:52 pm
Krownsinburg wrote:Too much acne, that I can't get rid off no matter what I use, and my hair is unbelievably greasy, which I don't understand why, since I take a shower every damn night and use shampoo.
But otherwise, I'm fine with the way I look.

by Meryuma » Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:54 pm
Niur wrote: my soul has no soul.
Saint Clair Island wrote:The English language sucks. From now on, I will refer to the second definition of sexual as "fucktacular."
Trotskylvania wrote:Alternatively, we could go on an epic quest to Plato's Cave to find the legendary artifact, Ockham's Razor.
Norstal wrote:Gunpowder Plot: America.
Meryuma: "Well, I just hope these hyperboles don't...
*puts on sunglasses*
blow out of proportions."
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Tue Apr 16, 2013 2:54 pm

Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
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by Lydenburg » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:16 pm
Druidville wrote:Outside of lose a couple of pounds? I'm okay.

by Lydenburg » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:19 pm
Quintium wrote:Absolutely unhappy with my physical appearance.
[list][*]I'm not tall enough; I'm only 6 ft tall, which makes me very unintimidating compared to most guys around me.
[*]I'm much too skinny; even though I eat twice the recommended amount of everything, take massive amounts of supplements and work out, I'm borderline underweight, making me even more unintimidating.

by New haven america » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:19 pm
, I'm supposed to be 6'4-6'8, hurry the fuck up growth spurt) 
by Congotar » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:19 pm
→''Welcome To Congotar,Land Of Anime & Onigiri''←
by Post War America » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:19 pm
.Gravlen wrote:The famous Bowling Green Massacre is yesterday's news. Today it's all about the Cricket Blue Carnage. Tomorrow it'll be about the Curling Yellow Annihilation.

by Holy Patrician States » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:20 pm
Conserative Morality wrote:I want the white race to die. I'm dedicated to destroying the white race with my bizarre, biracial penis.
Libertarian California wrote:Viva la Corrupcion
Arumdaum wrote:Apparently there's an island the size of Connecticut called "Negros" in the Philippines.
The Parkus Empire wrote:what the fuck

by Benomia » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:20 pm
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben

by Quintium » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:27 pm
Lydenburg wrote:If you work out, you've got to consume more calories, mate. Over 3,000 a day if you're as active as I am, and weight shouldn't be too much of a problem - this coming from somebody with a real disorder there.

by Luveria » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:27 pm
Holy Patrician States wrote:I have a lot of cutting scars, I'm around 45kg and I'm 170cm tall.

by Benomia » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:35 pm
The Archangel Conglomerate wrote:You've obviously never seen the Benomian M16A3s.
Carathon wrote:*Logs in with the name of Troll Alliance and writes a short app with poor grammar and logic.*Somehow genuinely surprised when denied*
Ragnarum wrote:Ragnarum transforms into a giant godzilla like creature, then walks into the sunset while emotional music plays and Morgan Freeman narrates.
Kouralia wrote:Everyone hates us: we're MMW. We're like the poster children of Realismfggtry.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben

by The Emerald Dawn » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:40 pm
Quintium wrote:Lydenburg wrote:If you work out, you've got to consume more calories, mate. Over 3,000 a day if you're as active as I am, and weight shouldn't be too much of a problem - this coming from somebody with a real disorder there.
<3500 is the threshold at which I start losing weight. I eat six times a day, and I drink more than a gallon of chocolate milk alone. It's so absurd, they've had my blood tested because they thought I might have some type of blood disorder, but it turns out I'm perfectly healthy - just extremely skinny and with a rather extreme and constant need for food and drink. That's a shame, though; it affects my looks quite badly, meaning women will still associate my appearance with being unhealthy.

by Quintium » Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:41 pm
The Emerald Dawn wrote:How old are you? (roundabouts)
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