Are you happy with your physical appearance?

[The Emerald Dawn]

^This. It really, really sucks having to dodge every single thing hanging from a ceiling, including the ceiling itself, or sticking out from somewhere.

How tall are you?

Fifteen feet. He stomps around causing the ground to quake. Women and children faint at his presence.

[Nationalist State of Knox]

1 more inch and I'd be 6 foot, but no, my body decides to stop growing.

Bloody body that thinks 5'11" is okay.

Well, if you were a little shorter you'd be a nice 180cm tall. You know, the way real countries measure it.

You're just jelly that Britain uses both the Imperial and Metric Systems for no discernible reason.

[Transhuman Proteus]

Maybe not the nails, since that sounds messy (tasty, but messy). I'd give those eyes a whirl though.

Nails made of marmalade makes me giddy

If I could have some sort of Inspector Gadget augments that delivered marmalade I'd be giddy. Like those finger things he has. Have jam and honey in the others. Maybe a nutella one.

[Vietnam]

How tall are you?

Fifteen feet. He stomps around causing the ground to quake. Women and children faint at his presence.

ohmygah pahahahaha

[Vietnam]

Nails made of marmalade makes me giddy

If I could have some sort of Inspector Gadget augments that delivered marmalade I'd be giddy. Like those finger things he has. Have jam and honey in the others. Maybe a nutella one.

Ohmygah, same. Ooh, Biscoff is also pretty good I think. :3

[Central Lothian]

The only thing that I hate about my appearance is that I've got mousy grey hair at the age of 21. Which is why I dye it blonde.

[Algonquin Ascendancy]

1 more inch and I'd be 6 foot, but no, my body decides to stop growing.

Bloody body that thinks 5'11" is okay.

Why the obsession with being 183cm?

[Nationalist State of Knox]

Also, one more thing, I'd prefer to have irises that alternate between the colours of the rainbow just the piss off some geneticists.

[The Emerald Dawn]

Well, if you were a little shorter you'd be a nice 180cm tall. You know, the way real countries measure it.

You're just jelly that Britain uses both the Imperial and Metric Systems for no discernible reason.

When I moved from Northern Ireland to the US for boot, I realized that I'd have to change how I addressed everything with regards to measurements. It has ended up in some really weird-ass associations. I usually address weight in stones, height in centimeters, put "u" in my coloured words, time in 24 hours, and drinks in litres.

Two countries, separated by a common language.

[Algonquin Ascendancy]

Welp, so there is something I'm not happy with in regards to my physical appearance.

Nobody thinks penises look good. No one.

I do...

[Dementra]

^This. It really, really sucks having to dodge every single thing hanging from a ceiling, including the ceiling itself, or sticking out from somewhere.

How tall are you?

About 10 centimeters above the average of my country.

How tall are you?

Fifteen feet. He stomps around causing the ground to quake. Women and children faint at his presence.

Noooo! You got it all wrong... men also faint from my presence.

[The Joseon Dynasty]

I've seen The Joseon Dynasty and he looks fine.

I appreciate the vote of confidence, Meryuma, although I'd have preferred a selection of ravishing, chiseled or well-endowed.

[The Emerald Dawn]

Nobody thinks penises look good. No one.

I do...

YOU LIE!

[Reichsland]

Not really..Is anyone really truly happy with themselves? If you are, then my hats off to you.

[Nationalist State of Knox]

1 more inch and I'd be 6 foot, but no, my body decides to stop growing.

Bloody body that thinks 5'11" is okay.

Why the obsession with being 183cm?

Because being 6 foot is a major life milestone.

You wouldn't understand.

[Abatael]

Most definitely.

[The Emerald Dawn]

Why the obsession with being 183cm?

Because being 6 foot is a major life milestone.

You wouldn't understand.

Are we incapable of understanding your pain?

Do you need more black eyeliner?

[Vietnam]

How tall are you?

About 10 centimeters above the average of my country.

Fifteen feet. He stomps around causing the ground to quake. Women and children faint at his presence.

Noooo! You got it all wrong... men also faint from my presence.

What country?

[Eliasonia]

Yep.
Just need a shave.

[Nationalist State of Knox]

You're just jelly that Britain uses both the Imperial and Metric Systems for no discernible reason.

When I moved from Northern Ireland to the US for boot, I realized that I'd have to change how I addressed everything with regards to measurements. It has ended up in some really weird-ass associations. I usually address weight in stones, height in centimeters, put "u" in my coloured words, time in 24 hours, and drinks in litres.

Two countries, separated by a common language.

You also spell litres with the British spelling but metres with the American spelling.

You freak.

[Vietnam]

Yep.
Just need a shave.

wut

[Algonquin Ascendancy]

Why the obsession with being 183cm?

Because being 6 foot is a major life milestone.

You wouldn't understand.

Well, no... I don't... I'm quite happy being 168cm...

[The Emerald Dawn]

When I moved from Northern Ireland to the US for boot, I realized that I'd have to change how I addressed everything with regards to measurements. It has ended up in some really weird-ass associations. I usually address weight in stones, height in centimeters, put "u" in my coloured words, time in 24 hours, and drinks in litres.

Two countries, separated by a common language.

You also spell litres with the British spelling but metres with the American spelling.

You freak.

Seriously. It's been over a decade and I'm still adjusting everything. "Oh, you'll adapt in no time." My ass.

[Vietnam]

Why the obsession with being 183cm?

Because being 6 foot is a major life milestone.

You wouldn't understand.

Lucky

I wish I could be at least 5'7 even >.>

[New England and The Maritimes]

Because being 6 foot is a major life milestone.

You wouldn't understand.

Well, no... I don't... I'm quite happy being 168cm...

I wanna put you in my pocket.