Mighty Qin wrote:Boy, this anti-smoking crowd is a bandwagon jumping, melodramatically asthmatic, self-righteous, "I don't like it so ban it," adults-can't-ever-be-adults, health Nazi, wheat grass sipping, long life destined bunch of boring pricks. Wild parties involving Scrabble, Fruit Smoothies, and Ice Cream going all the way to 11 PM before spending 45 worthless years of drudgery before a shoddy pension and death from colon cancer.
"I smelled smoke and was sick for an hour." "Smoke makes me wheeze uncontrollably, and kills 900,000 people every year." What a bunch of pantywaist, bs'ing ninnies. Be glad some people are considerate enough to pay shitloads of tobacco taxes and die promptly at 65 from smoking before becoming a burden to society for 20 years while telling wild tales of a mundane, useless life to anyone who'll listen. Obviously, smoking doesn't make one interesting whatsoever, but this health nut attitude is a virtual guarantee of a douche wanting a politically correct, G-rated world.
Careless smokers are also pricks and partly responsible for this backlash, though there was a time people weren't so incredibly whiny and quick to ban anything they could merely disagree with. Bertrand Russell loved his pipe and was a better man than these "ban this, ban that" dorks combined.
This is by far and away the best post in this thread. A beer on me good sir/madam.



But if you smoke both menthol and non-menthal you'll need to wear one armband on each arm.

