Gays Need a Homeland, Like Israel but More Gay

[Scotus Anonymous]

Sending Gays to texas would like have many problems
A-What about the US mexican border?
B-Gays in theory I SAID THEORY!!! could survive with immigration only
however that;s assuming more ppl will go gay. However i dont think so as you implied all gays would go tere.
Cloning tats BS! You need stem cells from fETUS. wHERE you gonna get that? From a gay menes stomach?
C-Gays invading US thats a Lol
We have tanks, aircraft, soliders, spy staliets, NUKES!!!!,and equipment vs some gays with guns.
OOOOOOhhh so scared!
AND WHY WOULD A GAY MAN need more land they have texas
D-if sending gays totexas solve problems send blacks to New york for teir nation

The Homosexian/Mexican border will be defended by Homomexians.

Not all gays will go there, just the ones hung up on guns, nationalism, and violence. That's like 80% of gays.

Second, to help establish their homeland, we'll give the gays military equipment. Probably old South African and Russian stuff. They'll make it work. Remember, their leader will be Tim Gunn.

[Svenen (Ancient)]

For the collective to excrete homosexuals would imply not only that homosexuality is a sufficient reason for said excretion, but that homosexuality has no potential collective use. It literally creates a homosexual class. Human society becoming so sick that it must create such a class, that it must make such an excretion... places the survival of humanity in the hands of homosexuals. Abdication is suicide. Suicide is murder. Save homosexuality.

[Fassitude]

Exactly, see in Homosexia, you won't have to dance. They'll dance for you.

Why would we have straight breeders in Homosexia? Breeding is for lesbians, and thus we'd have no use for them. And have you seen straight people dancing? *shudders*

And you'll have a sweet ass military tech company called Gay Military Industries that will design stuff so cool, even the homophobes will buy your stuff at gun shows.

But, I thought gays in the military meant constant fucking and very little work... you know, like every other day, except in camo.

[Fassitude]

Remember, their leader will be Tim Gunn.

Hmm, that worries me... but, he's already created an official language for us.

[Rhodmhire]

They do, it's called New England.

*rimshot? sure, nobody's stopping me*

[Irb Atya]

Similarly, once the Jews were given Israel, all of their problems were almost immediately solved. The same is true of the Croats, the Irish, the Navajo, and Neo Art's seven armed bastard love child he had with his sister. All of these ethnic problems, seemingly intractable, perenially bloody, all solved by giving the people who a nation of their own. A home.

you must be high man. the Croat land was their own, forcibly taken and given back a few years ago. as was the Irish land. as for the Navajo, last time I checked they were still in the USA.
Jews don't need a homeland as they should be welcome anywhere. If a majority of them want to live in the land of their ancestors, that's fine. But labelling it as a solely Jewish state is just asking for trouble. And a gay homeland? Gays are people, but they are not A people. Gays did not originate from one point in the World and then spread out, they're just born or made, and that's perfectly fine. If they want to be integrated into society, then giving them their own country isn't going to help. I don't like Gay Pride parades cos it differentiates between gays and straights. just different tastes. You don't see Tea Lovers Pride parades do you?
i'm not homophobic btw, just don't like the idea of differentiating them from everyone.

also, Israel but more gay?
this is the ad for Israel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfDZsM7tqxU

[WWII History Geeks]

No. Heck, why should the Jews even have their own country? Everyone, regardless of race, religion, ethnicity or whatever, has been oppressed. So that's about 8 BILLION different countries to accomodate everyone.

That's 1.14 countries per person, roughly.

My mind is blown, good sir.

What are you talking about?! There are approximately 8 billion people on the earth, are there not?

[Takaram]

No. Heck, why should the Jews even have their own country? Everyone, regardless of race, religion, ethnicity or whatever, has been oppressed. So that's about 8 BILLION different countries to accomodate everyone.

That's 1.14 countries per person, roughly.

My mind is blown, good sir.

What are you talking about?! There are approximately 8 billion people on the earth, are there not?

No, 6 billion, and about 200 something countries

[Scotus Anonymous]

Similarly, once the Jews were given Israel, all of their problems were almost immediately solved. The same is true of the Croats, the Irish, the Navajo, and Neo Art's seven armed bastard love child he had with his sister. All of these ethnic problems, seemingly intractable, perenially bloody, all solved by giving the people who a nation of their own. A home.

you must be high man. the Croat land was their own, forcibly taken and given back a few years ago. as was the Irish land. as for the Navajo, last time I checked they were still in the USA.
Jews don't need a homeland as they should be welcome anywhere. If a majority of them want to live in the land of their ancestors, that's fine. But labelling it as a solely Jewish state is just asking for trouble. And a gay homeland? Gays are people, but they are not A people. Gays did not originate from one point in the World and then spread out, they're just born or made, and that's perfectly fine. If they want to be integrated into society, then giving them their own country isn't going to help. I don't like Gay Pride parades cos it differentiates between gays and straights. just different tastes. You don't see Tea Lovers Pride parades do you?
i'm not homophobic btw, just don't like the idea of differentiating them from everyone.

also, Israel but more gay?
this is the ad for Israel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfDZsM7tqxU

Gays are so a people. They originated in a small fertile valley in...France. Or what we now call France. Anthropologists, archaelogists, forensic geneticists, and fashion designers have reached a scientific consensus that gays are a discrete and highly differentiated ethnic group who would benefit from owning all the land in Texas.

[Demen]

They do, it's called New England.

*rimshot? sure, nobody's stopping me*

hey, I live in New England!


you hurt my feelings!

[Niur]

You know who else needs a home land? aspies, ahteists, aztec lovers, asexuals, and every other non-ethnicity minority group I belong to.
And you Know who else needs a home land? Me, and preferabbly one the size of western europe.
In other news, I find the whole such and such minority needs a homeland idea a waste of human brain power.

[Uawc]

Gays have their own homeland, it's called San Fransisco.

[Takaram]

You know who else needs a home land? aspies, ahteists, aztec lovers, asexuals, and every other non-ethnicity minority group I belong to.
And you Know who else needs a home land? Me, and preferabbly one the size of western europe.
In other news, I find the whole such and such minority needs a homeland idea a waste of human brain power.

Agreed. Why do we have to get along when we can just cut the world up and live separately.

Gays have their own homeland, it's called San Fransisco.

Joke's already been made.

[Muravyets]

As the crazy Palestinian guy in Munich says, "Home is Everything."

What self-determination, what safety, what power can a people really have without their own nation?

Oppressed African Americans were returned to Africa and given the nation of Liberia, and it turned out great. They have a peaceful, prosperous homeland, and it solved the problem of race in America.

Similarly, once the Jews were given Israel, all of their problems were almost immediately solved. The same is true of the Croats, the Irish, the Navajo, and Neo Art's seven armed bastard love child he had with his sister. All of these ethnic problems, seemingly intractable, perenially bloody, all solved by giving the people who a nation of their own. A home.

So, here is what I propose: We give the gays Texas. The people already there can go to refugee camps in the east. I'm sure they'll be fine with it. Then, the gays can fight a six day war against Kentucky, Alabama, Tennessee, and Georgia, seize the Appalachian Heights, and it will all be over. Peace.

You can also use this thread to nominate leaders for this new nation, as I have:

Prime Minister: Tim Gunn
Minister of the Armed Forces: Perry Watkins
Chief Judge: Neo Art after a few Cosmopolitans.

What do you think?

I am intrigued by this proposal and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

[Rhodmhire]

They do, it's called New England.

*rimshot? sure, nobody's stopping me*

hey, I live in New England!


you hurt my feelings!

No, I do too it's because...the laws and...

...Damn it, just let it die, it was a bad joke anyways.

[Rhodmhire]

Gays have their own homeland, it's called San Fransisco.

Joke's already been made.

Yeah, and I almost made the same one. But you know, the h8 stopped me.

[Rhodmhire]

THERE SHOULD BE NO HOMELAND FOR THOSE ABNORMAL SCUMBAGS. IF YOU WANT TO BE GAY, GO BE GAY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WHERE THERE IS NOT A NORMAL PERSON FOR FOR ABOUT 500,000 MILES.

Dang it Mr. Skynyrd, and to think I liked your music.

By your flag and use of CAPZORZ, I can assume you're being serious.

[Gauthier]

THERE SHOULD BE NO HOMELAND FOR THOSE ABNORMAL SCUMBAGS. IF YOU WANT TO BE GAY, GO BE GAY IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WHERE THERE IS NOT A NORMAL PERSON FOR FOR ABOUT 500,000 MILES.

But if the Abnormal Scumbags had their own homeland, it would be miles away from Normal People. Unless you secretly admire them and want to be near them maybe, hmm?

[Uawc]

You know who else needs a home land? aspies, ahteists, aztec lovers, asexuals, and every other non-ethnicity minority group I belong to.
And you Know who else needs a home land? Me, and preferabbly one the size of western europe.
In other news, I find the whole such and such minority needs a homeland idea a waste of human brain power.

Agreed. Why do we have to get along when we can just cut the world up and live separately.

Gays have their own homeland, it's called San Fransisco.

Joke's already been made.

I was that late?

[Getbrett]

Remember, their leader will be Tim Gunn.

Hmm, that worries me... but, he's already created an official language for us.

I have only the vaguest idea who this fag is, but he made me giggle like a little gay schoolboy.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

I just zapped My Skynyrd's one and only post with my Goofballian Ray of Silly Doom. Further such zappings will include modly action attached to it, and don't think puppetry will save you.

Keep this thread on-topic which is delightful parody of all those past and present that felt segregation would solve their problems.

[Scotus Anonymous]

I just zapped My Skynyrd's one and only post with my Goofballian Ray of Silly Doom. Further such zappings will include modly action attached to it, and don't think puppetry will save you.

Keep this thread on-topic which is delightful parody of all those past and present that felt segregation would solve their problems.

Which brings us to Clowns.

[Czardas]

No. Heck, why should the Jews even have their own country? Everyone, regardless of race, religion, ethnicity or whatever, has been oppressed. So that's about 8 BILLION different countries to accomodate everyone.

That's 1.14 countries per person, roughly.

My mind is blown, good sir.

What are you talking about?! There are approximately 8 billion people on the earth, are there not?

7 billion and a bit.

Okay, I understand that you were using humorous hyperbole, but that's not the point! <.<

[Gauthier]

I just zapped My Skynyrd's one and only post with my Goofballian Ray of Silly Doom. Further such zappings will include modly action attached to it, and don't think puppetry will save you.

Keep this thread on-topic which is delightful parody of all those past and present that felt segregation would solve their problems.

Which brings us to Clowns.

I've always been a proponent of using Mimefields to contain clown population.

[Vitaphone Racing]

Why do we need to give them Texas, can't they settle for a less good state like, Montana or one of the Dakotas?