Gays Need a Homeland, Like Israel but More Gay

[Fartsniffage]

Texas becoming the world centre of theatre would certainly be interesting.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Why do the gays have to leave?

because they clearly have no place in society, natural selection and procreation etc, throw in some rant about butsecs too.

(sarcasm by the way)

Natural selection? The homophobes tend not to believe in that. Science scares them

must be all those numbers and letters thrown together. education is the work of the liberal media remember that. and when you use the internet you're downloading communism.

[Fassitude]

Because then they'll want you to dance for them and be their minstrel, even when you thought they were your friends.

Shows what you know, my gay friends expect me to dance for them all the time. And exercise daily. And suck their dicks. So, I'm already used to performing.

On the other hand, with your own nation, you'll get a seat at the UN.

The bastion of relevance.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Texas becoming the world centre of theatre would certainly be interesting.

don't they already have rodeo's and those cattle jumping contest thingys?

[Chrobalta]

Why do the gays have to leave?

because they clearly have no place in society, natural selection and procreation etc, throw in some rant about butsecs too.

(sarcasm by the way)

Natural selection? The homophobes tend not to believe in that. Science scares them

must be all those numbers and letters thrown together. education is the work of the liberal media remember that. and when you use the internet you're downloading communism.

Shhh!!! Comrade, don't let them catch on to us!!!!

[EvilDarkMagicians]

As a homosexual I think this is a great idea.
Permanent gay club parties, 24/7.

[Scotus Anonymous]

Because then they'll want you to dance for them and be their minstrel, even when you thought they were your friends.

Shows what you know, my gay friends expect me to dance for them all the time. And exercise daily. And suck their dicks. So, I'm already used to performing.

On the other hand, with your own nation, you'll get a seat at the UN.

The bastion of relevance.

Exactly, see in Homosexia, you won't have to dance. They'll dance for you.

And you'll have a sweet ass military tech company called Gay Military Industries that will design stuff so cool, even the homophobes will buy your stuff at gun shows.

[The awesomeness 1]

THE GAY SHOULD BE SENT TO A DIVERENT UNIVERSE

[Czardas]

On the other hand, with your own nation, you'll get a seat at the UN.

The bastion of relevance.

Hey, just because the UN is essentially powerless, has very little influence on anything, and does very little doesn't make it irrelevant.


I'm not sure what does, though.

[Scotus Anonymous]

I thought they already had a homeland, one called "California".

<.<

They only control a small walled city called San Francisco. Its like Quebec.

Its really really like Quebec.

[Fartsniffage]

don't they already have rodeo's and those cattle jumping contest thingys?

Not quite the same as Lloyd Webber plays being performed 24/7.

[Mardiva]

THE GAY SHOULD BE SENT TO A DIVERENT UNIVERSE

IF ONLY... IF ONLY.. IF ONLY...

But yeah that's improbable to the impossible.

[Flameswroth]

THE GAY SHOULD BE SENT TO A DIVERENT UNIVERSE

That would cost too much, especially since as new gays were generated you'd have to send them as well. I mean, why force a gay person to be on your planet in your universe when his fellow men are elsewhere in the cosmos? That's just inconsiderate.

So you'd have to send a big rocket...tee...teehee...um, a big rocket deep into the bowels of sp-..hehe..of space that was big enough to carry the number of gays that have come forward over that year indefinitely. That's a LOT of money.

[Capitalistliberals]

As a homosexual I think this is a great idea.
Permanent gay club parties, 24/7.

as a gay man i think this is a horrible idea lol, gay clubs are boring lol

[Mad hatters in jeans]

THE GAY SHOULD BE SENT TO A DIVERENT UNIVERSE

you're just saying that so you get more gay sex, admit it. with all the competition gone you'l be the gay overlord over texas.

[Gauthier]

THE GAY SHOULD BE SENT TO A DIVERENT UNIVERSE

That would cost too much, especially since as new gays were generated you'd have to send them as well. I mean, why force a gay person to be on your planet in your universe when his fellow men are elsewhere in the cosmos? That's just inconsiderate.

So you'd have to send a big rocket...tee...teehee...um, a big rocket deep into the bowels of sp-..hehe..of space that was big enough to carry the number of gays that have come forward over that year indefinitely. That's a LOT of money.

Just find a universe where all the gays are trying to deport their straight people and set up an exchange. It's a win-win situation.

[Czardas]

I thought they already had a homeland, one called "California".

<.<

They only control a small walled city called San Francisco. Its like Quebec.

Its really really like Quebec.

Yes. Just like California, Quebec suffers from frequent wildfires, is governed by a time-traveling robot from the future, and people there speak a different language from the rest of the country for no good reason.

[Fartsniffage]

THE GAY SHOULD BE SENT TO A DIVERENT UNIVERSE

Why restrict travel to a different universe to the gayers?

I'd love to go where no man has one before.

[Hamandchese]

Sending Gays to texas would like have many problems
A-What about the US mexican border?
B-Gays in theory I SAID THEORY!!! could survive with immigration only
however that;s assuming more ppl will go gay. However i dont think so as you implied all gays would go tere.
Cloning tats BS! You need stem cells from fETUS. wHERE you gonna get that? From a gay menes stomach?
C-Gays invading US thats a Lol
We have tanks, aircraft, soliders, spy staliets, NUKES!!!!,and equipment vs some gays with guns.
OOOOOOhhh so scared!
AND WHY WOULD A GAY MAN need more land they have texas
D-if sending gays totexas solve problems send blacks to New york for teir nation

[Greater Americania]

Because that whole Israel thing is really working out for all involved.

It's certainly better than the last gig the Jews had going for them...

[Fartsniffage]

Sending Gays to texas would like have many problems
A-What about the US mexican border?
B-Gays in theory I SAID THEORY!!! could survive with immigration only
however that;s assuming more ppl will go gay. However i dont think so as you implied all gays would go tere.
Cloning tats BS! You need stem cells from fETUS. wHERE you gonna get that? From a gay menes stomach?
C-Gays invading US thats a Lol
We have tanks, aircraft, soliders, spy staliets, NUKES!!!!,and equipment vs some gays with guns.
OOOOOOhhh so scared!
AND WHY WOULD A GAY MAN need more land they have texas
D-if sending gays totexas solve problems send blacks to New york for teir nation

My god, it's like English but.....not.

[Flameswroth]

THE GAY SHOULD BE SENT TO A DIVERENT UNIVERSE

That would cost too much, especially since as new gays were generated you'd have to send them as well. I mean, why force a gay person to be on your planet in your universe when his fellow men are elsewhere in the cosmos? That's just inconsiderate.

So you'd have to send a big rocket...tee...teehee...um, a big rocket deep into the bowels of sp-..hehe..of space that was big enough to carry the number of gays that have come forward over that year indefinitely. That's a LOT of money.

Just find a universe where all the gays are trying to deport their straight people and set up an exchange. It's a win-win situation.

Well it's not that, so much as the resources that would be involved. In fueling alone you'd spend a considerable sum, not to mention life-sustaining provisions for the duration of the unpredictably long trip.

Now if you somehow created an inter-dimensional time portal that they could just walk through, then you'd just have a bigass electric bill to deal with, but I bet that would be more cost effective.

And personally I'd rather just send them to their own universe. If our population is 10% gay as I've heard it professed, imagine the good it would do to have 1/10 of our population removed!

[Takaram]

I for one would gladly recognize the new nation of Eugayslavia.

[WWII History Geeks]

Yes, please. Let's give all the homos their own little country and the heterosexuals theirs, and then we'll have to divide people up by race too, and age...

That way everyone has their own homeland! Yay!

No. Heck, why should the Jews even have their own country? Everyone, regardless of race, religion, ethnicity or whatever, has been oppressed. So that's about 8 BILLION different countries to accomodate everyone. So deal with it. Everyone has troubles. So what if I'd had less or more than you? Life isn't fair anyways. Add that to your little pity party and you can live it up feeling sorry for yourself while I get on with my life and deal with it.

[Czardas]

No. Heck, why should the Jews even have their own country? Everyone, regardless of race, religion, ethnicity or whatever, has been oppressed. So that's about 8 BILLION different countries to accomodate everyone.

That's 1.14 countries per person, roughly.

My mind is blown, good sir.