Gays Need a Homeland, Like Israel but More Gay

[Getbrett]

I can understand the attraction but for me, at least, it's completely castrated by two words: "chronically stupid".

Leaders need cannon fodder. And since the only way they have of affecting him is Twitter, it's not so bad... he could be a politician. Now, that would be emasculating.

Stephen Fry doesn't really strike me as a leader archetype. Then again, neither do most politicians.

Irrelevant: En dansk vän rättat mig på mitt svenska uttal (uh, swearing?) på Halloween (?). Svenska är talas underligt.

[Tokos]

Only steers and queers will come from Texas!

[Hydesland]

his Twitter meltdown over such a benign comment exposed a vulnerability that was not all that attractive.

What was this? I googled and found a meltdown about vista, but not aboutt some comment.

[Balans]

Hahaaa, so many things wrong with this thread in so many ways that its almost funny.
Almost.

[Getbrett]

his Twitter meltdown over such a benign comment exposed a vulnerability that was not all that attractive.

What was this? I googled and found a meltdown about vista, but not aboutt some comment.

A random Twitter user mentioned that he found his posts boring (and justified it with "Sorry Stephen!") and he consequentially threatened to leave Twitter.

[German Capitalists]

The Gays have a Homeland, It's called France.

[Fassitude]

Irrelevant: En dansk vän rättat mig på mitt svenska uttal (uh, swearing?) på Halloween (?). Svenska är talas underligt.

Cute. This is for you, just because you're you.

[Svenen (Ancient)]

Irrelevant: En dansk vän rättat mig på mitt svenska uttal (uh, swearing?) på Halloween (?). Svenska är talas underligt.

Cute. This is for you, just because you're you.

You sound noble. Can I make you a Noble in my real-life regime?

[Getbrett]

Irrelevant: En dansk vän rättat mig på mitt svenska uttal (uh, swearing?) på Halloween (?). Svenska är talas underligt.

Cute. This is for you, just because you're you.

This made me laugh, thanks. I was actually unsure about adding the är. I'm afraid my spoken Swedish very much suffers from esophageal constipation, as my Glaswegian Scottish accent is fairly dominant regardless of the language I speak.

[Fassitude]

This made me laugh, thanks. I was actually unsure about adding the är. I'm afraid my spoken Swedish very much suffers from esophageal constipation, as my Glaswegian Scottish accent is fairly dominant regardless of the language I speak.

Glasvegas were on TV here and they spoke a smattering of rude Swedish. It was awesome! So, you... don't dare shut your mouth! I honestly don't understand why you rag on your accent as much as you do. Its hotness may be lost on you in Scotland, but I am telling you us abroadistanians find it irresistible.

[Getbrett]

This made me laugh, thanks. I was actually unsure about adding the är. I'm afraid my spoken Swedish very much suffers from esophageal constipation, as my Glaswegian Scottish accent is fairly dominant regardless of the language I speak.

Glasvegas were on TV here and they spoke a smattering of rude Swedish. It was awesome! So, you... don't dare shut your mouth! I honestly don't understand why you rag on your accent as much as you do. Its hotness may be lost on you in Scotland, but I am telling you us abroadistanians find it irresistible.

Living in Edinburgh for four years (the natural local rival of Glasgow) probably has an effect. My accent does tend to morph to become more intelligible when I am not in Glasgow.

[Fassitude]

Living in Edinburgh for four years (the natural local rival of Glasgow) probably has an effect. My accent does tend to morph to become more intelligible when I am not in Glasgow.

Intelligibility, when has it ever been anything other than an obstacle to be overcome on the quest for fellatio?

[Getbrett]

Living in Edinburgh for four years (the natural local rival of Glasgow) probably has an effect. My accent does tend to morph to become more intelligible when I am not in Glasgow.

Intelligibility, when has it ever been anything other than an obstacle to be overcome on the quest for fellatio?

It's true, the best sex in Scotland is to be found in Glasgow. Unsurprisingly, Gerard Butler is Glaswegian (sort of).

[Kahanistan]

I was thinking of a way to get the natives of Gayland to reproduce. Say a nice lesbian couple want a baby. Now, they can sit around having lesbian sex till the cows come home and it won't get them pregnant, so they discuss who they'd like that preferably they both know pretty well that they'd like to ask to father the baby, and which one gets to bear the baby. So the lucky guy beats off in a cup and uses an eyedropper to manually insert his little soldiers into one or both lesbians. Nine months later there's a baby. Hopefully it was negotiated beforehand how the child will be raised, by the lesbians, by the mother and the father, by the father and his partner, etc. That way Gayland people get to reproduce and the lesbians don't have to submit to hot sticky man sex and gay men don't have to stick Mr. Happy into a nasty woman-hole and it's not as crude as going to an egg and sperm bank because you know the other parents. Hell, this could have the potential to shut those "family values" wankers up once and for all. Stops men sowing their seed so people don't have 53 kids in 42 states that they're not supporting.

[Skaladora]

I was thinking of a way to get the natives of Gayland to reproduce. Say a nice lesbian couple want a baby. Now, they can sit around having lesbian sex till the cows come home and it won't get them pregnant, so they discuss who they'd like that preferably they both know pretty well that they'd like to ask to father the baby, and which one gets to bear the baby. So the lucky guy beats off in a cup and uses an eyedropper to manually insert his little soldiers into one or both lesbians. Nine months later there's a baby. Hopefully it was negotiated beforehand how the child will be raised, by the lesbians, by the mother and the father, by the father and his partner, etc. That way Gayland people get to reproduce and the lesbians don't have to submit to hot sticky man sex and gay men don't have to stick Mr. Happy into a nasty woman-hole and it's not as crude as going to an egg and sperm bank because you know the other parents. Hell, this could have the potential to shut those "family values" wankers up once and for all. Stops men sowing their seed so people don't have 53 kids in 42 states that they're not supporting.

Some gays and lesbians have been doing this for decades already. Nothing new, really, but it's surprising how many straight people think we're somehow sterile/too stupid to get simple problem solving skills.

So yeah, remember those weird tubes/cooking implements you use to pump cooking juices and pour them back over the thanksgiving turkey, to keep from turning too dry? Turns out you can use them for more than just turkey-moistening.

[Kyronea]

Because that whole Israel thing is really working out for all involved.

You do remember this is Hammy-man, right?

[Thuristian]

I was thinking of a way to get the natives of Gayland to reproduce. Say a nice lesbian couple want a baby. Now, they can sit around having lesbian sex till the cows come home and it won't get them pregnant, so they discuss who they'd like that preferably they both know pretty well that they'd like to ask to father the baby, and which one gets to bear the baby. So the lucky guy beats off in a cup and uses an eyedropper to manually insert his little soldiers into one or both lesbians. Nine months later there's a baby. Hopefully it was negotiated beforehand how the child will be raised, by the lesbians, by the mother and the father, by the father and his partner, etc. That way Gayland people get to reproduce and the lesbians don't have to submit to hot sticky man sex and gay men don't have to stick Mr. Happy into a nasty woman-hole and it's not as crude as going to an egg and sperm bank because you know the other parents. Hell, this could have the potential to shut those "family values" wankers up once and for all. Stops men sowing their seed so people don't have 53 kids in 42 states that they're not supporting.

All of the sexual metaphors you used in there made me giggle.

[Tekania]

Because that whole Israel thing is really working out for all involved.

I don't know, could be entertaining.... We can supply the new Gay-Texan state with the full technology of US military hardware.... and give the texan refugees surplus civil-war era gear...

[RightLeaningChristians]

Gay Cowboys?



Im in.

[The Republic of Lanos]

I oppose giving them Texas.
they're happy in California, no?

[RightLeaningChristians]

I oppose giving them Texas.
they're happy in California, no?

No.


Too many gays there. Things aren't Texas-y enough.

[Unidox]

I oppose giving them Texas.
they're happy in California, no?

Last time I heard Red Heads were getting California (for some reason), inspite of Ireland. So, just follow my thinking on this: If we (homosexuals) move to Texas; San Francisco could be considered our New York, New York becomes our Florida, Canada becomes the Promised Land... Now, simotaniosly, due to latin machismo illegal immigration drops off drasticly, or explodes ridiculously. Also, Louisiana, Arkansas, an Oaklahoma become the new Mid East. YAY!

[Callisdrun]

I oppose giving them Texas.
they're happy in California, no?

No. I would say that they have some legitimate complaints about this state.

[Allbeama]

I completely agree with SCotus anon, I mean he is clearly a genius man.

[Unidox]

... So the lucky guy beats off in a cup and uses an eyedropper to manually insert his little soldiers into one or both lesbians...

...So yeah, remember those weird tubes/cooking implements you use to pump cooking juices and pour them back over the thanksgiving turkey, to keep from turning too dry? Turns out you can use them for more than just turkey-moistening.

Sorry, the correct term is a Turkey Baster.