Gays Need a Homeland, Like Israel but More Gay

[Lunatic Goofballs]

(Obviously only the Western nations, because you have to be a complete idiots to be gay in, say, Saudi Arabia, where masturbation can get your arms cut off)?

Yes, because that's what decides if we're gay or not. I know every time I travel and enter places like Poland and flyover-USA-country, the gay just stops.

OMG! They're learning how to suppress their natures! Our gaydars are useless!! Noooo!!!

[Rhodmhire]

(Obviously only the Western nations, because you have to be a complete idiots to be gay in, say, Saudi Arabia, where masturbation can get your arms cut off)?

Now I know why whenever I go to the bathroom the gay guy next to me gets a boner--it's not a boner at all, it's an on/off switch for his gayness.

Up must equate to gay, down must equate to not gay.

It all makes sense now.

[Vitaphone Racing]

Wait, if this turns out like Israel, does that mean the 'gay nation' is going to kick ours, mexico's and canadas asses everytime we go to war? Which should be about every six years.

Yep.

Right thats it! No homeland! lets just keep oppressing them under the guise that we are a 'tolerable' nation.

[Vitaphone Racing]

Wait i just had another thought, if they are all gay, how are they going to breed?

[Rhodmhire]

OMG! They're learning how to suppress their natures! Our gaydars are useless!!

WHAT?!?

You're positively shitting me, I just invested $400,000,000 in gaydars yesterday--yesterday for the love of all things!

*angry continuous mumble*

[Getbrett]

But Gregory House is my hero! Hugh Laurie isn't half bad either.

That's the problem. He's a "hero". The medical inaccuracies that leads to bug me. But you are right about Hugh. Oh, Hugh... but I like him most when he's camping around with Stephen.

Indeed. I have a strong soft spot for Mister Fry, despite his propensity towards horizontal growth. Perhaps even more so than Mister Laurie.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Wait i just had another thought, if they are all gay, how are they going to breed?

bisexuals too?

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Wait, if this turns out like Israel, does that mean the 'gay nation' is going to kick ours, mexico's and canadas asses everytime we go to war? Which should be about every six years.

Yep.

Right thats it! No homeland! lets just keep oppressing them under the guise that we are a 'tolerable' nation.

It won't be so bad. Tidiest wars ever. *nod*

[Rhodmhire]

Wait i just had another thought, if they are all gay, how are they going to breed?

Science will figure it out.

[Gauthier]

(Obviously only the Western nations, because you have to be a complete idiots to be gay in, say, Saudi Arabia, where masturbation can get your arms cut off)?

Yes, because that's what decides if we're gay or not. I know every time I travel and enter places like Poland and flyover-USA-country, the gay just stops.

OMG! They're learning how to suppress their natures! Our gaydars are useless!! Noooo!!!

You think they haven't developed Stealth Gays in response to wide-spread gaydar use? The latest model I've seen was John Barrowman, and did anyone register him on first glance? Hell no.

[Sorvadia]

Texas? Hell, I'm not going to Texas. Give us Northern California; then we'll talk.

[Rhodmhire]

Wait i just had another thought, if they are all gay, how are they going to breed?

bisexuals too?

They already control all the Internet teen chat sites, why give them a country, or let them take part in being in one of their own?

[Rhodmhire]

Texas? Hell, I'm not going to Texas. Give us Northern California; then we'll talk.

Irony keeps the poop soft.

I push for Texas.

Ha, get it because...the poop and the...

...You guys are killing me tonight.

[Vespertilia]

(Obviously only the Western nations, because you have to be a complete idiots to be gay in, say, Saudi Arabia, where masturbation can get your arms cut off)?

Yes, because that's what decides if we're gay or not. I know every time I travel and enter places like Poland and flyover-USA-country, the gay just stops.

OMG! They're learning how to suppress their natures! Our gaydars are useless!! Noooo!!!

You think they haven't developed Stealth Gays in response to wide-spread gaydar use? The latest model I've seen was John Barryman, and did anyone register him on first glance? Hell no.

You're saying there's a kind of gay who cover themselves in radar absorbent materials?

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Wait i just had another thought, if they are all gay, how are they going to breed?

bisexuals too?

They already control all the Internet teen chat sites, why give them a country, or let them take part in being in one of their own?

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Wait i just had another thought, if they are all gay, how are they going to breed?

"The ding-dong goes in the hoo-hoo until stuff comes out." -Stewie Griffin

[Gauthier]

(Obviously only the Western nations, because you have to be a complete idiots to be gay in, say, Saudi Arabia, where masturbation can get your arms cut off)?

Yes, because that's what decides if we're gay or not. I know every time I travel and enter places like Poland and flyover-USA-country, the gay just stops.

OMG! They're learning how to suppress their natures! Our gaydars are useless!! Noooo!!!

You think they haven't developed Stealth Gays in response to wide-spread gaydar use? The latest model I've seen was John Barrowman, and did anyone register him on first glance? Hell no.

You're saying there's a kind of gay who cover themselves in radar absorbent materials?

Gaydar absorbent materials. You can't tell they're gay until they tell you or they choose to act stereotypically gay.

[Fassitude]

Wait i just had another thought, if they are all gay, how are they going to breed?

You know how heterosexuals breed? Of course, you don't... but I assure you, homosexuals breed the same way.

[Rhodmhire]

Wait i just had another thought, if they are all gay, how are they going to breed?

bisexuals too?

They already control all the Internet teen chat sites, why give them a country, or let them take part in being in one of their own?

Yeah, they should be content with what they have and stay content until further notified.

[Fassitude]

Indeed. I have a strong soft spot for Mister Fry, despite his propensity towards horizontal growth. Perhaps even more so than Mister Laurie.

He's rich, he could get lipo and stomach stapling should he need to. His bipolarism is more of a worry - his Twitter meltdown over such a benign comment exposed a vulnerability that was not all that attractive.

[Scotus Anonymous]

Yes. Jews arguably segregate themselves in Israel.

Then tell them they're doing a bad job. Jon Stewart got out.

Your argument is compensation for past grievances, I say it is an argument based on the flaw in modern society. That people are entitled to steal from others when they were not directly wrong.

I make no argument for past grievances. This is for their present, and for their future. For self-determination.

Just as the Jews would deserve Israel even if the holocaust hadn't happened, the gays deserve Texas even if disco never occurred.

[Getbrett]

Indeed. I have a strong soft spot for Mister Fry, despite his propensity towards horizontal growth. Perhaps even more so than Mister Laurie.

He's rich, he could get lipo and stomach stapling should he need to. His bipolarism is more of a worry - his Twitter meltdown over such a benign comment exposed a vulnerability that was not all that attractive.

Yes, well, attraction to an abtract such as "intelligence" or "class" will always have its pitfalls. That aside, I was less irritated by his meltdown (as that has a reasonable medical excuse) than by the response of the baying masses.

[Fassitude]

Yes, well, attraction to an abtract such as "intelligence" or "class" will always have its pitfalls. That aside, I was less irritated by his meltdown (as that has a reasonable medical excuse) than by the response of the baying masses.

But imagine having such minions? Oh, the fun that could be wrought! It's like anonymous, but with a brain. Making him oddly more attractive, as it indicates a degree of power, no matter if it's over the chronically stupid.

[Getbrett]

Yes, well, attraction to an abtract such as "intelligence" or "class" will always have its pitfalls. That aside, I was less irritated by his meltdown (as that has a reasonable medical excuse) than by the response of the baying masses.

But imagine having such minions? Oh, the fun that could be wrought! It's like anonymous, but with a brain. Making him oddly more attractive, as it indicates a degree of power, no matter if it's over the chronically stupid.

I can understand the attraction but for me, at least, it's completely castrated by two words: "chronically stupid".

[Fassitude]

I can understand the attraction but for me, at least, it's completely castrated by two words: "chronically stupid".

Leaders need cannon fodder. And since the only way they have of affecting him is Twitter, it's not so bad... he could be a politician. Now, that would be emasculating.