Life

[Maurepas]

Dude, if you weren't alive you couldn't save your younger brother from the ice so he wouldn't go on to be a total war hero and shit, and you wouldn't prevent Mr. Gower from poisoning that kid when he was all depressed, and you won't be able to prevent the run on the bank with your honeymoon money or get the Bedford Falls bitches out of the Potter slums and into low cost housing and then I wont get my mother fucking wings, and bitch, I want my damn wings. I'm tired of taking the winged bus. Try thinking of someone else for a change, dude...

Thats the way the movie shouldve been, woulda saved two long, boobless hours,

[Bottle]

Well, I have been in deep thought about life for the past month and I have been wondering: what reason do I have to continue to live? If I were to die it wouldn't have any effect on the space or time. My life means nothing as a whole so why should I continue to live?

You're going to die eventually. Once you're dead, you'll remain dead for eternity. So you're going to have plenty of time to be dead. You've only got a few years to see what it's like being alive. Might as well use them.

[H N Fiddlebottoms VIII]

(for some reason we don't get many female postwomen....don't know why)

Because by the time they've become postwomen, they are no longer female. Similarly, postmen are no longer male. That's why they've got that prefix "post-" in there.
To deliver the mail, one must become something more than the gender binary allows. One must become ... postgendered.

You know you love my posting style, just admit it.

(for some reason we don't get many female postwomen....don't know why)

Because by the time they've become postwomen, they are no longer female. Similarly, postmen are no longer male. That's why they've got that prefix "post-" in there.
To deliver the mail, one must become something more than the gender binary allows. One must become ... postgendered.

And they must do so post-haste...

Of course. Some might wonder why it is that all mailmen are also postmen. After all, shouldn't there be some people who had become mailmen before the process of becoming postmen was made mandatory? The answer to that question is as simple as it is devilish, the Law of Postgendered Mail Delivery was enforced ... ex post facto.

And this is why you should remain alive, Miclania. For the Puns!

[Uawc]

Well, I have been in deep thought about life for the past month and I have been wondering: what reason do I have to continue to live? If I were to die it wouldn't have any effect on the space or time. My life means nothing as a whole so why should I continue to live?

If that is your outlook, your life really does mean nothing. In which case, make it your duty to make your life mean something. You can, I promise. Do what I do, join a political movement and piss the government off.

Makes you feel like a million bucks.

[DrunkenDove]

You could find meaning in a dignified life of non-stop toil as my slave. Genuine offer.

[Dumb Ideologies]

And this is why you should remain alive, Miclania. For the Puns!

*nods* Happiness is a warm pun.

[Reblle]

I would agree with you on death but I still don't do since I made a promise to my gf.

[Angleter]

You mean the crime drama with Damian Lewis? I don't see why you should continue watching that, they finished it after the second season. Bad mistake.

[Dyakovo]

(for some reason we don't get many female postwomen....don't know why)

Because by the time they've become postwomen, they are no longer female. Similarly, postmen are no longer male. That's why they've got that prefix "post-" in there.
To deliver the mail, one must become something more than the gender binary allows. One must become ... postgendered.

You know you love my posting style, just admit it.

I admitted I laughed (and groaned) about it...

[Mad hatters in jeans]

(for some reason we don't get many female postwomen....don't know why)

Because by the time they've become postwomen, they are no longer female. Similarly, postmen are no longer male. That's why they've got that prefix "post-" in there.
To deliver the mail, one must become something more than the gender binary allows. One must become ... postgendered.

frankly i consider that idea vanishingly unrealistic as far as my research is concerned.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Well, I have been in deep thought about life for the past month and I have been wondering: what reason do I have to continue to live? If I were to die it wouldn't have any effect on the space or time. My life means nothing as a whole so why should I continue to live?

The purpose of life is to collect life experiences. If there's an afterlife, I suspect they are the only things you bring with you. If there isn't an afterlife, then there really isn't anything else to do anyway is there? Might as well keep collecting.

[Barzan]

(for some reason we don't get many female postwomen....don't know why)

Because by the time they've become postwomen, they are no longer female. Similarly, postmen are no longer male. That's why they've got that prefix "post-" in there.
To deliver the mail, one must become something more than the gender binary allows. One must become ... postgendered.

You know you love my posting style, just admit it.

(for some reason we don't get many female postwomen....don't know why)

Because by the time they've become postwomen, they are no longer female. Similarly, postmen are no longer male. That's why they've got that prefix "post-" in there.
To deliver the mail, one must become something more than the gender binary allows. One must become ... postgendered.

And they must do so post-haste...

Of course. Some might wonder why it is that all mailmen are also postmen. After all, shouldn't there be some people who had become mailmen before the process of becoming postmen was made mandatory? The answer to that question is as simple as it is devilish, the Law of Postgendered Mail Delivery was enforced ... ex post facto.

And this is why you should remain alive, Miclania. For the Puns!

Indeed. And so that you may experience life in a post-apocalyptic world.

I would agree with you on death but I still don't do since I made a promise to my gf.

And this is why you should live: so you can bang girls.

[H N Fiddlebottoms VIII]

And this is why you should remain alive, Miclania. For the Puns!

Indeed. And so that you may experience life in a post-apocalyptic world.

If we don't put a stop to this soon, someone may go postal.

[Barzan]

And this is why you should remain alive, Miclania. For the Puns!

Indeed. And so that you may experience life in a post-apocalyptic world.

If we don't put a stop to this soon, someone may go postal.

And the victims of said individual gone postal will develop post-traumatic stress disorder.

[Ryadn]

'Cause it may be crooked, but it's the only game in town.

[Barzan]

'Cause it may be crooked, but it's the only game in town.

I'm not seeing the pun.

[Allbeama]

I continue to live because of a masochistic and obstinate desire to keep treading through the shit that covers the face of this vile planet, hoping one day I will walk into a paradise of pristine and beautiful wonders that transcend the failings of humanity. It's a pipe dream, I know, but I keep on hoping for it to come true.

[Barzan]

I continue to live because of a masochistic and obstinate desire to keep treading through the shit that covers the face of this vile planet, hoping one day I will walk into a paradise of pristine and beautiful wonders that transcend the failings of humanity. It's a pipe dream, I know, but I keep on hoping for it to come true.

I'm still counting on that sliver of hope that I'll take over the world before I die -- which won't be until after 100.

[Allbeama]

I continue to live because of a masochistic and obstinate desire to keep treading through the shit that covers the face of this vile planet, hoping one day I will walk into a paradise of pristine and beautiful wonders that transcend the failings of humanity. It's a pipe dream, I know, but I keep on hoping for it to come true.

I'm still counting on that sliver of hope that I'll take over the world before I die -- which won't be until after 100.

Each day I spend living in the real world, I get more and more cynical.

[Hallistar]

Well, I have been in deep thought about life for the past month and I have been wondering: what reason do I have to continue to live? If I were to die it wouldn't have any effect on the space or time. My life means nothing as a whole so why should I continue to live?

I have to admit, even though i believe in religion, i do also encounter this question at times. I mean, sometimes i feel as if what I'm doing isn't even real.

Each day I spend living in the real world, I get more and more cynical.

Same here buddy

[The Nuclear Robatics]

Well, I have been in deep thought about life for the past month and I have been wondering: what reason do I have to continue to live? If I were to die it wouldn't have any effect on the space or time. My life means nothing as a whole so why should I continue to live?

if that is how you feel, then end your worthless life right here and right now

[Mephras]

"Everybody wants to leave something behind them, some impression, some mark upon the world. And then you think, you've left a mark on the world if you just get through it and a few people remember your name. Then you've left a mark. You don't have to bend the world. I think it's better just to enjoy it. Pay your dues and enjoy it. If you shoot an arrow and it goes real high, hooray for you."
--Dorian Corey

Wise words from a possibly murderous Harlem drag queen, I think.

[H N Fiddlebottoms VIII]

And this is why you should remain alive, Miclania. For the Puns!

Indeed. And so that you may experience life in a post-apocalyptic world.

If we don't put a stop to this soon, someone may go postal.

And the victims of said individual gone postal will develop post-traumatic stress disorder.

To postulate that any psychological symptoms experienced by those who have been subject to trauma is due exclusively to that trauma is to engage in post hoc reasoning. You should be ashamed.
And so should I, for I fear that posterity will label us both as the poster children for taking something to far.

[Cubic kms]

Well, I have been in deep thought about life for the past month and I have been wondering: what reason do I have to continue to live? If I were to die it wouldn't have any effect on the space or time. My life means nothing as a whole so why should I continue to live?

But your life does! Every choice you make alters the life of someone else. The difference between you posting this and not posting this has already affected the lives of many people, however minute the effect. I'm not saying this is bad but that's just how it is. If you think about the chain of events, your actions now could affect many people maybe a thousand years later. It may be just coincidence but many things happen from coincidence that will change the future.

What I'm saying is to follow your judgment and instincts. I think that everyone in the world is a prerequisite to the future, so why not make it positive?

[Czardas]

Well, I have been in deep thought about life for the past month and I have been wondering: what reason do I have to continue to live? If I were to die it wouldn't have any effect on the space or time. My life means nothing as a whole so why should I continue to live?

Cake.

Cake is nice.