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I'm 13

Mike the Progressive wrote:

Isolated China wrote:You drink the tears of orphans too, don't you?

Yummy.

'Little children, near and far.
Don't know where your parents are.
Cry directly into this jar.
I will drink it at the bar!'
I applaud you, Overlord Mike. I underestimated your power.

Mike the Progressive wrote:

Isolated China wrote:Some of us aren't THAT bad. Just the crazy ones who yell #YOLO and SWAG all the time and can't keep their britches off the ground.

It doesn't matter. I'm willing to sacrifice you all, even if to just get rid of the few YOLOing, swagging few.The ends justify the means.

Well thanks for that.

Of the Free Socialist Territories wrote:

Mike the Progressive wrote:
It doesn't matter. I'm willing to sacrifice you all, even if to just get rid of the few YOLOing, swagging few.The ends justify the means.

Well thanks for that.

Really, I think he's just jealous of the elite few like you and me, so he's inventing some stupid justification for taking us out.

I'm 13

14

Mike the Progressive wrote:

Isolated China wrote:Some of us aren't THAT bad. Just the crazy ones who yell #YOLO and SWAG all the time and can't keep their britches off the ground.

It doesn't matter. I'm willing to sacrifice you all, even if to just get rid of the few YOLOing, swagging few.The ends justify the means.

Agreed. 18 is the perfect age.

Forster Keys wrote:

Mike the Progressive wrote:
It doesn't matter. I'm willing to sacrifice you all, even if to just get rid of the few YOLOing, swagging few.The ends justify the means.

Agreed. 18 is the perfect age.

Nah, 16 is the best. Sure I can't drink, drive, vote or give consent but...

Wait, you're right, this is shit.

I turn 19 in two days ya'll....

22.

Ovisterra wrote:

Forster Keys wrote:
Agreed. 18 is the perfect age.

Nah, 16 is the best. Sure I can't drink, drive, vote or give consent but...

Wait, you're right, this is shit.

Well you can. Just not legally.

Forster Keys wrote:

Ovisterra wrote:
Nah, 16 is the best. Sure I can't drink, drive, vote or give consent but...

Wait, you're right, this is shit.

Well you can. Just not legally.

I can give consent legally at 16.

Of the Free Socialist Territories wrote:

Forster Keys wrote:
Well you can. Just not legally.

I can give consent legally at 16.

"Oh look at us, we have a lower age of consent and a bigger country with a better economy and stuff."

We don't all have it as good as you guys.

Mike the Progressive wrote:

Glee-ville wrote:There are like not that many 13 year olds. It makes me feel so lonely on here.

That's because people under 18 are punks and shouldn't be allowed on this forum. Yet they are.

I am sorry.....I was just on. I hadn't proofread my post. I am sorry if I was to cause any mishaps. I am just working on my nation and enjoying all the NS players(even if none of them think I should exist on here or on the human race)
If I am a punk then tell me but I think that everyone on here is awesome and we should all have waffles for breakfast this beautiful morning. I will supply the waffles.

14. Started last year.

Glee-ville wrote:

Mike the Progressive wrote:
That's because people under 18 are punks and shouldn't be allowed on this forum. Yet they are.

I am sorry.....I was just on. I hadn't proofread my post. I am sorry if I was to cause any mishaps. I am just working on my nation and enjoying all the NS players(even if none of them think I should exist on here or on the human race)
If I am a punk then tell me but I think that everyone on here is awesome and we should all have waffles for breakfast this beautiful morning. I will supply the waffles.

I don't like waffles, you're fired.

Mike the Progressive wrote:

Glee-ville wrote:I am sorry.....I was just on. I hadn't proofread my post. I am sorry if I was to cause any mishaps. I am just working on my nation and enjoying all the NS players(even if none of them think I should exist on here or on the human race)
If I am a punk then tell me but I think that everyone on here is awesome and we should all have waffles for breakfast this beautiful morning. I will supply the waffles.

I don't like waffles, you're fired.

What's your opinion on fruitcakes?

Esternial wrote:

Mike the Progressive wrote:
I don't like waffles, you're fired.

What's your opinion on fruitcakes?

You are one.

Do you guys like Blintz?

The Blaatschapen wrote:

Esternial wrote:What's your opinion on fruitcakes?

You are one.

I was getting to that, and then you ruin it.

Typical Dutchman.

Esternial wrote:

The Blaatschapen wrote:
You are one.

I was getting to that, and then you ruin it.

Typical Dutchman.

I aim to please

I wonder if someone would get banned by lying their age in opposite direction.

The New World Oceania wrote:It's rather annoying when people assume that those of us who were born some time ago are, in fact, that very correlating age. I, for one, was born in 1324. However, at the momentary age of fifteen, I most recently showed up in '97, previously having begun my research in political sciences at the University of Solomon in 1206.

And the worst is when people start to satirize it.

Risottia wrote:Just some tens of centuries.

Shameful.

Lol. Kids these days, they don't show proper respect for their elders.

Immoren wrote:I wonder if someone would get banned by lying their age in opposite direction.

I'll be one of the first to know.

Joshulia wrote:

Mike the Progressive wrote:
If you're under 18, I hate you.

Older than 35? To the fire pits.

Starting later this year, I have a mere seven years before I, too, must retire to the fire pits...

Can't we bump that particular age limit up a bit? What's so bad about old people? I, for one, would rather be given just enough of a natural lifespan to ensure a brain upload. Then you may incinerate my used-up flesh to your heart's content. I'll even give you my firstborn child if you will give me his or her first 35 years as an extension...

Risottia wrote:Lol. Kids these days, they don't show proper respect for their elders.

S'truth.