How old are you, NationStates players..?

[Regnum Dominae]

You're 15.

I'm of legal age in Iran.

Therefore, I'm only 15 in 202 other countries.

Even in Iran you'd still be 15.

[Mike the Progressive]

That's because people under 18 are punks and shouldn't be allowed on this forum. Yet they are.

Some of us aren't THAT bad. Just the crazy ones who yell #YOLO and SWAG all the time and can't keep their britches off the ground.

It doesn't matter. I'm willing to sacrifice you all, even if to just get rid of the few YOLOing, swagging few.The ends justify the means.

[Torisakia]

That's because people under 18 are punks and shouldn't be allowed on this forum. Yet they are.

Some of us aren't THAT bad. Just the crazy ones who yell #YOLO and SWAG all the time and can't keep their britches off the ground.

And those kids who dye their hair stupid colors(pink, blue, green, etc.)coughscenekidscough.

[Regnum Dominae]

Some of us aren't THAT bad. Just the crazy ones who yell #YOLO and SWAG all the time and can't keep their britches off the ground.

And those kids who dye their hair stupid colors(pink, blue, green, etc.)coughscenekidscough.

A lot of those are just obsessed otaku.

[Joshulia]

Some of us aren't THAT bad. Just the crazy ones who yell #YOLO and SWAG all the time and can't keep their britches off the ground.

It doesn't matter. I'm willing to sacrifice you all, even if to just get rid of the few YOLOing, swagging few.The ends justify the means.

I love nationstates.....

[Mike the Progressive]

It doesn't matter. I'm willing to sacrifice you all, even if to just get rid of the few YOLOing, swagging few.The ends justify the means.

I love nationstates.....

If you're under 18, I hate you.

[Piero Sraffa]

If you're under 18, I hate you.

You're under 81. You don't know the trouble I've seen.

[Joshulia]

I love nationstates.....

If you're under 18, I hate you.

Older than 35? To the fire pits.

[Torisakia]

I'm of legal age in Iran.

Therefore, I'm only 15 in 202 other countries.

Even in Iran you'd still be 15.

That's what they want you to think. *nods*

It doesn't matter. I'm willing to sacrifice you all, even if to just get rid of the few YOLOing, swagging few.The ends justify the means.

Gist: Anyone under the age of 18 can go take a hike.

[Mike the Progressive]

If you're under 18, I hate you.

Older than 35? To the fire pits.

Eh, I'm ok with that.

[Isolated China]

Some of us aren't THAT bad. Just the crazy ones who yell #YOLO and SWAG all the time and can't keep their britches off the ground.

It doesn't matter. I'm willing to sacrifice you all, even if to just get rid of the few YOLOing, swagging few.The ends justifies the means.

As long as they are eradicated, I'd be perfectly happy with my removal. We must ensure the idiocy does not infect the forums at all costs, lads!

[Torisakia]

I love nationstates.....

If you're under 18, I hate you.

You heard it here first folks, Mike hates 80% of NationStates players.

[Joshulia]

Older than 35? To the fire pits.

Eh, I'm ok with that.

18-35 is apparently the best time of everyone's lives, everybody!

[Canuckland]

Fifteen, just turned several weeks ago.

[Torisakia]

Fifteen, just turned several weeks ago.

Mike hates you.

[Isolated China]

Some of us aren't THAT bad. Just the crazy ones who yell #YOLO and SWAG all the time and can't keep their britches off the ground.

And those kids who dye their hair stupid colors(pink, blue, green, etc.)coughscenekidscough.

Some of them aren't that bad, the scene kids. There's this one chick I know. A scene kid, quit it after a while. She's pretty nice.

If you're under 18, I hate you.

You heard it here first folks, Mike hates 80% of NationStates players.

What about the other 20%?

[Torisakia]

And those kids who dye their hair stupid colors(pink, blue, green, etc.)coughscenekidscough.

Some of them aren't that bad, the scene kids. There's this one chick I know. A scene kid, quit it after a while. She's pretty nice.

I find that really hard to believe on my end.

Not to say that what you're saying is entirely false, but I just have different opinions.

[Mike the Progressive]

If you're under 18, I hate you.

You heard it here first folks, Mike hates 80% of NationStates players.

We are the 20%!

[Castille de Italia]

Eh, I'm an old timer. I turned forty-two in February. Think I'm already showing early stages of Alzheimer's, though...

[Dagnia]

I turned 30 in the last couple months.

[Lost Hentaisland]

I'm twenty-two as of May 9th. I've been lingering around since 2006, my sociability varies from year to year.

[Canuckland]

Fifteen, just turned several weeks ago.

Mike hates you.

Oh.
That hurts deep down inside.
Some guy over the intertubes hates me because of my age.

[Mike the Progressive]

Mike hates you.

Oh.
That hurts deep down inside.
Some guy over the intertubes hates me because of my age.

It's OK. I can understand why it would hurt you so much. It's me after all. "Intertubes" or not. My love is gold. My hate is cold.

[Isolated China]

Oh.
That hurts deep down inside.
Some guy over the intertubes hates me because of my age.

It's OK. I can understand why it would hurt you so much. It's me after all. "Intertubes" or not. My love is gold. My hate is cold.

You drink the tears of orphans too, don't you?

[Mike the Progressive]

It's OK. I can understand why it would hurt you so much. It's me after all. "Intertubes" or not. My love is gold. My hate is cold.

You drink the tears of orphans too, don't you?

Yummy.