The Idiots Strike Again

[Gig em Aggies]

http://now.msn.com/conspiracy-theory-claims-man-arrested-for-aurora-shooting-in-not-the-real-james-holmes

It now seems that mass shootings like Auroa just can't happen without controversy anymore. This story states that some guy or group took two pictures of the theater killer and did a side by side comparison. One image is that of his college id the other is when he was arrested with his goofy red hair. The person(s) claims that the nose and ears between the two pictures are different in size and shape. Which leads them to believe that the person you see on tv in prison issue uniform is not the actual killer but that of a "scape goat". Yes I said it some idiots brain clicked on and thinks there's a conspiracy involved with the Auroa shootings. For me I believe its a bunch of bull just cause you see subtle differences in two different pictures of the same person who did a mass murder does not mean there's a conspiracy afoot. It just means your an idiot for believing theirs a conspiracy in the first place.

So NS what say thee of the story at hand?

[Ifreann]

Does Aurora even exist? I mean, what a fake sounding name.

[TaQud]

do people have anything better to do? These conspiracy theories are just stupid and absurd.

[Lordieth]

http://now.msn.com/conspiracy-theory-claims-man-arrested-for-aurora-shooting-in-not-the-real-james-holmes

It now seems that mass shootings like Auroa just can't happen without controversy anymore. This story states that some guy or group took two pictures of the theater killer and did a side by side comparison. One image is that of his college id the other is when he was arrested with his goofy red hair. The person(s) claims that the nose and ears between the two pictures are different in size and shape. Which leads them to believe that the person you see on tv in prison issue uniform is not the actual killer but that of a "scape goat". Yes I said it some idiots brain clicked on and thinks there's a conspiracy involved with the Auroa shootings. For me I believe its a bunch of bull just cause you see subtle differences in two different pictures of the same person who did a mass murder does not mean there's a conspiracy afoot. It just means your an idiot for believing theirs a conspiracy in the first place.

So NS what say thee of the story at hand?

Take two fingers. and place them on each side of each nostril. Feel what happens to your nostrils when you grin. Now do the same thing when you frown.

Look at the pictures.

Conspiracy over.

Edit. As an addition, your frenulum between your nostrils distends downwards when you frown. Which also accounts for the more elongated appearance of the nose. Honestly. Mythbusters would bust this in under a minute.

[The Mighty Warrior Horse]

Does Aurora even exist? I mean, what a fake sounding name.

It's a plot by Obama and the lizard people, how did you not see it earlier?

[New Octopucta]

If I expressed annoyance at every stupid conspiracy theory on the internet, I'd have no time to do anything else. These things only become controversies because people give the conspiracy theorists attention.

[Norstal]

Does Aurora even exist? I mean, what a fake sounding name.

What the hell's a Colorado anyways?

[The New World Oceania]

This is undoubtedly true. I mean, haven't you read the eight Harry Potter book? It's all because of the boot. I mean, if people can choose who what when the striking sums, then how come Australians don't fall? It's clear- James Holmes is in hiding.

[Ainin]

Does Aurora even exist? I mean, what a fake sounding name.

What the hell's a Colorado anyways?

It's something. Now what is an America?

[Tlaceceyaya]

Does Aurora even exist? I mean, what a fake sounding name.

It was the scene of some cannibalisms in an early episode of Bones. Actually, I think it was a different Aurora.

[The Whispers]

Does Aurora even exist? I mean, what a fake sounding name.

Aurora Borealis? That's a lovely name.

[Zavea]

Does Aurora even exist? I mean, what a fake sounding name.

Aurora Borealis? That's a lovely name.

you expect me to believe that the northern lights are localized entirely within colorado? nice try, government.

[Farnhamia]

Does Aurora even exist? I mean, what a fake sounding name.

There is a town in Colorado called Rifle. And one called Parachute.

[The Whispers]

Aurora Borealis? That's a lovely name.

you expect me to believe that the northern lights are localized entirely within colorado? nice try, government.

Not a huge The High Life fan, I take it.

[Disserbia]

Oh my God, who the hell cares.

[Qazox]

Does Aurora even exist? I mean, what a fake sounding name.

It's a plot by Obama and the lizard people, how did you not see it earlier?

And the pope. It's always the popes fault...

[The Mighty Warrior Horse]

It's a plot by Obama and the lizard people, how did you not see it earlier?

And the pope. It's always the popes Space lizard popes fault...

Fixed

[Samuraikoku]

I care not for conspiracy theories.

[Typhlochactas]

Oh my God, who the hell cares.

This is like walking into a history museum and yelling ''HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY AWAKE IN THIS SNORITARIUM?''.

Try leaving.

[Mike the Progressive]

Oh my God, who the hell cares.

This is like walking into a history museum and yelling ''HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY AWAKE IN THIS SNORITARIUM?''.

Try leaving.

How is it anything like that?

[Disserbia]

Oh my God, who the hell cares.

This is like walking into a history museum and yelling ''HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY AWAKE IN THIS SNORITARIUM?''.

Try leaving.

I was pointing out that this is not news nor is it any kind of big deal. Get over it. Get. Over. It.

[Frisivisia]

Aurora was totally fake, and they blamed James Holmes because he was going to uncover the secret that the World Trade Center had rooms with mind control powder so the had to blow it up and they blamed terrorists so we could invade Iraq so while we weren't looking they could invade Germany and TAKE THE NAZI GOLD.

I have thought long and hard on this.

[Typhlochactas]

This is like walking into a history museum and yelling ''HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STAY AWAKE IN THIS SNORITARIUM?''.

Try leaving.

How is it anything like that?

Why go into a history museum and bitch about how boring history is?

On the same token, why go into a thread and complain about how little you care?

[Wikkiwallana]

How is it anything like that?

Why go into a history museum and bitch about how boring history is?

On the same token, why go into a thread and complain about how little you care?

Because this isn't a history museum? It's much closer to a guy in a trailer park with a shed he swears holds the corpse of George Washington's gay lover.

[Farnhamia]

Why go into a history museum and bitch about how boring history is?

On the same token, why go into a thread and complain about how little you care?

Because this isn't a history museum? It's much closer to a guy in a trailer park with a shed he swears holds the corpse of George Washington's gay lover.

Or the guys who put out the "proof" the Obama's birth certificate was photoshopped.