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Since Spongebob is usually understood as being a homosexual, even though a sponge is technically asexual, does this influence children's minds in accepting homosexuality. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay, im just wondering, what you all think?

Spongebob Squarepants turned my daughters into faggots.

Spongebob Squarepants married Sandy Squirrel. He's straight as can be.

EFFINGA wrote:Since Spongebob is usually understood as being a homosexual, even though a sponge is technically asexual, does this influence children's minds in accepting homosexuality. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay, im just wondering, what you all think?

I think you've been smoking up while watching Spongebob. How is it generally understood that he's gay or anything? Is it inffered like Bert and Ernie or is he activley making passes at boy sponges?

Wanderjar wrote:Spongebob Squarepants married Sandy Squirrel. He's straight as can be.

Yeah, Spongebob wasn't. The starfish guy on the other hand...

The creator said that he was asexual, as far as I can remember.

Neesika wrote:Spongebob Squarepants turned my daughters into faggots.

My homophobic meter is buzzing.

Bavin wrote:The creator said that he was asexual, as far as I can remember.

Neesika wrote:Spongebob Squarepants turned my daughters into faggots.

My homophobic meter is buzzing.

Well it's true! They started getting all limp in the wrist and talking about boys all the time!

I have never considered or even heard of the idea that Spongebob was gay until now. Damn you.

Wanderjar wrote:Spongebob Squarepants married Sandy Squirrel. He's straight as can be.

He could have married her for a cover up so people won't know him and patrick are playing swords.

He's an idiot,an asexual IDIOTA.

EFFINGA wrote:Since Spongebob is usually understood as being a homosexual, even though a sponge is technically asexual, does this influence children's minds in accepting homosexuality. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay, im just wondering, what you all think?

Methinks the creators of spongebob were drunk at the time. Later, some evangelical bloggers stumbled upon it and heard Spongebob's voice.

EFFINGA wrote:Since Spongebob is usually understood as being a homosexual, even though a sponge is technically asexual, does this influence children's minds in accepting homosexuality. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay, im just wondering, what you all think?

wait... is Spongebob a boy or a girl?

I've always considered it to be a Pat.

The Asexual movement holds that Spongebob is one of ours, and will resist claims on him by the Gay Agenda with all necessary force.

*Charges up the death ray*

Wanderjar wrote:Spongebob Squarepants married Sandy Squirrel. He's straight as can be.

unless spongebob is a girl...

JarVik wrote:

EFFINGA wrote:Since Spongebob is usually understood as being a homosexual, even though a sponge is technically asexual, does this influence children's minds in accepting homosexuality. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay, im just wondering, what you all think?

I think you've been smoking up while watching Spongebob. How is it generally understood that he's gay or anything? Is it inffered like Bert and Ernie or is he activley making passes at boy sponges?

WHAT?! Spongebob is gay, as he is the gay son of Bert and Ernie. P.S. Spongebob was caught having sex with Squidward and Patrick.

Spongebob is supposed to appeal to children? He's supposed to appeal to humans?

I've always found him too irritating to watch. Whiny and self-obsessed.

But not having watched enough to even know if it has a plot, I shouldn't leap to the conclusion that he's a caricature of a gay person ...

Spongebob isn't a sexual creature in the cartoon. He's only gay in your (or other folk's) head.

WTF???

I used to love Spongebob. However, as the years passed I stop watching it. Then, one day, just for the hell of it, I watched one episode.

All the sexual innuendo... I'm scarred for life.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:The Asexual movement holds that Spongebob is one of ours, and will resist claims on him by the Gay Agenda with all necessary force.

*Charges up the death ray*

Careful with that thing. It's ... vibrating ...

Spongebob is into interspecies sex, actually, as there is an episode where Spongebob watches porn and it is not a Sponge, but Coral,

I miss Spongebob actually, I think it went downhill after the movie...

I've watched Spongebob for most of my life, and I've never gotten the impression that he was gay.

Maurepas wrote:Spongebob into interspecies sex, as there is an episode where Spongebob watches porn and it is not a Sponge, but Coral,

I miss Spongebob actually, I think it went downhill after the movie...

^This is what I was thinking.

Lucky Bicycle Works wrote:

Dumb Ideologies wrote:The Asexual movement holds that Spongebob is one of ours, and will resist claims on him by the Gay Agenda with all necessary force.

*Charges up the death ray*

Careful with that thing. It's ... vibrating ...

All the better to *bleep* you with.

Mwahahahahaha.

Just remember. I won't be getting any pleasure out of this.

JuNii wrote:

EFFINGA wrote:Since Spongebob is usually understood as being a homosexual, even though a sponge is technically asexual, does this influence children's minds in accepting homosexuality. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay, im just wondering, what you all think?

wait... is Spongebob a boy or a girl?

I've always considered it to be a Pat.

I think he's a boy. However, is there any real point to this? It's a cartoon sponge. Might as well be wondering if The Flintstones had orgies.