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Homosexual portrayal of Spongebob

Postby EFFINGA » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:45 pm

Since Spongebob is usually understood as being a homosexual, even though a sponge is technically asexual, does this influence children's minds in accepting homosexuality. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay, im just wondering, what you all think?

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Postby Neesika » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:51 pm

Spongebob Squarepants turned my daughters into faggots.
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Postby Wanderjar » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:54 pm

Spongebob Squarepants married Sandy Squirrel. He's straight as can be.
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Postby JarVik » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:55 pm

EFFINGA wrote:Since Spongebob is usually understood as being a homosexual, even though a sponge is technically asexual, does this influence children's minds in accepting homosexuality. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay, im just wondering, what you all think?


I think you've been smoking up while watching Spongebob. How is it generally understood that he's gay or anything? Is it inffered like Bert and Ernie or is he activley making passes at boy sponges?
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Postby Autumn Wind » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:58 pm

Wanderjar wrote:Spongebob Squarepants married Sandy Squirrel. He's straight as can be.


Yeah, Spongebob wasn't. The starfish guy on the other hand...
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Postby Bavin » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:58 pm

The creator said that he was asexual, as far as I can remember.

Neesika wrote:Spongebob Squarepants turned my daughters into faggots.

My homophobic meter is buzzing.
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Postby Neesika » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:59 pm

Bavin wrote:The creator said that he was asexual, as far as I can remember.

Neesika wrote:Spongebob Squarepants turned my daughters into faggots.

My homophobic meter is buzzing.

Well it's true! They started getting all limp in the wrist and talking about boys all the time!
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Postby Hydesland » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:59 pm

I have never considered or even heard of the idea that Spongebob was gay until now. Damn you.

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Postby Surote » Thu Nov 05, 2009 5:59 pm

Wanderjar wrote:Spongebob Squarepants married Sandy Squirrel. He's straight as can be.


He could have married her for a cover up so people won't know him and patrick are playing swords.

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Postby The Solonian Empire » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:00 pm

He's an idiot,an asexual IDIOTA.
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Postby Pevisopolis » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:00 pm

EFFINGA wrote:Since Spongebob is usually understood as being a homosexual, even though a sponge is technically asexual, does this influence children's minds in accepting homosexuality. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay, im just wondering, what you all think?


Methinks the creators of spongebob were drunk at the time. Later, some evangelical bloggers stumbled upon it and heard Spongebob's voice.
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Postby JuNii » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:00 pm

EFFINGA wrote:Since Spongebob is usually understood as being a homosexual, even though a sponge is technically asexual, does this influence children's minds in accepting homosexuality. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay, im just wondering, what you all think?

wait... is Spongebob a boy or a girl?

I've always considered it to be a Pat.
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:01 pm

The Asexual movement holds that Spongebob is one of ours, and will resist claims on him by the Gay Agenda with all necessary force.

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Postby JuNii » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:01 pm

Wanderjar wrote:Spongebob Squarepants married Sandy Squirrel. He's straight as can be.

unless spongebob is a girl... :blink:
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

Unscramble these words...1) PNEIS. 2)HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE
1) SPINE. 2) LITHER 3)GINGER 4)SUBTEXT

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Postby San Juanico » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:02 pm

JarVik wrote:
EFFINGA wrote:Since Spongebob is usually understood as being a homosexual, even though a sponge is technically asexual, does this influence children's minds in accepting homosexuality. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay, im just wondering, what you all think?


I think you've been smoking up while watching Spongebob. How is it generally understood that he's gay or anything? Is it inffered like Bert and Ernie or is he activley making passes at boy sponges?

WHAT?! Spongebob is gay, as he is the gay son of Bert and Ernie. P.S. Spongebob was caught having sex with Squidward and Patrick.
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Postby Lucky Bicycle Works » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:03 pm

Spongebob is supposed to appeal to children? He's supposed to appeal to humans?

I've always found him too irritating to watch. Whiny and self-obsessed.

But not having watched enough to even know if it has a plot, I shouldn't leap to the conclusion that he's a caricature of a gay person ...
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Postby Goath » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:04 pm

Spongebob isn't a sexual creature in the cartoon. He's only gay in your (or other folk's) head.
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Postby Penafrancia » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:05 pm

WTF???

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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:05 pm

I used to love Spongebob. However, as the years passed I stop watching it. Then, one day, just for the hell of it, I watched one episode.

All the sexual innuendo... I'm scarred for life. :shock:
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Postby Lucky Bicycle Works » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:05 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:The Asexual movement holds that Spongebob is one of ours, and will resist claims on him by the Gay Agenda with all necessary force.

*Charges up the death ray*


Careful with that thing. It's ... vibrating ... :shock:
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Postby Maurepas » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:06 pm

Spongebob is into interspecies sex, actually, as there is an episode where Spongebob watches porn and it is not a Sponge, but Coral, ;)

I miss Spongebob actually, I think it went downhill after the movie...
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Postby Wilgrove » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:07 pm

I've watched Spongebob for most of my life, and I've never gotten the impression that he was gay.

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Postby Spartan Philidelphia » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:07 pm

Maurepas wrote:Spongebob into interspecies sex, as there is an episode where Spongebob watches porn and it is not a Sponge, but Coral, ;)

I miss Spongebob actually, I think it went downhill after the movie...


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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:08 pm

Lucky Bicycle Works wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:The Asexual movement holds that Spongebob is one of ours, and will resist claims on him by the Gay Agenda with all necessary force.

*Charges up the death ray*


Careful with that thing. It's ... vibrating ... :shock:


All the better to *bleep* you with.

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Postby Wilgrove » Thu Nov 05, 2009 6:09 pm

JuNii wrote:
EFFINGA wrote:Since Spongebob is usually understood as being a homosexual, even though a sponge is technically asexual, does this influence children's minds in accepting homosexuality. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay, im just wondering, what you all think?

wait... is Spongebob a boy or a girl?

I've always considered it to be a Pat.


I think he's a boy. However, is there any real point to this? It's a cartoon sponge. Might as well be wondering if The Flintstones had orgies.

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