The North Korea Juche Songun Anti-Imperialist Megathread

[Stragegic Defense Coalition]

If they want a war let it be held for the sake of freedom of the world and for the people of south Korea and let me enlist into the U.S military and let me kill those commie bastards who's with me.

Go back to Call of Duty.
And yeah, that's not patriotism. That's just being overaggressive and underinformed.

How is it Call of Duty?

[The Tiger Kingdom]

Go back to Call of Duty.
And yeah, that's not patriotism. That's just being overaggressive and underinformed.

How is it Call of Duty?

I said that because you're talking exactly like a teenager whose sole experience/study of warfare has been through that particular franchise.
Am I wrong?

[Xanixi]

What ever it takes so people can be safe in our country

I don't think you understand what that requires, or any of the factors going into that particular value. At all.

And if he doesn't, he either won't make it through BCT or he'll learn it the hard way. Whichever route is taken isn't the point of concern for this thread, and I suggest we move on.

[Kelmet]

War between NK and SK wont start until that joint industrial zone by the DMZ is shut down.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

the amount of dumb in that is just astronomical.

I guess he must be what ? 15 y/o and just enjoying his first (illegal) beer which got him off his rockers and caused him to start posting random shit.

Well, let's hope it's at least something like a Guinness dark lager, and not some shitty Bud Lite.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Go back to Call of Duty.
And yeah, that's not patriotism. That's just being overaggressive and underinformed.

How is it Call of Duty?

Your previous post sounded like satirical nationalist propaganda written by an unsocial twelve year old.

[The Joseon Dynasty]

War between NK and SK wont start until that joint industrial zone by the DMZ is shut down.

Kaesong? Umm... why do you say that?

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

Cool, you are going to throw away your life :3

What ever it takes so people can be safe in our country

I'm sure the United States has more than enough to keep itself safe already.

[Kelmet]

War between NK and SK wont start until that joint industrial zone by the DMZ is shut down.

Kaesong? Umm... why do you say that?

It seems its the only line left to cross, except for the DMZ itself

[Arumdaum]

Cool, you are going to throw away your life :3

What ever it takes so people can be safe in our country

Might as well lock up everyone in prison.

[Xanixi]

Kaesong? Umm... why do you say that?

It seems its the only line left to cross, except for the DMZ itself

It would also be pretty significative on where North Korea stands; seeing as it produces (IIRC) $450 million annually, more or less, shutting that down would show just how committed the DPRK is to making sure it completely falls apart.

[Kelmet]

It seems its the only line left to cross, except for the DMZ itself

It would also be pretty significative on where North Korea stands; seeing as it produces (IIRC) $450 million annually, more or less, shutting that down would show just how committed the DPRK is to making sure it completely falls apart.

Exactly, and bay face un sounds just crazy enough to do in

[Xanixi]

It would also be pretty significative on where North Korea stands; seeing as it produces (IIRC) $450 million annually, more or less, shutting that down would show just how committed the DPRK is to making sure it completely falls apart.

Exactly, and bay face un sounds just crazy enough to do in

Meh. I don't think he's stupid, so that doesn't sound like an action he'd take. It'd make more sense to keep the ruse up for as long as possible until you're fairly certain you can take victory from the south and actually proceed with the invasion.

AKA, never.

[Kelmet]

Exactly, and bay face un sounds just crazy enough to do in

Meh. I don't think he's stupid, so that doesn't sound like an action he'd take. It'd make more sense to keep the ruse up for as long as possible until you're fairly certain you can take victory from the south and actually proceed with the invasion.

AKA, never.

I'd rather it happen now so a united korea can finally start rebuilding the husk of north korea

[Arumdaum]

It would also be pretty significative on where North Korea stands; seeing as it produces (IIRC) $450 million annually, more or less, shutting that down would show just how committed the DPRK is to making sure it completely falls apart.

Exactly, and bay face un sounds just crazy enough to do in

The Kaesong Industrial Region isn't as vital to North Korea's economy as you may think. It compromises only around 1%, iirc.

[Oceania-Eurasia-Eastasia]

They've always been at war with Eastasia.

[Capitalist America]

This is just stupid. Why do we even care?

[Kelmet]

Exactly, and bay face un sounds just crazy enough to do in

The Kaesong Industrial Region isn't as vital to North Korea's economy as you may think. It compromises only around 1%, iirc.

Its more symbolic than anything, if that closes war is one step closer

[Xanixi]

This is just stupid. Why do we even care?

Because people might start dying?

Continuation: in a war. People die every day, and in enormous numbers, but you know what I mean. People might start getting killed in a conflict and that should always be of concern.

[Death Metal]

This is just stupid. Why do we even care?

Not so much "Care" as "Point And Laugh At"

[The Joseon Dynasty]

Kaesong? Umm... why do you say that?

It seems its the only line left to cross, except for the DMZ itself

Well, it's a rather vapid proclamation, now that I think about it. Kaesong being seized or occupied by North Korea would, in all likelihood, be so inextricably tied to some form of conflict that it wouldn't be a particularly useful indicator of anything.

[Volnotova]

Exactly, and bay face un sounds just crazy enough to do in

The Kaesong Industrial Region isn't as vital to North Korea's economy as you may think. It compromises only around 1%, iirc.

1% might not be "vital", but I would consider it important.

The reason why I am somewhat worried now is because here we are dealing with son, not father.

I think some people underestimate how insane and unpredictable some people can be.

I don't think he would survive the loss of face If he doesn't follow up on his threats. How long has it been since he took power? 17 months.

He and his cronies (and I would argue that it is up to debate whether he is really in control and he is not in fact nothing more than a puppet) are even defying their last "Ally", China.

They might prefer WWIII to simply seeing NK implode. It isn't like regimes haven't pulled off similar things in history before.

[The Joseon Dynasty]

The Kaesong Industrial Region isn't as vital to North Korea's economy as you may think. It compromises only around 1%, iirc.

1% might not be "vital", but I would consider it important.

The reason why I am somewhat worried now is because here we are dealing with son, not father.

I think some people underestimate how insane and unpredictable some people can be.

I don't think he would survive the loss of face If he doesn't follow up on his threats. How long has it been since he took power? 17 months.

He and his cronies (and I would argue that it is up to debate whether he is really in control and he is not in fact nothing more than a puppet) are even defying their last "Ally", China.

They might prefer WWIII to simply seeing NK implode. It isn't like regimes haven't pulled off similar things in history before.

But nothing indicates that North Korea is on the verge of implosion. That scenario doesn't add up.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

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I'm thinking that facepalm made out of characters might constitute spam. Might want to edit it out.

But seriously, you're the one that deserves face palms. North Korea isn't even close to threatening us, they're just waving their tiny little dicks in an attempt to create an illusion that it's really fucking big. It is, quite literally, suicide for them to attack the South or the US. I don't believe they're so stupid that they would do that.

And I'm all for patriotism. I'm a fervent American nationalist. But what you're spouting sounds straight from the mouth of a Call-of-Duty-educated preteen, my friend.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

This is just stupid. Why do we even care?

For the same reason adults care about a violent, smart-ass ten year old.