The North Korea Juche Songun Anti-Imperialist Megathread

[Forster Keys]

I don't understand why you're saying this?

Because shit, apparently, is holy.

An odd thing to venerate I suppose, but not the oddest.

[Grenartia]

A single death is a tragedy. A million is a statistic. Unless they're just sperm. Then its just a Tuesday.

I'm a capitalist in all regards.

That had nothing to do with asking about your economic stance... >.>

A single death is a tragedy. A million is a statistic. Unless they're just sperm. Then its just a Tuesday.

My old sock is a gulag.

Getting AQ'd.

[Reploid Productions]

Y'know, every time I hear about whatever shenanigans North Korea is up to this time, I really just wish I could be all "NORTH KOREA, WARNED FOR TROLLING." And then, when they carry on with the exact same pattern of behavior like they were an NS summerfriend, that I could totally go all "NORTH KOREA, DEAT FOR CONTINUED TROLLING."

That'd be real swell.

[Mike the Progressive]

Because shit, apparently, is holy.

An odd thing to venerate I suppose, but not the oddest.

Either that, or she's fraking wasted and the normally rambunctious Disserbia has become rather blonde-witted.

[Luveria]

I'm a capitalist in all regards.

That had nothing to do with asking about your economic stance... >.>

Even more so considering Stalin never said that quote.

[Radiatia]

Those poor missiles. I know how it feels to lose your job too...

EDIT: This joke was much funnier before the thread was merged.

[Forster Keys]

I'm a capitalist in all regards.

That had nothing to do with asking about your economic stance... >.>

My old sock is a gulag.

Getting AQ'd.

*bows*

[Forster Keys]

An odd thing to venerate I suppose, but not the oddest.

Either that, or she's fraking wasted and the normally rambunctious Disserbia has become rather blonde-witted.

Well I can't fault her there then. Tis a noble pursuit.

[Forster Keys]

Those poor missiles. I know how it feels to lose your job too...

[Luveria]

Either that, or she's fraking wasted and the normally rambunctious Disserbia has become rather blonde-witted.

Well I can't fault her there then. Tis a noble pursuit.

Of course you can't fault her.

[Forster Keys]

Well I can't fault her there then. Tis a noble pursuit.

Of course you can't fault her.

Yes. Of course?

[Meridiani Planum]

Not when they hit the ocean.

They break the surface tension.

No one breaks the surface tension of the ocean on my watch. Fire photon torpedoes!

[Mike the Progressive]

Of course you can't fault her.

Yes. Of course?

Of course.

[Forster Keys]

They break the surface tension.

No one breaks the surface tension of the ocean on my watch. Fire photon torpedoes!

I think we need to launch the Society for the Preservation of Surface Tension.

[Luveria]

Yes. Of course?

Of course.

Well then gentlemen, I'm glad we're all in agreement on this particular issue.

[Mike the Progressive]

Of course.

Well then gentlemen, I'm glad we're all in agreement on this particular issue.

Indeed. Though I'm not really too sure what it is we have agreed upon.

[Forster Keys]

Well then gentlemen, I'm glad we're all in agreement on this particular issue.

Indeed. Though I'm not really too sure what it is we have agreed upon.

That's something we call all agree on.

*roll credits*

But seriously. I've got no idea what the fuck is happening?

[Luveria]

Indeed. Though I'm not really too sure what it is we have agreed upon.

That's something we call all agree on.

*roll credits*

But seriously. I've got no idea what the fuck is happening?

We've put our aside our differences to have reached a compromise suitable for all parties involved.

[Mike the Progressive]

That's something we call all agree on.

*roll credits*

But seriously. I've got no idea what the fuck is happening?

We've put our aside our differences to have reached a compromise suitable for all parties involved.

Damn you...

[Hurdegaryp]

How on Earth is this "breaking news"?

Well missiles break things I suppose?

Also it appears to be a slow day, so any reason to start a new "OMG, North Korea!" thread is apparently a good one. By the way, didn't we already have an official North Korea thread? This one seems redundant.

[Forster Keys]

That's something we call all agree on.

*roll credits*

But seriously. I've got no idea what the fuck is happening?

We've put our aside our differences to have reached a compromise suitable for all parties involved.

I don't like it. Typical pinko liberal forum.

[Luveria]

We've put our aside our differences to have reached a compromise suitable for all parties involved.

I don't like it. Typical pinko liberal forum.

That's kind of what NSG is. I don't know why you'd expect otherwise.

[Arumdaum]

Well maybe a few years ago I would've cared about this, but frankly im just tired and do not care about NK and their false and empty threats anymore. They say that they will do something, and they build up all this hype, and then once we show a little muscle, they back off, and do the same thing over and over again, and frankly you get kinda bored with it.
I mean now to me, NK is no longer a threat, right now to me, all they are proving is that they are all bark and no bite.

Testing missiles is pretty normal for most countries, isn't it?

[Forster Keys]

I don't like it. Typical pinko liberal forum.

That's kind of what NSG is. I don't know why you'd expect otherwise.

Because as a god-fearing patriot I demand otherwise.

[Arumdaum]

Well missiles break things I suppose?

Also it appears to be a slow day, so any reason to start a new "OMG, North Korea!" thread is apparently a good one. By the way, didn't we already have an official North Korea thread? This one seems redundant.

I don't think that anyone has posted in it for a while now.