The North Korea Juche Songun Anti-Imperialist Megathread

[Samozaryadnyastan]

We have a beach.

Well, you wanted to invade somewhere not very multi-cultural, didn't you?

[Of the Free Socialist Territories]

Shithole-upon-Tyne

Oi. The city centre's lovely.

Unlike Pyongyang, which is probably a bit overbearing.

*hauls thread back on topic*

[Wamitoria]

Be careful, we may see "London is full of immigrant" rant coming from somewhere...

There's a RACE problem.

London for the Londoners, Lancashire for the North-Westerners...

And Scotland for the North Koreans.

[Vietnam]

There's a RACE problem.

London for the Londoners, Lancashire for the North-Westerners...

And Scotland for the North Koreans.

[Casinoria]

We have a beach.

Well, you wanted to invade somewhere not very multi-cultural, didn't you?

Technically so does S-u-T. I'm from London and warning the people who want to invade somewhere with anglo-saxon, white protestants. I don't particularly want the bloody yanks to invade at all. We already have freedom, our oil and gas supplies are low enough that they're not worth a vast military operation. What else would they want to do? Remove our universal healthcare?

[Eastfield Lodge]

If you're going to Lincolnshire, you could swing by Grimsby, I suppose.
The place needs livening up when I go back for the summer. An American Invasion would probably do that nicely.

What does Grimsby have worth invading for? I'm not sure Harry Ramsdens is still there anymore. Better to invade somewhere like Hull which has facilities or Shithole-upon-Tyne for the same reason.

I'm sorry, but come and say that to my face.

And by the way, Newcastle is pretty multicultural as well. Try Sunderland or Middlesbrough.

[Eastfield Lodge]

We have a beach.

Well, you wanted to invade somewhere not very multi-cultural, didn't you?

Technically so does S-u-T. I'm from London and warning the people who want to invade somewhere with anglo-saxon, white protestants. I don't particularly want the bloody yanks to invade at all. We already have freedom, our oil and gas supplies are low enough that they're not worth a vast military operation. What else would they want to do? Remove our universal healthcare?

Destroy the monarchy, take Britain backwards 500 years in social policy, convert us to the dollar and hand them a full-on puppet state in the EU.

[Wamitoria]

Technically so does S-u-T. I'm from London and warning the people who want to invade somewhere with anglo-saxon, white protestants. I don't particularly want the bloody yanks to invade at all. We already have freedom, our oil and gas supplies are low enough that they're not worth a vast military operation. What else would they want to do? Remove our universal healthcare?

Destroy the monarchy, take Britain backwards 500 years in social policy, convert us to the dollar and hand them a full-on puppet state in the EU.

You know just as well as I do that we'd just steal your booze and run like hell.

But back on topic, North Korea may have the capacity to launch nuclear missiles. How does that make everyone feel?

[Casinoria]

What does Grimsby have worth invading for? I'm not sure Harry Ramsdens is still there anymore. Better to invade somewhere like Hull which has facilities or Shithole-upon-Tyne for the same reason.

I'm sorry, but come and say that to my face.

And by the way, Newcastle is pretty multicultural as well. Try Sunderland or Middlesbrough.

I would do. I don't particularly like the place. Heading straight out of the station seems fine until you hit the bus station, left until you hit the Life center and right until you hit Baccus is ok but I think the rest of the place is a bit of a shithole.

I'm sticking up for the macams on this one. No yanks are going to eat my lady's saveloy dips!

[Grad Duchy of Luxembourg]

You know just as well as I do that we'd just steal your booze and run like hell.

But back on topic, North Korea may have the capacity to launch nuclear missiles. How does that make everyone feel?

Slightly worrisome. Can't wait till US and NK come to the table and find a way to stop NK's nuclear missile development. I badly wish Clinton's Agreed Framework could have held.

[Vietnam]

Destroy the monarchy, take Britain backwards 500 years in social policy, convert us to the dollar and hand them a full-on puppet state in the EU.

You know just as well as I do that we'd just steal your booze and run like hell.

But back on topic, North Korea may have the capacity to launch nuclear missiles. How does that make everyone feel?

North Korea isn't going to launch a suicidal attack. I feel roughly the same as I have for a while.

[Grad Duchy of Luxembourg]

You know just as well as I do that we'd just steal your booze and run like hell.

But back on topic, North Korea may have the capacity to launch nuclear missiles. How does that make everyone feel?

North Korea isn't going to launch a suicidal attack. I feel roughly the same as I have for a while.

I just wish the nuclear warhead would not even be a possibility.

[Vietnam]

North Korea isn't going to launch a suicidal attack. I feel roughly the same as I have for a while.

I just wish the nuclear warhead would not even be a possibility.

Same, but :c

[Alien Space Bats]

It's weird to me. Conservatives spend about the past 18 years building our military to kill Iran and now they want a try at North Korea instead? We could have planned the logistics for North Korea and handled them in 2003 instead of Iraq, but designing an operational force for a specific theater and type of conflict takes a lot of time and leaves us with deficiencies outside of that buildup.

Well, they've all smoked too much from the "'MURICA, FUCK YEAH!!!" crack pipe, and they seem to believe that every war America fights can be ended in 3 hours with a couple of pulled muscles and a hangnail. This country hasn't fought a real knock-down, drag out, kill-your-ass war since the last Korean conflict; all we've done is chase insurgents around some desert/mountain/jungle, punctuated by the odd clash with poorly motivated regulars prone to desertion when their masters aren't looking (Grenada, Panama, Kuwait, iraq, etc.).

To be sure, there were moments when we came close to fighting serious engagements in Vietnam (like Hue and Khe San), but they usually didn't last that long and they didn't involve a full effort on our enemies' part (largely because such an effort wouldn't serve our enemies' war plans). Again: If this comes to blows, it's going to be a real war against a real enemy, and it's going to be brutal.

[Rio Cana]

CNN has been having reports on indoctrination in NK. Seems kids are indoctrinated at a young age. And those kids who do not toe the party-line get to be sent with there families to a farm or the cold parts of NK. They say it sort of parallels Fascist Germany in the 30's.

So it seems Orwells book "1984" has become true in NK. where everyone has a tv. government provided, which they say is used to play propaganda over and over.

[Vietnam]

CNN has been having reports on indoctrination in NK. Seems kids are indoctrinated at a young age. And those kids who do not toe the party-line get to be sent with there families to a farm or the cold parts of NK. They say it sort of parallels Fascist Germany in the 30's.

So it seems 1984 has become true in NK. where everyone has a tv. government provided, which they say is used to play propaganda over and over.

Fascist Germany in the 1990's? o.o

[Rio Cana]

CNN has been having reports on indoctrination in NK. Seems kids are indoctrinated at a young age. And those kids who do not toe the party-line get to be sent with there families to a farm or the cold parts of NK. They say it sort of parallels Fascist Germany in the 30's.

So it seems 1984 has become true in NK. where everyone has a tv. government provided, which they say is used to play propaganda over and over.

Fascist Germany in the 1990's? o.o

Typo and already fixed.

[Grand Britannia]

CNN has been having reports on indoctrination in NK. Seems kids are indoctrinated at a young age. And those kids who do not toe the party-line get to be sent with there families to a farm or the cold parts of NK. They say it sort of parallels Fascist Germany in the 30's.

So it seems Orwells book "1984" has become true in NK. where everyone has a tv. government provided, which they say is used to play propaganda over and over.

"We're at war with the South, we've always been at war with the South"

[Rio Cana]

CNN has been having reports on indoctrination in NK. Seems kids are indoctrinated at a young age. And those kids who do not toe the party-line get to be sent with there families to a farm or the cold parts of NK. They say it sort of parallels Fascist Germany in the 30's.

So it seems Orwells book "1984" has become true in NK. where everyone has a tv. government provided, which they say is used to play propaganda over and over.

"We're at war with the South, we've always been at war with the South"

Did not know you were pro-NK.

Edit - Found the entire movie "1984", which is based on Orwells book, on Youtube, Its the original movie.

Movie - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8PLsHxJm9Y

[Casinoria]

I'm surprised you didn't know he was a Juchebag.

[Liberated Counties]

Shit guys, have you seen this?

What a true leader, heading to battle with his men. inspirational really

[Deusaeuri]

Shit guys, have you seen this?

(Image)
What a true leader, heading to battle with his men. inspirational really

Meanwhile, France surrenders.

[Ktanval]

North Korea is a joke with all their threats just to get special attention and probably get some food because their economy sucks because of weather and land conditions along with some economic blockade by west because they are dumb lead to mass starvation so they need to get foreign aid on food to survive and i think this is a manner of getting food .

This NK is a Monarchist and Statist ideology and has nothing to do with Fascism or National Socialism so please don't compare those ideologies with NK regime .

[New Acardia]

If North Korea is Anti Imperialist . Give me Imperialism any time of the week.

[Altito Asmoro]

Shit guys, have you seen this?

(Image)
What a true leader, heading to battle with his men. inspirational really

With a group of unarmed men?