Dr. Jane Goodall Comes to Puerto Rico

[The Orbital Death Ray]

I like how we're bringing paraphilia into every single topic lately, it makes me feel more confident.

It should. Primate penises are typically smaller than even the most meager of human penises, so there's really no competition between them and us. Plus, with the bonobos, they rarely engage in heterosexual sex except for reproduction. Those guys boink to say Hello.

[Rhodmhire]

You discriminate against people for relationships with our closest biological cousins, and next up you'll be discriminating against relationships between race gaps.

Well, it's odd that you assume we're discriminating against her for bringing it up.

The fact that she has the feasibility of having a sexual fetish towards animals is relevant in the fact that usually fetishism is derived from past instances that could help understand the workings of a person's mind better as well as reasonings for acting as they do.

Unlike race, which is irrelevant in almost every aspect of performance/thinking--fetishism has a somewhat prominent role, sometimes.

[Tubbsalot]

I read about it several years ago. As far as I know, she herself confessed to it. Not a better source than Jane Goodall herself.

Funny how no-one can find anything talking about that, then.

Yeah, let's say that we are not altruistic anymore, but we do it because of the sexual gratification granted by large simians.

If I say I vote for Obama because I want to get laid with him, you would call me a lot of stuff, right? And you would actually try to contest my political views.

What on earth are you talking about?

Are you saying that Jane Goodall is sick because she voted for a chimpanzee as president so she could have sex with it?

[Rhodmhire]

I like how we're bringing paraphilia into every single topic lately, it makes me feel more confident.

It should. Primate penises are typically smaller than even the most meager of human penises, so there's really no competition between them and us. Plus, with the bonobos, they rarely engage in heterosexual sex except for reproduction. Those guys boink to say Hello.

Zoophilia goes way beyond primates quite often, but yeah--you're pretty much right.

[Rhodmhire]

I read about it several years ago. As far as I know, she herself confessed to it. Not a better source than Jane Goodall herself.

Funny how no-one can find anything talking about that, then.

Google and Wikipedia aren't the ends of the Earth when it comes to searching for facts, you know...

[Lunatic Goofballs]

I like how we're bringing paraphilia into every single topic lately, it makes me feel more confident.

It should. Primate penises are typically smaller than even the most meager of human penises, so there's really no competition between them and us. Plus, with the bonobos, they rarely engage in heterosexual sex except for reproduction. Those guys boink to say Hello.

What do you know? I'm a bonobo monkey and never knew it!

[Aggicificicerous]

I read about it several years ago. As far as I know, she herself confessed to it. Not a better source than Jane Goodall herself.

Except, every indicator seems to be suggesting it never happened...

And even if it were true, it in no way impacts her academically. Really a silly way to try and discredit someone.

[Tubbsalot]

Google and Wikipedia aren't the ends of the Earth when it comes to searching for facts, you know...

If it's true that she said publicly that she had sex with chimps, you'd think it wouldn't be all that hard to find.

Frankly, if we have to comb through microfilm records at a major library to find a mention of it, I'm going to be suspicious regardless of how well it's sourced therein.

[Buffett and Colbert]

I read about it several years ago. As far as I know, she herself confessed to it. Not a better source than Jane Goodall herself.

Funny how no-one can find anything talking about that, then.

Google and Wikipedia aren't the ends of the Earth when it comes to searching for facts, you know...

I checked for primary documents on EBSCOhost too...

[Rhodmhire]

I read about it several years ago. As far as I know, she herself confessed to it. Not a better source than Jane Goodall herself.

Except, every indicator seems to be suggesting it never happened...

And those indicators are...the first five pages of a Google search? Skimming Wikipedia?

[Buffett and Colbert]

I read about it several years ago. As far as I know, she herself confessed to it. Not a better source than Jane Goodall herself.

Except, every indicator seems to be suggesting it never happened...

And those indicators are...the first five pages of a Google search? Skimming Wikipedia?

After this, and searching several other databases, I haven't even found conspiracy theories about her being a zoophiliac. If there is no evidence to support the claim that she is, I'm sadly going to have to disbelieve it.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

I read about it several years ago. As far as I know, she herself confessed to it. Not a better source than Jane Goodall herself.

Except, every indicator seems to be suggesting it never happened...

And those indicators are...the first five pages of a Google search? Skimming Wikipedia?

After this, and searching several other databases, I haven't even found conspiracy theories about her being a zoophiliac. If there is no evidence to support the claim that she is, I'm sadly going to have to disbelieve it.

Would you like to borrow my BS flag?

[Rhodmhire]

And even if it were true, it in no way impacts her academically. Really a silly way to try and discredit someone.

Fetishism at a certain level of extremity can affect far more than academic capability, just throwing that out there in case the source is provided and it turns out as such, but apperantly since nobody can find anything--it must have just been a minute fetish, if it's existent at all.

[Aelosia]

Outstanding, neither I can't find anything...

Perhaps I read a false flag back then?

Oh...

[Rhodmhire]

Outstanding, neither I can't find anything...

Perhaps I read a false flag back then?

Oh...

That, or it was minute and never made major headlines.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Outstanding, neither I can't find anything...

Perhaps I read a false flag back then?

Oh...

Remind me never to read one of your articles.

[Rhodmhire]

Outstanding, neither I can't find anything...

Perhaps I read a false flag back then?

Oh...

Remind me never to read one of your articles.

*writes on sticky note, puts on your back*

There, works right?

[Aelosia]

Outstanding, neither I can't find anything...

Perhaps I read a false flag back then?

Oh...

Remind me never to read one of your articles.

Hey, I never wrote about Goodall lovers.

That is why I reject celebrity and love news.

Aaaannnddddd....

I am backing down my claim, right? That counts!

[Rhodmhire]

I am backing down my claim, right? That counts!

Never has, never will.

[Almajoya]

Sorry, but I'm not impressed by Goodall in the least. I agree that the environment is important, but there are better ways of going about saving it than plastering your face everywhere.

In what way does she do this? She does keep a relatively low profile considering the fact that she travels 300 days of the year working for the United Nations to advocate caring for the environment and animal welfare. I have yet to see a pair of Jane Goodall underpants.

I'm not suggesting that she's Miley Cyrus, I just feel that, for a scientist, she certainly puts herself out there. I know more about Jane Goodall than I do about her work.

Sorry, but I'm not impressed by Goodall in the least. I agree that the environment is important, but there are better ways of going about saving it than plastering your face everywhere.

what if she plastered her face on toilet roll?
make a nice change from the baby and the puppy image(not actual puppy i'm not that cruel) instead.

Mmm, I don't hate her that much, but maybe we can get some Miley Cyrus toilet paper...?

[Buffett and Colbert]

Outstanding, neither I can't find anything...

Perhaps I read a false flag back then?

Oh...

Remind me never to read one of your articles.

Hey, I never wrote about Goodall lovers.

That is why I reject celebrity and love news.

Aaaannnddddd....

I am backing down my claim, right? That counts!

Meh, I suppose.

EDIT-- Just like Rush Limbaugh backed down on his claim of having Obama's anti-American college thesis, right?

[Buffett and Colbert]

I'm not suggesting that she's Miley Cyrus, I just feel that, for a scientist, she certainly puts herself out there. I know more about Jane Goodall than I do about her work.

She's doesn't work in the field now, anymore, you know. Like I said, she works for the United Nations, traveling the world educating young people about environmentalism, the protection of animals, etc. Her job is to make something known. It's hard not to be known herself while doing this. How much do you know about HER when compared with her WORK anyway?

[Mad hatters in jeans]

I'm not suggesting that she's Miley Cyrus, I just feel that, for a scientist, she certainly puts herself out there. I know more about Jane Goodall than I do about her work.

She's doesn't work in the field now, anymore, you know. Like I said, she works for the United Nations, traveling the world educating young people about environmentalism, the protection of animals, etc. Her job is to make something known. It's hard not to be known herself while doing this. How much do you know about HER when compared with her WORK anyway?

i think she should work in a field.

[Aelosia]

I am backing down my claim, right? That counts!

Never has, never will.

You are NOT a journalist, you don't get the privleges. Rushie, however, is, right?

[Sumamba Buwhan]

She's a bad person. I saw a documentary where she used chimpanzees to mine for diamonds.