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Postby Vistulange » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:35 am

Judeochrist wrote:We men are expected to chase women down in hot pursuit like we're a dog or something


We are?

Judeochrist wrote:and if we don't we are labelled as "homosexual", "faggot", "unmanly" "pussy", "retard", "autistic", "schizofrenic" and we are also accused of extreme masturbation and jizzing all the time.


Maybe in some elementary/high schools.

Judeochrist wrote:Why can't someone just stay celibate?
Also, women are not easy to attract. Why does someone have to be called a "faggot" for not chasing women all the time


Again, maybe in some elementary/high schools.

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:41 am

Anachronous Rex wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:Women are fairly easy to attract. The earth is doing it all the time.

I attract all women everywhere with a force proportional to the product of my mass.


Size matters.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:42 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Anachronous Rex wrote:I attract all women everywhere with a force proportional to the product of my mass.

Size matters.

BREAKING NEWS: FATTER PEOPLE GET MORE LADIES! :P
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Postby Immoren » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:43 am

Individuality-ness wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:Size matters.

BREAKING NEWS: FATTER PEOPLE GET MORE LADIES! :P

More hope for me.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:45 am

Immoren wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:BREAKING NEWS: FATTER PEOPLE GET MORE LADIES! :P

More hope for me.

This also has the reverse effect -- being tiny and petite, guys will not be attracted to me. I am a satellite. *nod*
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Postby Anachronous Rex » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:46 am

Individuality-ness wrote:
Immoren wrote:More hope for me.

This also has the reverse effect -- being tiny and petite, guys will not be attracted to me. I am a satellite. *nod*

Well, it is inversely proportional to the distance between you.

So just try being really clingy.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:48 am

Anachronous Rex wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:This also has the reverse effect -- being tiny and petite, guys will not be attracted to me. I am a satellite. *nod*

Well, it is inversely proportional to the distance between you.

So just try being really clingy.

*zips up so close that atoms could barely get through* Like this? ;)
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Postby Anachronous Rex » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:51 am

Individuality-ness wrote:
Anachronous Rex wrote:Well, it is inversely proportional to the distance between you.

So just try being really clingy.

*zips up so close that atoms could barely get through* Like this? ;)

Careful now, any closer and hydrogen fusion will cause our love will burn with the fury of a thousand suns. :blush:
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Postby Individuality-ness » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:52 am

Anachronous Rex wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:*zips up so close that atoms could barely get through* Like this? ;)

Careful now, any closer and hydrogen fusion will cause our love will burn with the fury of a thousand suns. :blush:

Let's do this! :D
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Postby Grave_n_idle » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:53 am

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It's such a bizarre list, the only conclusion that works... is that the OP made them up on the spot.

I expressed similar misgivings but was assured that in high school was very23 common. I remain unconvinced.


I remain unconvinced, also. Not just because of the weird grouping in the OP, but because I'm one of NSG's posters old enough to have kids in school.
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Postby Grave_n_idle » Wed Mar 27, 2013 11:58 am

Anachronous Rex wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:*zips up so close that atoms could barely get through* Like this? ;)

Careful now, any closer and hydrogen fusion will cause our love will burn with the fury of a thousand suns. :blush:


Did you just hit on Indy with a line from Fairly Oddparents?

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Postby Grave_n_idle » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:00 pm

Freiheit Reich wrote:I view gay actions as perverse, sick, and scary. It is right up with beastiality and child sex.


It's interesting - I view your posts as perverse, sick, and scary.
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Postby Individuality-ness » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:00 pm

Grave_n_idle wrote:
Freiheit Reich wrote:I view gay actions as perverse, sick, and scary. It is right up with beastiality and child sex.

It's interesting - I view your posts as perverse, sick, and scary.

And nonsensical. But that was a given.
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Postby The Emerald Dawn » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:20 pm

Ok, here's another musing.

I have sex, on average, at least 10 times a week.

At no point would I consider myself "sex crazed".

How much sex do you have to have, per week, to really hit "sex crazed"?

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Postby Khadgar » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:28 pm

The Emerald Dawn wrote:Ok, here's another musing.

I have sex, on average, at least 10 times a week.

At no point would I consider myself "sex crazed".

How much sex do you have to have, per week, to really hit "sex crazed"?


Sex crazed people are those who aren't actually having sex, thus spend every waking second thinking about it.

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Postby The Emerald Dawn » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:30 pm

Khadgar wrote:
The Emerald Dawn wrote:Ok, here's another musing.

I have sex, on average, at least 10 times a week.

At no point would I consider myself "sex crazed".

How much sex do you have to have, per week, to really hit "sex crazed"?


Sex crazed people are those who aren't actually having sex, thus spend every waking second thinking about it.

Wouldn't that be "sex obsessed" then?

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Postby Khadgar » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:32 pm

The Emerald Dawn wrote:
Khadgar wrote:
Sex crazed people are those who aren't actually having sex, thus spend every waking second thinking about it.

Wouldn't that be "sex obsessed" then?


Yes.

No one is so obsessed as those doing without not by their own choice.

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Postby The Emerald Dawn » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:34 pm

Khadgar wrote:
The Emerald Dawn wrote:Wouldn't that be "sex obsessed" then?


Yes.

No one is so obsessed as those doing without not by their own choice.

Them folks need some inner peace.

Yo.

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Postby AETEN II » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:37 pm

Anachronous Rex wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:*zips up so close that atoms could barely get through* Like this? ;)

Careful now, any closer and hydrogen fusion will cause our love will burn with the fury of a thousand suns. :blush:

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Postby Renovia and Northern Providence » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:40 pm

I'm definitely not sex crazed or sex obsessed like a psycho. Im bisexual and people think I'm some kind of a man whore which is opposite of who i really am.

Men shouldn't be sex-crazed. Though I must say, sex is awesome. Whoever came up with it is a genius! :-P
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Postby Nadkor » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:44 pm

The Emerald Dawn wrote:
Khadgar wrote:
Yes.

No one is so obsessed as those doing without not by their own choice.

Them folks need some inner peace.

Yo.


Those people, really, just need a good fuck.
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Postby Khadgar » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:46 pm

Nadkor wrote:
The Emerald Dawn wrote:Them folks need some inner peace.

Yo.


Those people, really, just need a good fuck.


Then they'd be even worse. They need a lousy fuck.

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Postby Nadkor » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:48 pm

Khadgar wrote:
Nadkor wrote:
Those people, really, just need a good fuck.


Then they'd be even worse. They need a lousy fuck.


An excellent point.
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Postby The Emerald Dawn » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:50 pm

Nadkor wrote:
Khadgar wrote:
Then they'd be even worse. They need a lousy fuck.


An excellent point.

Depending on the person, something pointy may actually cause an...abnormal association.

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Postby Democratic Koyro » Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:53 pm

My University Flatmates think im strange. I want to settle down with one female companion. I've always been like that. I've only ever had one sexual partner who im sadly not with anymore. (She moved to a different country and we didn't want a long-distance thing :( ) I have no desire to go out and bring a different girl home night after night and engage in drunken and ultimately regretted sexual encounters like they do. (Or so one of them claims, no one has ever seen him with a member of the opposite, or same sex for that matter) I honestly don't understand why promiscuity is such a proud thing or so accepted these days.
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