The New Bear Approach

[Call to power]

Not really. Try again.

o'rly?

[Northern Delmarva]

Seems like our friend Achmed the Dead Terrorist has some friends.

[Greed and Death]

Not really. Try again.

o'rly?

So we must liberate the UK then ?
I swear this is a war to restore democracy not just because Geneva declared London a bigger financial center than New York.

[Lord-General Drache]

There was a russian bear who served in their military during world war II. It received multiple commendations and promotions. Can't remember the name though, and I hope it's not apocryphal.

Vladimir Putin?

No, his eyes are too soulless to be a creature of nature. A common mistake his victims make before he consumes there souls, you know.

Their souls*.

Another common mistake.

Also, look up a few posts and you'll see the bear you're talking about.

How dare you. You know I'm psychologically unable to look up or back to reveal my ignorance. In fact, a gypsy once swore to me that so long as I never did so, I am immortal and invincible. I won't have you undoing my bid for eternal conquest for the cosmos, Jordi.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

There was a russian bear who served in their military during world war II. It received multiple commendations and promotions. Can't remember the name though, and I hope it's not apocryphal.

Vladimir Putin?

No, his eyes are too soulless to be a creature of nature. A common mistake his victims make before he consumes there souls, you know.

Their souls*.

Another common mistake.

Also, look up a few posts and you'll see the bear you're talking about.

How dare you. You know I'm psychologically unable to look up or back to reveal my ignorance. In fact, a gypsy once swore to me that so long as I never did so, I am immortal and invincible. I won't have you undoing my bid for eternal conquest for the cosmos, Jordi.

the bidding has started already? shit, i hope i can afford it, it would look nice next to my garden.

[Tarantum]

Sorry for the image spam, but I think this one tops them all.

[The Scandinvans]

Seems like our friend Achmed the Dead Terrorist has some friends.

Bear cavalry still win.

[H N Fiddlebottoms VIII]

It could be a couple of soldiers in disguise as a ruse to scare new soldiers on duty sorta thing.

And they just got so into the role that they killed and ate two guys? Goddamn, that is some serious method acting.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

It could be a couple of soldiers in disguise as a ruse to scare new soldiers on duty sorta thing.

And they just got so into the role that they killed and ate two guys? Goddamn, that is some serious method acting.

maybe it was some special forces training, you know like raising a dog from the start of the training then at the end you have to shoot the dog kind of idea...

[Neesika]

Whew! I thought you meant Indian, feather-not-dot! I was all...shit, are the Mohawk training bears to eat police officers now?

[Zykorinov]

Stephen Colbert warned us about these godless killing machines, but did we listen? No.

Amen.