Miley Cyrus Fans are Idiots.

[Wilgrove]

Miley Cyrus: 17 days until Fuzzy's execution!

The fight to save Fuzzy is growing rapidly. Miley Cyrus has yet to comment on the fiasco, but many other people are speaking up in light of this fans threat. Several twitter pages have popped up and even a petition site.

As of 1:00 pm Eastern time, the petition had gathered 104 signatures; the goal is 1,000. The Miley Save Fuzzy Twitter page is up to 1,677 followers and the Twitter page of Don't Kill Fuzzy has 589 followers, while the Twitter page of the girl who started the petition, Ana Hollywood, has 94. Its a shame that the crazed fan has more followers than those two twitter pages combined.

There have been many breaks in the story since yesterday. First, it was speculated that the fan may have been Miley's 53 year old alleged stalker, Mark McLeod. Now, it is being reported that the fan is 18 year old Looney Bird Johnson (I really hope that's an alias!).

Many have also pointed out that the individual must live in the United States. Why? In the threat given on the website, the fan states that Miley must return to Twitter before 10 pm eastern time on November 16, 2009. With that logic, this would put the fan somewhere on the east coast of the United States. Of course, it could also be an intelligent ploy by the fan to throw people off.

It is unclear weather PETA has gotten involved with the cause yet, but hopefully they will. The clock is ticking and there is only 17 days to save Fuzzy!

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Ok, so assuming that this isn't a hoax, or a farce, are Miley Cyrus fans really this stupid? Why on the Lord and Lady's green Earth would you kill a house hold cat because Miley won't come back to Twitter? Ms. Cyrus probably has better things to do than to update everyone that she's taking a dump on the tour bus. I really hope that authorities are tracking down this person.

[SexocraticLands]

I hope the fan kills the cat. And then the fan should kill Miley Cyrus.


Perhaps the fan could rig her jet so it crashes into the Jonas Brother's tour bus?

[Wilgrove]

I hope the fan kills the cat. And then the fan should kill Miley Cyrus.


Perhaps the fan could rig her jet so it crashes into the Jonas Brother's tour bus?

Ok, get out of my thread.

[Sdaeriji]

I don't get it. A fan is threatening to kill a cat in relation to what? What does Miley Cyrus have to do with it?

[Soratsin]

I'm probably a cynical nutcase, but I wouldn't be surprised if this whole thing was organized by Disney for publicity.

[Senestrum]

Perhaps the fan could rig her jet so it crashes into the Jonas Brother's tour bus?

Sounds nice. I'd help.

[The Movie of the Book]

Ms. Cyrus probably has better things to do than to update everyone that she's taking a dump on the tour bus.

Like write and choreograph a rap song about how she doesn't have enough time for Twitter.

[Wilgrove]

I don't get it. A fan is threatening to kill a cat in relation to what? What does Miley Cyrus have to do with it?

The fan wants Miley to reopen her Twitter account, and twitter on a constant basis.

[RightLeaningChristians]

Stupid.


How am I going to be worried about Miley Cyrus while im stalking the Jonas Brothers?

[Cameroi]

i'm "an idiot" too, when it comes to entertainment professionals,
prefuring, as i do, the more real gratification of my own, however sophmoric, creativity.

mention a singer or movie star, and unless they've also written science fiction (real science fiction at that) odds are good i haven't the slightest idea who they are and very likely could care less.

so to me, the title of this thread, is something of a meaningless tautology.

[SexocraticLands]

Perhaps the fan could rig her jet so it crashes into the Jonas Brother's tour bus?

Sounds nice. I'd help.

We will need the help of Chuck Norris, Mr.T, Jackie Chan, Dick Cheney, Bush, and more.....

[True Sparntz]

Miley is cool

[Wilgrove]

Perhaps the fan could rig her jet so it crashes into the Jonas Brother's tour bus?

Sounds nice. I'd help.

We will need the help of Chuck Norris, Mr.T, Jackie Chan, Dick Cheney, Bush, and more.....

You geniuses do realize that this could be considered a death threat, right? You should also realize that the FBI tend to have better computer nerds in their employment than Geek Squad, so your proxies pretty much mean dick.

[Dark Side Messiahs]

I say sacrifice the flea bitten bag of bones. They can sell the remains to the local teriyaki place for some quick cash when they're done. It would be better than that damn show anyway.

[Cameroi]

i have no idea who's "cool" and who isn't.

but i judge that on the basis of who is not promoting aggressiveness,
(the familiar kind, of the all too familiar dominant fail culture),
and thus cooler then those who do.

[Barringtonia]

Stephen Fry also caused a huge outcry when he posted that he was considering quitting his Twitter account.

I think it's a reasonably dangerous tool for celebrities, fame is an odd thing and I think one has to create a wall between one's public persona and one's private lives. There are simply people out there who become obsessed with celebrity, who identify themselves hugely with public personalities and where you interact with them, where they feel they 'have a relationship' with you, it can get out of hand.

If you've a degree of fame, people can, for some reason, feel you 'owe' them something and take any form of rejection very personally. It's an odd thing, I can't fully understand it, this validation of self through another.

EDIT: I guess it's a childhood thing, the importance of identification.

[Senestrum]

Perhaps the fan could rig her jet so it crashes into the Jonas Brother's tour bus?

Sounds nice. I'd help.

We will need the help of Chuck Norris, Mr.T, Jackie Chan, Dick Cheney, Bush, and more.....

You geniuses do realize that this could be considered a death threat, right? You should also realize that the FBI tend to have better computer nerds in their employment than Geek Squad, so your proxies pretty much mean dick.

I would have thought it'd be blindingly obvious we were joking, but I guess I forgot what the people here are like. This is merely a humorous way of expressing our extreme dislike for the parties involved.

[Saint Jade IV]

I think this is ridiculous and I sincerely hope that the police are tracking down this user.

[Blouman Empire]

I don't get it. A fan is threatening to kill a cat in relation to what? What does Miley Cyrus have to do with it?

She closed her twitter account and released a song about it, come on Sdaeriji, get with the program.

[Nation of Quebec]

I still want to know why the event of some untalented Disney star quitting Twitter is either newsworthy or worth anyone's attention for more than five seconds.

[Klaus Devestatorie]

I shall hold said fan hostage in exchange for the return of the cat to twitter.

wait, that doesnt work.

[Allanea]

It's a cat, people.

I've eaten a hamburger yesterday. A cow died for that to happen, just so I could temporarily sate my hunger, because I, being the bastard I am, don't like salads.

I fail to see how a cat is superior to a cow in this respect.

[Dimoniquid]

I hope the fan kills the cat. And then the fan should kill Miley Cyrus.


Perhaps the fan could rig her jet so it crashes into the Jonas Brother's tour bus?

[Revolvisia]

I don't get it. A fan is threatening to kill a cat in relation to what? What does Miley Cyrus have to do with it?

The fan wants Miley to reopen her Twitter account, and twitter on a constant basis.

Well that's a fantastic idea. The more time she spends on Twitter, the less time she has to sing! It's a win-win situation!

Okay, seriously I don't see why they're referring to this guy as a fan. This sounds less like what a fan does and more like what an obsessed psychopath does.

By the way, Fuzzy is Miley's cat, right?

[Tolanie]

Kill it with fire.







(not the poor cat though)