EuroParl to Vote on Banning Porn in the Name of Equality

[Risottia]

Don't you know that female orgasms hurt? It's like an anti-gasm.

That wasn't an orgasm.
When she asked you to "Pound her pussy" she didn't mean to use a hammer...

And here I thought I was supposed to insert British coins in a female cat.

[Ayreonia]

I support, one of the best ways to protect the honor and well-being of our female citizens (not ours specifically, as this is euro business...) is to ban porn, which harms young women.

Last I checked, porn didn't harm young women as much as it got them off.

Didn't you know that young women are not supposed to get off? Sex is, like, totally, only for reproducing.

And male pleasure.

[Fintanland]

I support, one of the best ways to protect the honor and well-being of our female citizens (not ours specifically, as this is euro business...) is to ban porn, which harms young women.

I say, go even further: Being looked at by men dishonours attractive women. Burqas for everyone!

[Frisivisia]

That wasn't an orgasm.
When she asked you to "Pound her pussy" she didn't mean to use a hammer...

And here I thought I was supposed to insert British coins in a female cat.

So I'm not the only one with a coin and cat fetish.

[Risottia]

And here I thought I was supposed to insert British coins in a female cat.

So I'm not the only one with a coin and cat fetish.

Rule 34: cats and coins, there's porn of it.

[Scholencia]

The hole idea is bullshit. Yet, if porns must be banned that should not include lesbian and straight porn (and whatever comes into combination), the rest to bann would not be a bad idea.

[Zottistan]

This is a terrible idea.

[Fintanland]

The hole idea is bullshit. Yet, if porns must be banned that should not include lesbian and straight porn (and whatever comes into combination), the rest to bann would not be a bad idea.

Hey, don't you dare ban my girl-on-girl-on-girl-on-duck vids!

[His Noodliness the FSM]

If this happens, European teenagers everywhere will be emotionally shattered. Europe will lose an entire generation to suicide.

[Sebbal]

FUCK. THIS. SHIT.

Governments should not be in the business of regulating morality at the behest of any group that takes offence with something that surfaces in the culture.

Do you really want your government to be able to regulate what you can view in your own private home just because you're looking at something somebody doesn't like? Please Europe, do not allow your governments to have this power over you. You will never get it back if you give it too them.

Also, if feminists truly want 'equality' they need to stop acting like anything they don't like should be banned. If they want to live in a society where the government has the power to control what the citizenry is allowed to view they can bloody well move to Russia, China or any where in the middle east. I hear Qatar is lovely this time of year.

[Gravlen]

The most interesting thing is that this was posted pointing out reality and everybody carried on posting about fiction.

It says a lot about how well an inaccurate report of something can develop, spread, and become accepted as the main version and how reality ends up getting ignored as a result.

People don't like facts, and critical thinking is so hard. Besides, it's more fun to get worked up and angered about something clearly outrageous. If it's not black-and-white you could me left looking silly...

...something you do if you continue to rage against the fictional part, but nevermind that now.

I do find it somewhat curious that we've seen this clearly happen in two threads at just about the same time today. It seems that not only is critical thinking hard, but that sometimes it's difficult to even get past the headline.

[Rubiconic Crossings V2 rev 1f]

One MEP introduces motion (i.e. not a proposal for a law) to be voted on = OMG EU TRIES TO BAN PORN

Top work, as ever, NSG.

Aye...pile of wank really....

[Ifreann]

The hole idea is bullshit. Yet, if porns must be banned that should not include lesbian and straight porn (and whatever comes into combination), the rest to bann would not be a bad idea.

Oh, you and your "Don't ban my porn!" shit again. Lovely.

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This is a terrible idea.

Talking about a potential link between porn and sexual violence is a terrible idea? How so?

[Norstal]

We must panic about proposals!

Seriously? YOU PLAY NS. Look at how many fucking silly proposals there are in the WA. Why the fuck are you people up in arms about it?

[Max Empire]

Good thing I live in Swizerland. This is WHY! This is why we dont want to be part of the EU! AND they ask us WHY we dont want to join.

Very nice. But why in the name of Equality?

[Ifreann]

We must panic about proposals!

Seriously? YOU PLAY NS. Look at how many fucking silly proposals there are in the WA. Why the fuck are you people up in arms about it?

Because this one is about porn and the headline is scary.

[Ifreann]

Good thing I live in Swizerland. This is WHY! This is why we dont want to be part of the EU! AND they ask us WHY we dont want to join.

I always figured it was the neutrality and Swiss bank account things that kept you out of the EU, but you're saying it's because you're massively opposed to the idea of a conversation about the potential for a link between porn and sexual violence? Weird.

[Novigloria]

the freedom of expression will not be banned also mabye your economy should get them a job the pornos of prostitutes should be banned and rape and statuary rape laws apply i amend the question

[Scholencia]

The hole idea is bullshit. Yet, if porns must be banned that should not include lesbian and straight porn (and whatever comes into combination), the rest to bann would not be a bad idea.

Oh, you and your "Don't ban my porn!" shit again. Lovely.

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This is a terrible idea.

Talking about a potential like between porn and sexual violence is a terrible idea? How so?

Oh, pedophiles are human and have to respect their rights and give them children guy again.
Is there some new development in the pedophile right movement?

[Max Empire]

Good thing I live in Swizerland. This is WHY! This is why we dont want to be part of the EU! AND they ask us WHY we dont want to join.

I always figured it was the neutrality and Swiss bank account things that kept you out of the EU, but you're saying it's because you're massively opposed to the idea of a conversation about the potential for a link between porn and sexual violence? Weird.

No. Its because we want to remain politicaly independent and dont want the Germans telling us what to do.

[Grad Duchy of Luxembourg]

The hole idea is bullshit. Yet, if porns must be banned that should not include lesbian and straight porn (and whatever comes into combination), the rest to bann would not be a bad idea.

Yes, the "hole" idea is bullshit. Ijit. I suggest you make porn without holes. btw, it's porn and pornos. porns makes you sound like a dumb beatnik.

[Ifreann]

Oh, you and your "Don't ban my porn!" shit again. Lovely.

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Talking about a potential like between porn and sexual violence is a terrible idea? How so?

Oh, pedophiles are human and have to respect their rights and give them children guy again.
Is there some new development in the pedophile right movement?

Haven't you noticed? We're out to ban your porn by having one MEP not actually try to ban porn. All part of our cunning plan to impurify your bodily fluids.

[Scholencia]

Guys, I am currently too lazy to chat with inexpert people. Could you find yourself some better way to make your life more meaningful?

Irfean, pedophilia is a mental illness, you cannot change that. You should just try to get help, that is all.

[Max Empire]

FINNALY someone stops them!

[Urmanian]

That is a silly proposal. Good that it has about a chance of a snowball in hell of being passed (although the stated aims are admirable, banning porn isn't the way to do it.

The hole idea is bullshit.

I disagree, I quite like holes

Yet, if porns must be banned that should not include lesbian and straight porn (and whatever comes into combination), the rest to bann would not be a bad idea.

If porns must be banned, that should not include porn that I like! Because reasons!