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The REAL #1 Threat to Humanity

Postby North Defese » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:36 pm

There are so many threads in General about the latest reason humanity is evil (I lost count after the third one) that one would think society is falling down around our ears. If it's not guns, it's religion. If it's not religion, it's an economic system. If it's not an economic system, it's Steve. Seriously, what the hell Steve?

The one fact everyone is skirting around (probably from fear of the TRUTH) is that humanity is actually the 1# threat to humanity and cause of violence against people. In 99.99% of all human-on-human violence there were humans involved. Guns were invented by humans, and so was the idea of violence in the first place.

You can avoid this fact all you want with your "Why is the Sky Blue" threads turning into fierce arguments over the merits of communism, or turning the dangerous "How is your day?" threads into flame wars over whether or not Obama is a socialist, but you cannot hide the simple TRUTH that without humanity, humanity would be safe to live peacefully without fear. Why should I, a PEACEFUL person, live in fear of other humans? They even ruined Jesus! Jesus of Na(nanananananananabatman)zareth, to be specific.

Of course, HUMAN Romans killed him when he spread messages of non-violence and replaced him with a very angry book. The only solution to all of this is to get rid of humanity in order for people to live without other people ruining everything.

What do you think NSG?
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Postby Soberkistan » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:41 pm

I've never trusted humans. My ex-wife was a human, as was Hitler.

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Postby North Defese » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:41 pm

Soberkistan wrote:I've never trusted humans. My ex-wife was a human, as was Hitler.


Hitler and Stalin were humans.

COINCIDENCE???

Basically, what I'm saying is that your ex-wife shares many traits with Hitler and Stalin.
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Postby Soberkistan » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:43 pm

North Defese wrote:
Soberkistan wrote:I've never trusted humans. My ex-wife was a human, as was Hitler.


Hitler and Stalin were humans.

COINCIDENCE???

Basically, what I'm saying is that your ex-wife shares many traits with Hitler and Stalin.


Agreed, but in her defence she had a much less robust moustache.

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Postby Kleomentia » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:46 pm

Soberkistan wrote:I've never trusted humans. My ex-wife was a human, as was Hitler.

Thats what they want you to think.
In any case, humanity has become awful and strange in the past few centuries. The way our society functions is the problem. If that is fixed, which is doubtful, we will more or less be ok.
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Postby Napkiraly » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:47 pm

North Defese wrote:In 99.99% of all human-on-human violence there were humans involved.

Well no shit, what else would be involved in human on human violence, a cactus?

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Postby Suicune » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:48 pm

Soberkistan wrote:
North Defese wrote:
Hitler and Stalin were humans.

COINCIDENCE???

Basically, what I'm saying is that your ex-wife shares many traits with Hitler and Stalin.


Agreed, but in her defence she had a much less robust moustache.


I see why she's your ex then.
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Postby North Defese » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:48 pm

Kleomentia wrote:
Soberkistan wrote:I've never trusted humans. My ex-wife was a human, as was Hitler.

Thats what they want you to think.
In any case, humanity has become awful and strange in the past few centuries. The way our society functions is the problem. If that is fixed, which is doubtful, we will more or less be ok.


Exactly. Ancient tribes (even sometime in the AD era) were peaceful gatherers who ate berries and braided each others hair. Then something happened (The Illuminati? Lizard people? Lizard Illuminati people?) and we all became violent sociopaths.
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Postby Kleomentia » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:49 pm

North Defese wrote:
Kleomentia wrote:Thats what they want you to think.
In any case, humanity has become awful and strange in the past few centuries. The way our society functions is the problem. If that is fixed, which is doubtful, we will more or less be ok.


Exactly. Ancient tribes (even sometime in the AD era) were peaceful gatherers who ate berries and braided each others hair. Then something happened (The Illuminati? Lizard people? Lizard Illuminati people?) and we all became violent sociopaths.

I blame my cat. I just knew she's a immortal alien god queen.
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Postby Luveria » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:49 pm

Napkiraly wrote:
North Defese wrote:In 99.99% of all human-on-human violence there were humans involved.

Well no shit, what else would be involved in human on human violence, a cactus?


What happened in the 0.01% of human-on-human violence without any humans involved?

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Postby Napkiraly » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:50 pm

Luveria wrote:
Napkiraly wrote:Well no shit, what else would be involved in human on human violence, a cactus?


What happened in the 0.01% of human-on-human violence without any humans involved?

Aliens.

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Postby North Defese » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:50 pm

Kleomentia wrote:
North Defese wrote:
Exactly. Ancient tribes (even sometime in the AD era) were peaceful gatherers who ate berries and braided each others hair. Then something happened (The Illuminati? Lizard people? Lizard Illuminati people?) and we all became violent sociopaths.

I blame my cat. I just knew she's a immortal alien god queen.


Don't be nonsensical. Your cat would not have been able to introduce violent socioeconomic theories to ancient homo sapiens.

This is a serious thread.
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Postby Yakostan » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:50 pm

North Defese wrote:
Kleomentia wrote:Thats what they want you to think.
In any case, humanity has become awful and strange in the past few centuries. The way our society functions is the problem. If that is fixed, which is doubtful, we will more or less be ok.


Exactly. Ancient tribes (even sometime in the AD era) were peaceful gatherers who ate berries and braided each others hair. Then something happened (The Illuminati? Lizard people? Lizard Illuminati people?) and we all became violent sociopaths.


I say we embrace our new Lizard Illuminati overlords
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Postby San Leggera » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:51 pm

You wanna know the absolute real #1 threat to humanity?
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Postby Kleomentia » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:51 pm

North Defese wrote:
Kleomentia wrote:I blame my cat. I just knew she's a immortal alien god queen.


Don't be nonsensical. Your cat would not have been able to introduce violent socioeconomic theories to ancient homo sapiens.

This is a serious thread.

You know nothing of my cat! But in seriousness, yes something weird happened. There are a couple of theories, but i dont give enough fucks to go further through it even though there might not be possible to find the answer.
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Postby Bojikami » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:52 pm

Oh. My. God. EVERYONE COMMIT SUICIDE!
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Postby Kleomentia » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:53 pm

Bojikami wrote:Oh. My. God. EVERYONE COMMIT SUICIDE!

1st world problems solved!
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Postby Mexicanada » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:54 pm

North Defese wrote:There are so many threads in General about the latest reason humanity is evil (I lost count after the third one) that one would think society is falling down around our ears. If it's not guns, it's religion. If it's not religion, it's an economic system. If it's not an economic system, it's Steve. Seriously, what the hell Steve?

The one fact everyone is skirting around (probably from fear of the TRUTH) is that humanity is actually the 1# threat to humanity and cause of violence against people. In 99.99% of all human-on-human violence there were humans involved. Guns were invented by humans, and so was the idea of violence in the first place.

You can avoid this fact all you want with your "Why is the Sky Blue" threads turning into fierce arguments over the merits of communism, or turning the dangerous "How is your day?" threads into flame wars over whether or not Obama is a socialist, but you cannot hide the simple TRUTH that without humanity, humanity would be safe to live peacefully without fear. Why should I, a PEACEFUL person, live in fear of other humans? They even ruined Jesus! Jesus of Na(nanananananananabatman)zareth, to be specific.

Of course, HUMAN Romans killed him when he spread messages of non-violence and replaced him with a very angry book. The only solution to all of this is to get rid of humanity in order for people to live without other people ruining everything.

What do you think NSG?


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Postby Conserative Morality » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:54 pm

The only people who have to live in fear are hippies.

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Postby 7 Deadly Sins » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:54 pm

Luveria wrote:
Napkiraly wrote:Well no shit, what else would be involved in human on human violence, a cactus?


What happened in the 0.01% of human-on-human violence without any humans involved?



Smokey the bear happened, preserving the wildlife so than animals can maul us when a human-on-human violent incident occurs.

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Postby Dissant Machine Empire » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:54 pm

I Finnaly see! Humans must be exterminated! Grab your pitchforks, grab your torches! Let's kill these human bastards!
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Postby Tunasai » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:55 pm

AS long as humanity is here we will be fighting. Take out every human except two, put them on an island together and they will eventually fight. Take one away and the other human will fight an inanimate object thinking its human. We are a very troublesome race
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Postby North Defese » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:55 pm

Bojikami wrote:Oh. My. God. EVERYONE COMMIT SUICIDE!


Suicide is another form of violence against humans. See: This is what I mean. No one is taking seriously the fact that we're all inherently violent sociopaths. Name 5 acts of human-on-human violence that doesn't have humans involved.

You can't. Because I'm right.
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Postby Immoren » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:56 pm

The REAL #1 Threat to Humanity are trees. I've never trusted those sneaky bastards. Always up to something.
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Postby The Jahistic Unified Republic » Thu Feb 28, 2013 12:56 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:The only people who have to live in fear are hippies.

Hippy.

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