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Random Disasters that have Happened in your life

Postby Alsatian Knights » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:02 am

Okay, I usually wake up around 9-ish. The past few days geese have been flying south for the winter, well hearing them in their V Formations doesn't wake me up. Now, my house sits up on a mountain and sometimes the geese fly down in the valley, which is really cool. So around 8 o'clock I'm woken up by my bedroom window breaking my room is on the second floor of my house so I'm thinking that someone threw a rock into my window and open my eyes. Do I see a rock or a burglar? Nope. I see geese. A Formation of Geese ran into my house and three of them ran right into my window at full speed breaking it and killing two one proceeded to chase me out of my room and down the stairs where my already awake girlfriend, who was making breakfast, hits it with the skillet. Now the bird is not hurt but gets very pissed off till I make it chase me outside. After I do that I run back inside and close the door the geese (or whats left of them) fly off. And I just spent most of my morning cleaning up dead geese and repairing the siding and windows of my house.

So NSG, I ask you, what random disasters have befallen your life lately?
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Postby Soratsin » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:04 am

Rolled my car like 7 times trying to avoid hitting a deer. (FML)

You never realize how much shit is in your car until it all starts hitting you in the face at high speeds.
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Postby Call to power » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:05 am

I lost the top to my bottle of cherry coke :(
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Postby Alsatian Knights » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:06 am

That sucks. I used to think that underneath my car seat were clean till I flipped my first Lancer.
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Postby Dimoniquid » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:07 am

I got a stick in my knee, if that counts.

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Postby Alsatian Knights » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:09 am

Dimoniquid wrote:I got a stick in my knee, if that counts.


Yep. I'm talking about the little every day things that make you sigh go "grrr..." or just explode when they stack up.
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Postby Barzan » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:32 am

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Postby Call to power » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:33 am

Alsatian Knights wrote:Yep. I'm talking about the little every day things that make you sigh go "grrr..." or just explode when they stack up.


like when you walk past something (like a stack of magazines for example) and it randomly decides to collapse causing as much chaos as possible >.<
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My brother's disaster

Postby Hertoria » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:42 am

My Brother was being a complete idiot, so my cousin threw a stick at his knee and he ducked. Wham! In the HEAD and a big scar. And three or four times he split his head open jumping from bed to bed. Then he swam into a swimming pool wall and needed two stiches beside his left eye. And we had started to think he was over that. :rofl:
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Postby KiloMikeAlpha » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:53 am

Not recently, but I have been in three tornados in places where tornados dont normally occur.

1. The Salt Lake City tornado
2. Feb 14 2000 Tornado in Idaho Falls, ID
3. Tornado that hit Austin, TX a few years ago.

Kinda scary, those ter-na-ders.
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Postby Mariahamn » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:53 am

One second I am stopping for a red light, the next I am first in a four car pile up.
A homeless man yelled at me from across the way that I should learn how to drive upon exiting the vehicle.
The best part is that the responding officer actually recommended that I should have considered running the light.

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Postby Alsatian Knights » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:56 am

Call to power wrote:
Alsatian Knights wrote:Yep. I'm talking about the little every day things that make you sigh go "grrr..." or just explode when they stack up.


like when you walk past something (like a stack of magazines for example) and it randomly decides to collapse causing as much chaos as possible >.<


yup.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:58 am

@OP:

A goose bumps into your house?

Anyway, I had the stack thing happen to me several times. It also happens alot with bikes...
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Postby Yootopia » Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:01 pm

I pulled the petals off a flower, and it turned out she loves me not :(
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Postby Fnordgasm 5 » Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:02 pm

It's not random but there's this game, right? It involves masturbation. Usually at a friend or relatives house. You find an empty room and begin to masturbate and once you reach a certain point you have to call your friend or relative into the room and get finished and tucked away before they enter.. Anyway, unless you've had a lot of practise it's unwise to try it..
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Postby Alsatian Knights » Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:12 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:@OP:

A goose bumps into your house?


Not a goose...geese.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:13 pm

Alsatian Knights wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:@OP:

A goose bumps into your house?


Not a goose...geese.


Yes, but there's no such thing as a "geese bump" :(
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Postby Alsatian Knights » Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:19 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Alsatian Knights wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:@OP:

A goose bumps into your house?


Not a goose...geese.


Yes, but there's no such thing as a "geese bump" :(


lol :roll:
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Postby Dyakovo » Fri Oct 30, 2009 12:30 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Alsatian Knights wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:@OP:

A goose bumps into your house?


Not a goose...geese.


Yes, but there's no such thing as a "geese bump" :(

Didn't you know that the plural of goose bump is geese bump?
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Postby Barzan » Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:32 pm

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Fri Oct 30, 2009 5:36 pm

This one time.. at band camp :p
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Postby Conserative Morality » Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:06 pm

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Postby Jibberi » Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:09 pm

The worst most common thing to happen to any human in the household.

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Postby Maurepas » Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:11 pm

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