Soylent Beef is HORSES! (Updated)

[The Serbian Empire]

Maybe if we didn't whip people into a frenzy, we'd get by with only a grazing wound to the industry. I dunno, maybe I'm just not saddled with the guilt many people are.

Well, I can be sure that the media will ride on this for a long time.

Then Gallop will take a poll to see how many are behooved by this.

[Frisivisia]

NSG, home of the punny ponies.

Since I've been married, I have learned a lot about husbandry.

Are you insinuating that your wife is a cow?

[Ceannairceach]

NSG, home of the punny ponies.

Since I've been married, I have learned a lot about husbandry.

[Minoriteeburg]

Since I've been married, I have learned a lot about husbandry.

Are you insinuating that your wife is a cow?

That makes me the bull.

[The Golden Circle States]

I am sorry but I must move with my emotions.

Personally I love horses but not for eating.

They are meant to be for riding and taken care of.

Horses were nothing more then junior partners in a mutually beneficial relationship with humanity, we use them as beast of burden and mounts and we raise them in safety as well as feeding them.
Now however with the mass availability of manufactured transportation as well as advanced farming equipment we no longer need them, so the horse is SOL.

True however horses too me are one of natures finest animals, and I believe aren't made for eating; but if an worst case scenario came along then making a exception would be necessary.

[Frisivisia]

Well, I can be sure that the media will ride on this for a long time.

Then Gallop will take a poll to see how many are behooved by this.

The Preakness Stakes are high in the Gallop polling offices, with all the workers jockeying for raises and promotions.

[Frisivisia]

Are you insinuating that your wife is a cow?

That makes me the bull.

Every time you take a dump, you scream into the toilet, "THAT'S BULLSHIT!", I suppose?

[Minoriteeburg]

That makes me the bull.

Every time you take a dump, you scream into the toilet, "THAT'S BULLSHIT!", I suppose?

And when we roleplay, she dresses up as the matador, and I give her the horns.

[Radiatia]

I've wilfully eaten horse before and there was nothing much wrong with it. I'm not going to go out of my way to eat it, but it wasn't bad.

But yeah it's the false advertising that worries me.

[Frisivisia]

Every time you take a dump, you scream into the toilet, "THAT'S BULLSHIT!", I suppose?

And when we roleplay, she dresses up as the matador, and I give her the horns.

Do you have a signed picture of David Hasselhoof?

[Minoriteeburg]

And when we roleplay, she dresses up as the matador, and I give her the horns.

Do you have a signed picture of David Hasselhoof?

If I did, I wouldn't be on here right now.

[Minoriteeburg]

I've wilfully eaten horse before and there was nothing much wrong with it. I'm not going to go out of my way to eat it, but it wasn't bad.

But yeah it's the false advertising that worries me.

I bet it's delicious.

[Frisivisia]

Do you have a signed picture of David Hasselhoof?

If I did, I wouldn't be on here right now.

How does it feel to be a cow in a horse's world? Do you support cow-firmative action?

[Geilinor]

Doesn't this scam violate fraud and labeling laws? I'm not sure, but it must.

[Minoriteeburg]

If I did, I wouldn't be on here right now.

How does it feel to be a cow in a horse's world? Do you support cow-firmative action?

I find it udderly ridiculous.

[Azrael]

I have no problem with people serving and eating horse. But serving it up and calling it beef? Neigh.

Edit: Tainted Beef would make a good band name.

This. Also, I'm so totally naming a band that.

[Minoriteeburg]

Doesn't this scam violate fraud and labeling laws? I'm not sure, but it must.

Yes. I am sure there will be some serious punishments ahead once they collect all the data and assess the situation.

[Minoriteeburg]

I have no problem with people serving and eating horse. But serving it up and calling it beef? Neigh.

Edit: Tainted Beef would make a good band name.

This. Also, I'm so totally naming a band that.

What genre should it be? I say New Wave, or Punk(actual Punk, not the bullshit Pop-Punk).

[Frisivisia]

How does it feel to be a cow in a horse's world? Do you support cow-firmative action?

I find it udderly ridiculous.

Really, I agree with Martin Moo-ther King Jr. when he said, "I have been to the Moo-ntaintop!"

[Minoriteeburg]

I doubt Horse would ever be sold in the US as it might in other countries. The US loves horses.

There is even horse porn.

[Ceannairceach]

I doubt Horse would ever be sold in the US as it might in other countries. The US loves horses.

There is even horse porn.

Given the fact that all porn in America is German, blame Hitler.

[Frisivisia]

I doubt Horse would ever be sold in the US as it might in other countries. The US loves horses.

There is even horse porn.

Given the fact that all porn in America is German, blame Hitler.

Give that Obama is equivalent with Hitler, we must also blame Obama. Goddammit Obama.

[Geilinor]

I doubt Horse would ever be sold in the US as it might in other countries. The US loves horses.

There is even horse porn.

Given the fact that all porn in America is German, blame Hitler.

What?

[Thafoo]

I doubt Horse would ever be sold in the US as it might in other countries. The US loves horses.

There is even horse porn.

A horse is a horse of course of course and no one can talk to a horse of course BECAUSE THE HORSE IS MEAT

[Oshawottistan]

I doubt Horse would ever be sold in the US as it might in other countries. The US loves horses.

There is even horse porn.

Given the fact that all porn in America is German, blame Hitler.

Hey. Godwin's law.