Free Cellphones and minutes for Welfare

[Gauntleted Fist]

Are you FREAKING kidding me?

Yes. Yes. We are.

[Jocabia]

KiloMike, man, you gotta stop yourself from getting systematically owned!! It can't be good for your health.

Dude, these threads are awesome. He actually admitted to scamming the system while complaining that he has to pay taxes for people who scam the system. You gotta love it.

[Alsatian Knights]

Are you FREAKING kidding me? Free phone for welfare recipients? What's next, free cadillacs? Then we will make lawyers all kinds of rich litigating "driving while calling" for the poor.

https://www.safelinkwireless.com/Enroll ... /home.aspx

I am SERIOUSLY thinking about quitting my job, applying for welfare and spending my time playing video games and being with my wife.

This is the final straw.

How to Qualify

The process to qualify for Lifeline Service depends on the State you live in. In general, you may qualify if...

1. You already participate in other State or Federal assistance program such as Federal Public Housing Assistance, Food Stamps and Medicaid.
OR
2. Your total household income is at or below 135% of the poverty guidelines set by your State and/or the Federal Government.
AND
3. No one in your household currently receives Lifeline Service through another phone carrier.
4. You have a valid United States Postal Address. In order for us to ship you your free phone you must live at a residence that can receive mail from the US Post Office. Sorry, but P.O. Boxes cannot be accepted.

In addition to meeting the guidelines above you will also be required to provide proof of your participation in an assistance program, or proof of your income level.

Right there sets it up for the elderly and people drawing disability.

[Soratsin]

Poe's Law, IMO.

[Peisandros]

KiloMike, man, you gotta stop yourself from keep getting systematically owned!! It can't be good for your health It's great for the lols.

Dude, these threads are awesome. He actually admitted to scamming the system while complaining that he has to pay taxes for people who scam the system. You gotta love it.

I do love it, you're right. Fixed my previous comment.

[Peisandros]

KMA, thanks to your program I am now living on welfare and am inviting all of NSG over for a BBQ!

It's a rough neighborhood



so I'll send a limo to pick you up


You are a genius!

I just wanted to quote this post ftw it was.

[KiloMikeAlpha]

KiloMike, man, you gotta stop yourself from getting systematically owned!! It can't be good for your health.

You know. I was thinking the same thing. I asked my self "Self? Why do you discuss stuff with idiots all the time?" The answer was kinda cool. It was "KMA, you discuss stuff with idiots to get you used to tallking to the Libs in Congress, Duh".

I fell better now. No skin of my Asparagus. I figure that if I am going to make a living out of arguing with Idiots, what better place to start then NSG?

[Sdaeriji]

KiloMike, man, you gotta stop yourself from getting systematically owned!! It can't be good for your health.

You know. I was thinking the same thing. I asked my self "Self? Why do you discuss stuff with idiots all the time?" The answer was kinda cool. It was "KMA, you discuss stuff with idiots to get you used to tallking to the Libs in Congress, Duh".

I fell better now. No skin of my Asparagus. I figure that if I am going to make a living out of arguing with Idiots, what better place to start then NSG?

Flaming. The last bastion of the truly defeated.

[Gauntleted Fist]

KiloMike, man, you gotta stop yourself from getting systematically owned!! It can't be good for your health.

You know. I was thinking the same thing. I asked my self "Self? Why do you discuss stuff with idiots all the time?" The answer was kinda cool. It was "KMA, you discuss stuff with idiots to get you used to tallking to the Libs in Congress, Duh".

I fell better now. No skin of my Asparagus. I figure that if I am going to make a living out of arguing with Idiots, what better place to start then NSG?

You talk about arguing with idiots, and then reference a Glenn Beck book.

[Peisandros]

KiloMike, man, you gotta stop yourself from getting systematically owned!! It can't be good for your health.

You know. I was thinking the same thing. I asked my self "Self? Why do you discuss stuff with idiots all the time?" The answer was kinda cool. It was "KMA, you discuss stuff with idiots to get you used to tallking to the Libs in Congress, Duh".

I fell better now. No skin of my Asparagus. I figure that if I am going to make a living out of arguing with Idiots, what better place to start then NSG?

Naww, ain't you cute Mr. "future congressman"! Is that how we should address you now? Will that make you feel a lil' better? Oh and thanks for calling everyone who brings to light your bullshit an idiot. I'm sure that'll go well for you in congress. xo

By the way, I think you mean 'off' not 'of'. Man, you really suck with those comments, 0/2. Keep trying!

[NotnotgnimmiJymmiJ]

KiloMike, man, you gotta stop yourself from getting systematically owned!! It can't be good for your health.

You know. I was thinking the same thing. I asked my self "Self? Why do you discuss stuff with idiots all the time?" The answer was kinda cool. It was "KMA, you discuss stuff with idiots to get you used to tallking to the Libs in Congress, Duh".

I fell better now. No skin of my Asparagus. I figure that if I am going to make a living out of arguing with Idiots, what better place to start then NSG?

So you came onto these forums complaining about fraudulent abuse of government welfare and your proposed alternative was to rely on God to catch the fraudulent abusers, and we're the idiots?

[Dyakovo]

Roadrunner High Speed. Business class

and yet you bitch about not being able to afford your phone plan.

Dial up is $10 a month.

or free...

[KiloMikeAlpha]

KiloMike, man, you gotta stop yourself from getting systematically owned!! It can't be good for your health.

You know. I was thinking the same thing. I asked my self "Self? Why do you discuss stuff with idiots all the time?" The answer was kinda cool. It was "KMA, you discuss stuff with idiots to get you used to tallking to the Libs in Congress, Duh".

I fell better now. No skin of my Asparagus. I figure that if I am going to make a living out of arguing with Idiots, what better place to start then NSG?

Flaming. The last bastion of the truly defeated.

Flaming? I wasnt talking about anyone here. That would be beyond me.

[Hamilay]

You know, many threads complaining about welfare handouts pass through NSG, but I don't believe we've ever had one started by someone who admits they were actually on welfare. My hat goes off to you, good sir.

[Farnhamia]

You know, many threads complaining about welfare handouts pass through NSG, but I don't believe we've ever had one started by someone who admits they were actually on welfare. My hat goes off to you, good sir.

KMA was never on government welfare. He took some help from the LDS Church he bleongs to when he was out of work. Well, okay, he did collect unemployment but that's not the same as being on welfare.

[Ashmoria]

Are you FREAKING kidding me? Free phone for welfare recipients? What's next, free cadillacs? Then we will make lawyers all kinds of rich litigating "driving while calling" for the poor.

https://www.safelinkwireless.com/Enroll ... /home.aspx

I am SERIOUSLY thinking about quitting my job, applying for welfare and spending my time playing video games and being with my wife.

This is the final straw.

its not for "welfare recipients" its for poor people so they can have basic phone service for emergencies. its a federal mandate. and yes i think its a great idea.

did anyone post the snopes explanation of it? its described as somewhat true.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/taxes/cellphone.asp

[Farnhamia]

Are you FREAKING kidding me? Free phone for welfare recipients? What's next, free cadillacs? Then we will make lawyers all kinds of rich litigating "driving while calling" for the poor.

https://www.safelinkwireless.com/Enroll ... /home.aspx

I am SERIOUSLY thinking about quitting my job, applying for welfare and spending my time playing video games and being with my wife.

This is the final straw.

its not for "welfare recipients" its for poor people so they can have basic phone service for emergencies. its a federal mandate. and yes i think its a great idea.

did anyone post the snopes explanation of it? its described as somewhat true.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/taxes/cellphone.asp

And it's not available everywhere. As I remember the list of states, it's available in only about half of them. And you have to pass the federal requirements and any that your state cares to add on.

[United Russian State]

This is a joke, yes?

[Ashmoria]

Are you FREAKING kidding me? Free phone for welfare recipients? What's next, free cadillacs? Then we will make lawyers all kinds of rich litigating "driving while calling" for the poor.

https://www.safelinkwireless.com/Enroll ... /home.aspx

I am SERIOUSLY thinking about quitting my job, applying for welfare and spending my time playing video games and being with my wife.

This is the final straw.

its not for "welfare recipients" its for poor people so they can have basic phone service for emergencies. its a federal mandate. and yes i think its a great idea.

did anyone post the snopes explanation of it? its described as somewhat true.

http://www.snopes.com/politics/taxes/cellphone.asp

And it's not available everywhere. As I remember the list of states, it's available in only about half of them. And you have to pass the federal requirements and any that your state cares to add on.

aye. i stopped looking before i found the answer but i assume that cellphones are only available for those few people who cant get a landline phone--like the homeless or maybe in some areas where cellphones would cost less than a land line.

[KiloMikeAlpha]

You know, many threads complaining about welfare handouts pass through NSG, but I don't believe we've ever had one started by someone who admits they were actually on welfare. My hat goes off to you, good sir.

KMA was never on government welfare. He took some help from the LDS Church he bleongs to when he was out of work. Well, okay, he did collect unemployment but that's not the same as being on welfare.

^^^ This. Yeah.I dont consider Unemployment Insurance welfare.

[Jocabia]

KiloMike, man, you gotta stop yourself from getting systematically owned!! It can't be good for your health.

You know. I was thinking the same thing. I asked my self "Self? Why do you discuss stuff with idiots all the time?" The answer was kinda cool. It was "KMA, you discuss stuff with idiots to get you used to tallking to the Libs in Congress, Duh".

I fell better now. No skin of my Asparagus. I figure that if I am going to make a living out of arguing with Idiots, what better place to start then NSG?

Is there a part in the book where it says, "By the way, if you really want to make a point about what douches the people who scam the system are, admit to doing it?" I'm pretty sure it doesn't, but if it does can you tell me the page, because that is so much win.

It's pretty funny when you basically force us to own you and then call us the idiots. Seriously, man, you argued for three days and I cornered you so hard you finally just had to out and out admit to not having a clue what you were talking about. But that's not the best part. The best part is that after doing so, you started another thread and proved that the past thread was the worst way you could get owned. What's next are you going to post a thread about how we should never trust anyone who would want to run for congress?

[Grave_n_idle]

Are you FREAKING kidding me? Free phone for welfare recipients? What's next, free cadillacs? Then we will make lawyers all kinds of rich litigating "driving while calling" for the poor.

https://www.safelinkwireless.com/Enroll ... /home.aspx

I am SERIOUSLY thinking about quitting my job, applying for welfare and spending my time playing video games and being with my wife.

This is the final straw.

Ugh. This sense of entitlement sickens me.

[RightLeaningChristians]

It's so the government can track our calls, and follow us using GPS. It makes things easier for them to keep a spot on us at all times without using Satellite imaging.

[Grave_n_idle]

It's so the government can track our calls, and follow us using GPS. It makes things easier for them to keep a spot on us at all times without using Satellite imaging.

Watch it, you're heading into Glen-Beck-They-Are-Watching-Us-Through-Our-OnStar territory.

[RightLeaningChristians]

It's so the government can track our calls, and follow us using GPS. It makes things easier for them to keep a spot on us at all times without using Satellite imaging.

Watch it, you're heading into Glen-Beck-They-Are-Watching-Us-Through-Our-OnStar territory.

Nah man. They aren't using Onstar, he has it all wrong. The Flu shots have a special tracer that is injected right into our bodies. Some people won't take the shot, so this is where the phones come in. Also, the nasal spray they are using is a mind control drug that will take over your childrens brain.





*Is wearing a Tin Foil M1 Helmet*




/sarcasm