Boobs invade Notre-Dame de Paris

[Ovisterra]

No, you just don't seem to understand in the slightest how babies work. Here's lesson number one, and please pay attention, because you might have a little bastard of your own some day, and I'd hate for you to be totally unprepared.

Babies don't really care about your notions of propriety. They basically just eat, sleep, cry and shit. Sometimes all at once. But generally, they cry when they're hungry, and the best, healthiest way to stop them from crying is to shove a tit in their mouth.

Or do not take them at church with you since they are going to cry and poop anyways?

Oh, so the babies should just be left at home? Their crying is only a bad sign if you can hear it!

[Olthar]

As a part of the ceremony,yes.But I dont eat piza or chocolate bars inside the church.It is not the same

Breast-feeding infants don't eat pizza or chocolate bars either.

Wait, they don't? Oh...Oh fuck.

[Choronzon]

No, you just don't seem to understand in the slightest how babies work. Here's lesson number one, and please pay attention, because you might have a little bastard of your own some day, and I'd hate for you to be totally unprepared.

Babies don't really care about your notions of propriety. They basically just eat, sleep, cry and shit. Sometimes all at once. But generally, they cry when they're hungry, and the best, healthiest way to stop them from crying is to shove a tit in their mouth.

Or do not take them at church with you since they are going to cry and poop anyways?

So mothers with infants should be denied the opportunity to hear of God's love because you feel uncomfortable with the human body.

Got it.

[Trotskylvania]

No, you just don't seem to understand in the slightest how babies work. Here's lesson number one, and please pay attention, because you might have a little bastard of your own some day, and I'd hate for you to be totally unprepared.

Babies don't really care about your notions of propriety. They basically just eat, sleep, cry and shit. Sometimes all at once. But generally, they cry when they're hungry, and the best, healthiest way to stop them from crying is to shove a tit in their mouth.

Or do not take them at church with you since they are going to cry and poop anyways?

Here's lesson number two: Leaving them unattended is a bad idea. And corollary to lesson two, having them away from their mother is also a bad idea.

I mean, if you're willing wait outside church and breast feed infants, and change their diapers for the mother while they go get communion, then I guess you might have some grounds to complain here. But with how much understanding of them you've shown, I don't think this would be a good idea.

[Ifreann]

No, you just don't seem to understand in the slightest how babies work. Here's lesson number one, and please pay attention, because you might have a little bastard of your own some day, and I'd hate for you to be totally unprepared.

Babies don't really care about your notions of propriety. They basically just eat, sleep, cry and shit. Sometimes all at once. But generally, they cry when they're hungry, and the best, healthiest way to stop them from crying is to shove a tit in their mouth.

Or do not take them at church with you since they are going to cry and poop anyways?

Because otherwise you'll go to hell.

[Napkiraly]

Or do not take them at church with you since they are going to cry and poop anyways?

So mothers with infants should be denied the opportunity to hear of God's love because you feel uncomfortable with the human body.

Got it.

Remember, Jesus hated boobs.

[Olthar]

But generally, they cry when they're hungry, and the best, healthiest way to stop them from crying is to shove a tit in their mouth.

That's the best way to stop me from crying, too. *nods*

[Ifreann]

So mothers with infants should be denied the opportunity to hear of God's love because you feel uncomfortable with the human body.

Got it.

Remember, Jesus hated boobs.

"And yea did Jesus say unto them: "Get thine funbags behind me, brides of Satan!""

[Dyakovo]

I don't think they're that desperate for something to protest about, there's plenty of choice.

Well, I'd say that the total amounts of comments pertaining to sexual nature of their breasts outweighs the number of comments pertaining to their views. Showing that women are still socially viewed as sex objects.

Or that they didn't express much views to talk about, or they didn't expressed them in an effective way.

Or a certain class of people just can't manage to pay attention past "boobs"...

[Olthar]

So mothers with infants should be denied the opportunity to hear of God's love because you feel uncomfortable with the human body.

Got it.

Remember, Jesus hated boobs.

The dude hung out in a cave with twelve guys. I think it's pretty obvious which set of hanging body parts he preferred.

[Ovisterra]

Or that they didn't express much views to talk about, or they didn't expressed them in an effective way.

Or a certain class of people just can't manage to pay attention past "boobs"...

It's pretty ridiculous.

[Choronzon]

Or that they didn't express much views to talk about, or they didn't expressed them in an effective way.

Or a certain class of people just can't manage to pay attention past "boobs"...

Yeah, I feel like their point was pretty obvious.

But then again I'm able to mentally function even when confronted with naked breasts.

[Ifreann]

Remember, Jesus hated boobs.

The dude hung out in a cave with twelve guys. I think it's pretty obvious which set of hanging body parts he preferred.

Even after he came back from the dead, he was all "Dudes, put your fingers inside me"

[Lost Memories]

If you must breastfeed your baby then do it before or after church

And fuck the baby if it gets hungry during...
Actually, that sounds about right for the RCC...

Don't worry for your minor reading attention problem, patience is the best cure.

Neither do babies.

Was trying to note the difference in "eating" as part of the ceremony, and just "eating".
If any other kind of eating was part of the ceremony there would be no problem, it would even be required, but since it isn't, it's out of place.

Where i attend for example parents with newborns or small kids usually stay at the back of the church to be more near to the door so they can leave with little ruckus in case anything may disturb the ceremony.
It's not written anywhere, nor it's explicitly required(which i know of), so it's should not be so uncommon for others having different habits.

[Dyakovo]

LET'S GO BURN THE LIBRARY OF ALEXANDRIA!!!

How did we go from Boobs-Feminist-Babies-Brestfeeding-Arabs burning a library

Autocorrect.

[Nailed to the Perch]

No, you just don't seem to understand in the slightest how babies work. Here's lesson number one, and please pay attention, because you might have a little bastard of your own some day, and I'd hate for you to be totally unprepared.

Babies don't really care about your notions of propriety. They basically just eat, sleep, cry and shit. Sometimes all at once. But generally, they cry when they're hungry, and the best, healthiest way to stop them from crying is to shove a tit in their mouth.

Or do not take them at church with you since they are going to cry and poop anyways?

Lesson #4,782 on How Do Babby Work: You can't actually just leave your baby unattended! If you want to go to church at any point in the first 12 years or so of that child's life, you will have to either take it with you or hire a babysitter!

Lesson #4,783 on How Do Babby Work: Babysitters cost money! Most people do not particularly feel like spending this money when there is no actual reason they can't take the baby with them!

Lesson #4,784 on How Do Babby Work: Many breastfeeding moms physically cannot leave their babies with sitters whenever they might want to, because they are not always able to pump enough milk for the baby to be fed while they are gone!

[Napkiraly]

Remember, Jesus hated boobs.

The dude hung out in a cave with twelve guys. I think it's pretty obvious which set of hanging body parts he preferred.

Why else would the clergy wear long, pointy hats? *nod*

[Napkiraly]

Remember, Jesus hated boobs.

"And yea did Jesus say unto them: "Get thine funbags behind me, brides of Satan!""

AQ'd.

[Urumgard]

Is there a gramatical rule that sais so? Or does it just look better?

It's a rule. More punctuation than grammar, but that's debatable.

Like I said, I don't know much about grammar.

[Benuty]

So kinda like the 'Pussy Riots' did,Ukrainian activist women stromed inside the church,naked and did what they know best.Insult and piss off people.
They stromed the church in order to celebrate the fact that the Pope resigns.For some reason this atheist women (I guess they are) give a fuck about what Catholics do.In my opinion they are nothing but attention whores.
Their 'protest' did not achieve anything,the Pope had already declared the he will resign and nothing they do will stop the new one.All they did is interupt the ceremony.

So do you support their actions? Why? If not then how would you punish them?

SOURCE

Bunch of dumbasses who will have little effect on modern day Parisian and French society.

May they be ignored like the immigrants.

[Lost Memories]

Or that they didn't express much views to talk about, or they didn't expressed them in an effective way.

Or a certain class of people just can't manage to pay attention past "boobs"...

Well, or they weren't expecting that kind of attention, or they misplaced it's use over their message.
Or again, their message in itself wasn't well expressed, boobs or no boobs.

[Dyakovo]

Breast-feeding infants don't eat pizza or chocolate bars either.

That is it I quit.There is an obvious difference and all I get as a response is YOU DAMN MISOGYNIST SCUM.

I'm not seeing one... Maybe its only obvious to misogynists...

[Agritum]

I'd like to point out that those seemed to be policemen. And that yeah, what they were doing wasn't exactly legal, explaining why they got expelled by the lawmen.

If you read the article you'd know they weren't police.

They weren't? Damn, didn't read it in-depth then.

[Tekania]

Why not? You would deny a baby it's food just because you're in church?

If you eat in church then you are there for the wrong reason

We are talking about an infant.

[Dyakovo]

Breast-feeding infants don't eat pizza or chocolate bars either.

So, are you saying it should be fine to breastfeed also not-infants during celebrations? You've always the best ideas.

I'd be fine with it...