Boobs invade Notre-Dame de Paris

by **Scholencia** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:32 pm

The Emerald Dawn wrote:
Absurdity wrote:Ah, another "edgy" teen. Excellent.

Ok, I'll bite. I'm 33 years old, I've seen seven generations of my family deal with Catholic pedophilia. Christianity is a massive problem, because it is no longer actually about the teachings of Christ. It's about the control allowed over those people unfortunate enough to require the guidance of an invisible friend.

Still edgy?

I will say that isnt just only problem of the catholic church, it is more problem of western countries since the liberal elite encourage such materialistic stance. You know, pedopfilia exist only in western countries (USA+sick western part of Europe).

by **Roan Cara** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:32 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Roan Cara wrote:I say we go hide the thousand fleas in his rig!

Oh, don't go there. He'll use the flea in an attempt to seduce you for the night.

? why would I be turned on by a flea?

by **The Emerald Dawn** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:32 pm

Absurdity wrote:
The Emerald Dawn wrote:Ok, I'll bite. I'm 33 years old, I've seen seven generations of my family deal with Catholic pedophilia. Christianity is a massive problem, because it is no longer actually about the teachings of Christ. It's about the control allowed over those people unfortunate enough to require the guidance of an invisible friend.

Still edgy?

Extremely.

Psh. Ok. Get thee hence.

by **Individuality-ness** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:33 pm

The Emerald Dawn wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Oh, don't go there. He'll use the flea in an attempt to seduce you for the night.

How...how does that even work?

Enjoy.

by **Big Jim P** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:33 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Roan Cara wrote:I say we go hide the thousand fleas in his rig!

Oh, don't go there. He'll use the flea in an attempt to seduce you for the night.

He was born equipped for that.

by **Individuality-ness** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:33 pm

Roan Cara wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Oh, don't go there. He'll use the flea in an attempt to seduce you for the night.

? why would I be turned on by a flea?

Individuality-ness wrote:
The Emerald Dawn wrote:How...how does that even work?

Enjoy.

by **Ethel mermania** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:34 pm

Neo Art wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Well, did Obama show Michelles tits? I don't think so.

Trump is already demanding their long form birth certificate.

according to the post, he is going to run for pope.

by **Dyakovo** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:34 pm

The Emerald Dawn wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Oh, don't go there. He'll use the flea in an attempt to seduce you for the night.

How...how does that even work?

Don't ask me...
I'm still trying to figure out whether she means I'll try to seduce Roan or Jim...

by **Gravlen** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:35 pm

Nailed to the Perch wrote:It's bad enough when he just beats me to making an argument, but making the exact same joke as me a few seconds earlier is just mean!

I think it's the catsuit. It makes him speedy.

You know, elves are supposed to have a +1 to dexterity...

Neo Art wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Well, did Obama show Michelles tits? I don't think so.

Trump is already demanding their long form birth certificate.

Donald "I'm not descended from orangutans but- damn, Beyoncé is thrusting her hips forward in a very suggestive manner... what was I talking about? My hair?" Trump? I wouldn't be surprised.

by **The Emerald Dawn** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:35 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
The Emerald Dawn wrote:How...how does that even work?

Enjoy.

I sit corrected.

by **Gravlen** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:35 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Nailed to the Perch wrote:
It's bad enough when he just beats me to making an argument, but making the exact same joke as me a few seconds earlier is just mean!

I think it's the catsuit. It makes him speedy.

good lord that was a visual image i did not need.

Now imagine the smell.

You're welcome.

by **Individuality-ness** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:36 pm

The Emerald Dawn wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:Enjoy.

I sit corrected.

*nod* Metaphysical conceit is so intriguing.

by **Roan Cara** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:36 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
Roan Cara wrote:? why would I be turned on by a flea?

Individuality-ness wrote:Enjoy.

yeah I get it now. LOL that poem was written by one horny guy sounds like but sorry fleas don't turn me on and the idea of some nasty parasite mingling my blood with my loves does nothing to create amore for me LOLZ

by **Dakran** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:36 pm

DrakoBlaria wrote:
Dyakovo wrote:So mothers with infants should be barred from attending church?

If you must breastfeed your baby then do it before or after church

So if the baby gets hungry during church you can't feed it? Okngontell that to all breast feeding mothers who attend church.

by **Big Jim P** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:37 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
The Emerald Dawn wrote:How...how does that even work?

Don't ask me...
I'm still trying to figure out whether she means I'll try to seduce Roan or Jim...

Well, I certainly hope your tastes run so that I will have to shoot your for my wife honor and not in self defense.

by **G-Tech Corporation** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:37 pm

Dakran wrote:
DrakoBlaria wrote:
If you must breastfeed your baby then do it before or after church

So if the baby gets hungry during church you can't feed it? Okngontell that to all breast feeding mothers who attend church.

Actually, many churches have maternity rooms for precisely this purpose, funnily enough.

by **Roan Cara** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:38 pm

Dyakovo wrote:
The Emerald Dawn wrote:How...how does that even work?

Don't ask me...
I'm still trying to figure out whether she means I'll try to seduce Roan or Jim...

the image of you seducing jim will haunt me for DAYS

by **Minarchist States Of Equality** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:38 pm

I fully support what they did. They deserve no penalty for exercising their freedom of speech. You religious people just like to pretend that your churches are sacred and that they were defiled somehow. Guess what it's just another building they can protest however and wherever they please. As long as they don't resort to violence I am behind them.

by **The Emerald Dawn** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:38 pm

Individuality-ness wrote:
The Emerald Dawn wrote:I sit corrected.

*nod* Metaphysical conceit is so intriguing.

And now I'm having a hard time pulling up the name of the Indian gentleman who wrote the love poems.

by **Ethel mermania** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:39 pm

Roan Cara wrote:
Individuality-ness wrote:

yeah I get it now. LOL that poem was written by one horny guy sounds like but sorry fleas don't turn me on and the idea of some nasty parasite mingling my blood with my loves does nothing to create amore for me LOLZ

so dya is suppose to seduce jim then?

by **Big Jim P** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:39 pm

Dakran wrote:
DrakoBlaria wrote:
If you must breastfeed your baby then do it before or after church

So if the baby gets hungry during church you can't feed it? Okngontell that to all breast feeding mothers who attend church.

"Jesus loves the little children"

Apparently so do his priests.

Except when they are hungry.

by **G-Tech Corporation** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:39 pm

Minarchist States Of Equality wrote:I fully support what they did. They deserve no penalty for exercising their freedom of speech. You religious people just like to pretend that your churches are sacred and that they were defiled somehow. Guess what it's just another building they can protest however and wherever they please. As long as they don't resort to violence I am behind them.

Eh, I know many many individuals who would disagree with this statement. Would you attempt to protest at Area 51?

If so, I wish you much luck.

by **Vareiln** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:39 pm

Scholencia wrote:
The Emerald Dawn wrote:Ok, I'll bite. I'm 33 years old, I've seen seven generations of my family deal with Catholic pedophilia. Christianity is a massive problem, because it is no longer actually about the teachings of Christ. It's about the control allowed over those people unfortunate enough to require the guidance of an invisible friend.

Still edgy?

I will say that isnt just only problem of the catholic church, it is more problem of western countries since the liberal elite encourage such materialistic stance. You know, pedopfilia exist only in western countries.

Bullshit.

by **Nailed to the Perch** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:40 pm

Gravlen wrote:
Nailed to the Perch wrote:It's bad enough when he just beats me to making an argument, but making the exact same joke as me a few seconds earlier is just mean!

I think it's the catsuit. It makes him speedy.

You know, elves are supposed to have a +1 to dexterity...

That doesn't help too much when your starting DEX roll is a 2, though. At least I can still win Scrabble games with my boobs.

by **Liberated Counties** » Wed Feb 13, 2013 3:40 pm

Absurdity wrote:
Seshephe wrote:How astute of you. Yes, because it is.

Ah, another "edgy" teen. Excellent.

It is though, just take at all the things the church likes to interfere:

Education (they protest that creationism be taught in state schools)
Stem cell research (protest the development of life saving stem cells)
Condoms (condone the second most effective form of contraception and STI prevention as wrong)
The HIV/AIDS situation in Africa (Pope Benedick (Benedict) claimed condoms are making it worse)
Sexuality (Claim homosexuality is wrong, think they can choose who a person loves)
Marriage equality/Civil Union (Condone the fact that two people of the same gender can't express their love through marriage)
Abortion (Understandable, yet even when it's to preserve the mothers health they're against it, a woman died in Ireland because they refused her an abortion)

Yes, We are implying the church is an issue.

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