Anal Kings or Lowly Buttrats?

[Glorious Freedonia]

Does anybody else think it is a shame that there is a popular show "Will and Grace" that has openly gay characters, but no TV shows have openly straight anal sex oriented men as characters? We are apparently seen by society as something less acceptable than homosexual men and single (by choice) moms. What was that show that had the single mom? Oh heck even House has a powerful intelligent nice and feminine character who is a single mom.

Being looked down on isn't the reason why people of your sexual lifestyle aren't represented in TV. It's censorship, plain and simple. There are only so many ways you can reference anal sex without the FCC cracking down on you.

Now I don't know what HBO's excuse is... we should maybe hopefully see someone of your persuasion represented in one of their shows eventually, since I'd like to see where they go with that sort of thing storyline-wise.

As for the actual topic of the thread... meh, anal's not my thing really. I like the way the female ass looks, but I can't stop thinking about what comes out of it while I'm penetrating it... it's too close to scat for me.

Well, I personally do my best to try to make myself believe that girls do not poop and I do not like to hear or see anything that proves that I am delusional. I know that I am but(t) I need to do the whole doublethink thing to preserve my sanity. In fact, I don't really want to talk about that aspect anymore.

[Czardas]

Does anybody else think it is a shame that there is a popular show "Will and Grace" that has openly gay characters, but no TV shows have openly straight anal sex oriented men as characters? We are apparently seen by society as something less acceptable than homosexual men.

Do you really want to be the butt of sitcom jokes?(pun intended)

I hate to be anal about this kind of thing, but making far-too-easy "butt" puns just makes one come across as a bit of an ass.

You're right. I might be bottoming out on the puns. Still, there's no need to be so cheeky about it. I'm just trying to keep this thread from entering an uncomfortable place.

Puns of this nature are a crack in the spotless façade of NSG, a hole enterprise that exposes the seamy underside of the forums. They are, moreover, a temptation in any thread like this, and as we all know, "Get thee behind me, Satan!"


Whew. Hopefully I've gotten that out of my system now.

Not exactly a wise thing to say considering the topic under discussion.

[Albaron]

I can't find it, but I'm pretty sure I saw it at some point. try doing some research.

[Glorious Freedonia]

As someone who loves anal, and who loves to watch anal, I have to say that I LIKE the fact that anal is still somewhat taboo. I'm not sure I'd be so into it if it weren't. If it weren't a 'kink' it probably wouldn't turn my crank as much. Up with taboo!

That is an interesting point. I do not know why I love the anal so much. I was just always that way. It is like the color of my eyes and skin. It is just how I am wired. It is pretty much the only type of sex that really seems right and fulfilling to me. For years it was the only way I could ejaculate inside a woman and have it feel good. I am 100% all about straight buttsex. Everything else sexually is just foreplay at best or a way of making a woman happy and making me happy by making her happy. I enjoy giving oral sex because I am proud of my mad skills and I like the fact that I can create a lot of pleasure that way and make the world a better place. I only feel like it is real sex though during anal and I think my passion somehow gets transferred to the woman because I give great anal orgasms.

[Neesika]

That is an interesting point. I do not know why I love the anal so much. I was just always that way. It is like the color of my eyes and skin. It is just how I am wired. It is pretty much the only type of sex that really seems right and fulfilling to me. For years it was the only way I could ejaculate inside a woman and have it feel good. I am 100% all about straight buttsex. Everything else sexually is just foreplay at best or a way of making a woman happy and making me happy by making her happy. I enjoy giving oral sex because I am proud of my mad skills and I like the fact that I can create a lot of pleasure that way and make the world a better place. I only feel like it is real sex though during anal and I think my passion somehow gets transferred to the woman because I give great anal orgasms.

I think for me it's very much about dominance. That part of it gets me really hot. Then again, I've done it with people who I didn't feel at all submissive towards, and it was just good stuff. Like...something naughty that a lot of girls won't do, and hey, let's do it! I like that aspect as well. I enjoy the fact that a lot of women just won't do it.

And yeah. Anal orgasms are just about the best thing on earth.

[Rnachni]

Freedonia, this is the best satire ever. I've sigged it.

[The Blaatschapen]

I'm too late, all the good puns are already taken

But I guess this thread was assking for it...

[Hansastadt Danzig]

Is there an actual point to this thread, besides as an opportunity for punning? Not that I object to a good pun, mind you ...

[The Blaatschapen]

Is there an actual point to this thread, besides as an opportunity for punning? Not that I object to a good pun, mind you ...

Good to see that you don't shun the pun.

But I think the point of this thread is.... brown?

[Tech-gnosis]

Freedonia, this is the best satire ever. I've sigged it.

Your sig is too small to make out.

[Neesika]

Is there an actual point to this thread, besides as an opportunity for punning? Not that I object to a good pun, mind you ...

Yes.

Anal sex.

[Flameswroth]

Maybe instead of referring to ourselves as nasty buttrats, maybe we should refer to ourselves as anal bees. Our female equivalents, "anal flowers". Our sweet lovemaking, "anal honey"?

This is imagery I could have done without ukeface:

Is there an actual point to this thread, besides as an opportunity for punning? Not that I object to a good pun, mind you ...

Yes.

Anal sex.

More specifically, the highlighting of a lack of people being explicitly denoted as anal lovers in the media (beyond the pornography). I dunno though, I don't think you can compare it to shows highlighting gays or anything like that. I mean, being gay can (but does not have to) include a certain, unique lifestyle as well as denoting where you plug in your 110 watt plug, if you get my meaning. As far as I know, there are no unique facets to the straight, "pure anal" lifestyle as there are to gay, or even the swinger life styles.

I could be wrong, but if that's the case, there's really not much to report on. I mean, how would an article written in to Maxim about it with a couple that does anal sporadically differ from that of one that does it regularly? IDK.

[EvilDarkMagicians]

Well not calling your self a butt rat, may help a bit.

[The Blaatschapen]

Well not calling your self a butt rat, may help a bit.

I agree, butt squirrel is so much better

[Tech-gnosis]

What's the term for a guy who like a girl to anally penetrate him?

[Bottle]

As someone who loves anal, and who loves to watch anal, I have to say that I LIKE the fact that anal is still somewhat taboo. I'm not sure I'd be so into it if it weren't. If it weren't a 'kink' it probably wouldn't turn my crank as much. Up with taboo!

Slight tangent, but I suspect some of the "anti-gay" crusaders have this same motivation...after all, so many of them turn out to be closeted homosexuals, and you've got to wonder if they're trying to keep homosexuality taboo because that way it's still dirty and thrilling for them.

[Samatolian City-States]

The entirety of this thread is now classified as NOT A BIG DEAL.

[Glorious Freedonia]

That is an interesting point. I do not know why I love the anal so much. I was just always that way. It is like the color of my eyes and skin. It is just how I am wired. It is pretty much the only type of sex that really seems right and fulfilling to me. For years it was the only way I could ejaculate inside a woman and have it feel good. I am 100% all about straight buttsex. Everything else sexually is just foreplay at best or a way of making a woman happy and making me happy by making her happy. I enjoy giving oral sex because I am proud of my mad skills and I like the fact that I can create a lot of pleasure that way and make the world a better place. I only feel like it is real sex though during anal and I think my passion somehow gets transferred to the woman because I give great anal orgasms.

I think for me it's very much about dominance. That part of it gets me really hot. Then again, I've done it with people who I didn't feel at all submissive towards, and it was just good stuff. Like...something naughty that a lot of girls won't do, and hey, let's do it! I like that aspect as well. I enjoy the fact that a lot of women just won't do it.

And yeah. Anal orgasms are just about the best thing on earth.

And I am sure that you have found that there are many men that just won't do it. About half of my guy friends that I have talked to about this are really anti-buttsex.

[Glorious Freedonia]

Freedonia, this is the best satire ever. I've sigged it.

I admit that I can be a bit dramatic or poetic about the plight of us buttrats. I am sure that even the term "buttrat" has an element of the overly dramatic to it. But I am actually 100% serious.

[Fartsniffage]

And I am sure that you have found that there are many men that just won't do it. About half of my guy friends that I have talked to about this are really anti-buttsex.

I'm one of them.

Not that I won't do it if asked but it just doesn't do anything for me.

[Neesika]

What's the term for a guy who like a girl to anally penetrate him?

Awesome?

[Folk Metals]

What an asinine thread.

I disagree, it penetrates to the very bowels of the discrimination these people face in society.

Well, maybe not that far.

Dude stop. I'm laughing too hard xD

As for the topic. Yeah I enjoy anal sex. And most open minded women do. You just need to get away from where you live.

Where I grew up it's looked down on to, but you'll find most of the girls don't share the views once you get them going. ;3

[Neesika]

As someone who loves anal, and who loves to watch anal, I have to say that I LIKE the fact that anal is still somewhat taboo. I'm not sure I'd be so into it if it weren't. If it weren't a 'kink' it probably wouldn't turn my crank as much. Up with taboo!

Slight tangent, but I suspect some of the "anti-gay" crusaders have this same motivation...after all, so many of them turn out to be closeted homosexuals, and you've got to wonder if they're trying to keep homosexuality taboo because that way it's still dirty and thrilling for them.

I have considered this possibility many times!

[Rnachni]

Freedonia, this is the best satire ever. I've sigged it.

I admit that I can be a bit dramatic or poetic about the plight of us buttrats. I am sure that even the term "buttrat" has an element of the overly dramatic to it. But I am actually 100% serious.

Woah. But seriously then, why do you go and tell everybody about your preferred type of sex? You're a heterosexual, that'll save you a bunch. Like, if I masturbated with oranges, would I tell you if I knew you would repulse in horror?

[Glorious Freedonia]

Maybe instead of referring to ourselves as nasty buttrats, maybe we should refer to ourselves as anal bees. Our female equivalents, "anal flowers". Our sweet lovemaking, "anal honey"?

This is imagery I could have done without ukeface:

Is there an actual point to this thread, besides as an opportunity for punning? Not that I object to a good pun, mind you ...

Yes.

Anal sex.

More specifically, the highlighting of a lack of people being explicitly denoted as anal lovers in the media (beyond the pornography). I dunno though, I don't think you can compare it to shows highlighting gays or anything like that. I mean, being gay can (but does not have to) include a certain, unique lifestyle as well as denoting where you plug in your 110 watt plug, if you get my meaning. As far as I know, there are no unique facets to the straight, "pure anal" lifestyle as there are to gay, or even the swinger life styles.

I could be wrong, but if that's the case, there's really not much to report on. I mean, how would an article written in to Maxim about it with a couple that does anal sporadically differ from that of one that does it regularly? IDK.

I have never seen an article anywhere about guys like me and about the girls that are also all about anal. I have never read any interviews of people like me. I honestly do not know of any other guys that are like me. Maybe we have a lifestyle that is different but sexologists or whoever researches this sort of thing never discovered it. I know that my discomfort with females using the bathroom in the same manner that I do is pretty different and an important part of my lifestyle.

However, how many of us doublethinking straight buttfuckers are out there? Maybe I am the sole representative of my sexual orientation out there? I know that there are female buttfucking enthusiasts but are there people out there that are similarly male straight buttsex purists or even female straight buttsex purists? I do not know.