Anal Kings or Lowly Buttrats?

[FreeSatania]

I'm a big fan of my ladyfriend's ass. Though she's not always in the mood for it, analingus and buttfucking really get her going.

However, I do not share the OP's preference for it. I'd say I like her anus and her vulva equally. Both are fund to lick and fuck, for both of us.

As for the whole "Liking anal mainly makes u teh ghey, durr hurr".... that's pretty retarded. I like licking and fucking my ladyfriend's ass because it's HER ass, not because it's an ass. I'm turned on by her whole body and her butt is an excellent place for our bodies to... interact. Same with her vagina.

You should try the reverse. For me it's actually more intimate since It's not something I would let just anyone do. Only someone I love and trust is allowed to poke my man-pussy with their plastic power stick.

I'd be open to her pegging me, but I doubt she'd want to try. Who knows, though, she is getting more in touch with her pervy, naughty side, the longer we go out.

Do it. It'll hurt a bit but not too much and you'll like it. And she'll get off on the power trip.

In my case it was her idea and I was reluctant but as it turns out I freakin' loved it. Not as a regular thing mind you but from time to time to spice things up...

[Grave_n_idle]

Yeah - you're pretty obviously trolling, now - someone getting something in their ass (boy or girl) means you're 'gay',

Perhaps "sodomite" would be a better word.
Remember, until very lately, sodomy was a felony, and in most states you'd do a lot of time for anal sex regardless of whether you did it with a male or with a female.

And oral is theoretically sodomy, as is pretty much anything except busting a load in a vagina. Indeed, I suspect even that can be, under the right circumstances.

Perhaps I'm gay too, then.
But at least I'm not trying to deny it.

No, you're not. Just project it.

[Apertior]

My sexual orientation is that I am a straight male who only really likes anal sex.

That is not a sexual orientation. That is a sexual orientation followed by a personal kink.

Ever since I was a prebuscent it was all I really wanted to do sexually. Growing up I knew I was different. I also never felt that my sexual orientation was respected in society.

We are lower than single moms. We are lower than homosexual men. We are probably higher than necrophiliacs, those who have relations with beasts, furries, and pedos. What is so bad about us?

When the government starts refusing you access to certain rights and privileges, people threaten to beat and murder you, and anyone basically does anything besides playfully chide you for your "deviant" sexual tastes, then maybe I would consider taking your position seriously. From where I stand right now, though, I can see nothing other the naive and petulant whinings of an egocentric half-wit.

You have sexual desires that aren't well-represented in the media. How awful that must be for you. Clearly what we need are more mainstream depictions of a statistically insignificant sexual fetish that no one really persecutes you for in the first place.

Or maybe you could just find other people who share your fetish instead of whining about how your not-so-deviant sexual fantasies aren't constantly broadcast to all corners of the earth.

[Edit: Adjusting some wording and stylistic choices]

[Vault 10]

...analingus...
...I'm turned on by her whole body and her butt is an excellent place for our bodies to...

...spread disease and parasites.

What the imaginary kind? Ever heard of taking a dump before hand? And a shower afterwards?

You know what analingus is, right? It's licking the anus.

You can get parasite larvae even from just not wiping your butt carefully enough, then washing your hands without soap, and then eating something you've touched with them.
(yes, that's right - even from yourself - they use autoinfection; the larvae that are normally carried too far by the gastrointestinal tract before being freed from the surrounding tissue are infectious if they get into the mouth. That's why they tell you to wash your hands after using the bathroom.)

Not even to speak of licking the butthole with your tongue.

[Grave_n_idle]

...analingus...
...I'm turned on by her whole body and her butt is an excellent place for our bodies to...

...spread disease and parasites.

What the imaginary kind? Ever heard of taking a dump before hand? And a shower afterwards?

You know what analingus is, right? It's licking the anus.

You can get parasite larvae even from just not wiping your butt carefully enough, then washing your hands without soap, and then eating something you've touched with them.
(yes, that's right - even from yourself - they use autoinfection; the larvae that are normally carried too far by the gastrointestinal tract before being freed from the surrounding tissue are infectious if they get into the mouth. That's why they tell you to wash your hands after using the bathroom.)

Not even to speak of licking the butthole with your tongue.

All of which is only relevant in the matter of one partner actually HAVING parasites.

Unless you're suggesting they spontaneously generate from nothing?

[Katganistan]

You know in behindsight, I suppose this is sort of true. It seems to be quite common in porn, buttocks more off-limits in normal conversations. Seems like you're getting screwed. This situation ought to be rectumified right away!

Myself, I could never really get into that sort of thing. I mean, if you prefer that even to the point of excluding all else, you might as well be doing a dude. There's just too many other fun parts of females to play with to focus on that piece we have in common. But that's just my opinion.

Nice puns, but seriously, your serious post is illustrative of what we have to deal with. We are seen as wierdos for not being into the vagina (ok I know that is a pun but it is still true). The whole concept of "you might as well be doing a dude" is part of the problem too. We are not into dudes. We are straight and we are buttfuckers. We are not after butts in general. We specialize in the female ass.

How exactly is this a problem? I'm sorry, I've never heard anyone condemned for this -- there's lots of porn out there that involves straight guys having anal sex with girls.

[Lackadaisical2]

I used to be somewhat similar to GF. For a long time I could only watch porn if it was hetero anal sex. Anything else was as boring as not fucking. Then I got a girlfriend and her asshole was pretty much off limits, so I came to rather enjoy the pussy, and have somewhat swung to the other side, although I still enjoy anal porn, and would like to have a shot at anal sex again.

[Callisdrun]

...analingus...
...I'm turned on by her whole body and her butt is an excellent place for our bodies to...

...spread disease and parasites.

What the imaginary kind? Ever heard of taking a dump before hand? And a shower afterwards?

You know what analingus is, right? It's licking the anus.

You can get parasite larvae even from just not wiping your butt carefully enough, then washing your hands without soap, and then eating something you've touched with them.
(yes, that's right - even from yourself - they use autoinfection; the larvae that are normally carried too far by the gastrointestinal tract before being freed from the surrounding tissue are infectious if they get into the mouth. That's why they tell you to wash your hands after using the bathroom.)

Not even to speak of licking the butthole with your tongue.

All of which is only relevant in the matter of one partner actually HAVING parasites.

Unless you're suggesting they spontaneously generate from nothing?

Indeed. I think at least one of us would have noticed if my ladyfriend had parasites.

[Fartsniffage]

Indeed. I think at least one of us would have noticed if my ladyfriend had parasites.

Actually you may not have done, I've read about the parasite he's talking about and the only symptom is occassional anal itching. You can't even see them.

[Callisdrun]

Indeed. I think at least one of us would have noticed if my ladyfriend had parasites.

Actually you may not have done, I've read about the parasite he's talking about and the only symptom is occassional anal itching. You can't even see them.

So... um... what would be the problem, exactly?

[Vault 10]

You can get parasite larvae even from just not wiping your butt carefully enough, then washing your hands without soap, and then eating something you've touched with them.
(yes, that's right - even from yourself - they use autoinfection; the larvae that are normally carried too far by the gastrointestinal tract before being freed from the surrounding tissue are infectious if they get into the mouth. That's why they tell you to wash your hands after using the bathroom.)

All of which is only relevant in the matter of one partner actually HAVING parasites.
Unless you're suggesting they spontaneously generate from nothing?

They come from food. But the larvae have limited infective capability when they're going down in the intestine in the meat they came in. In the stomach, they're far more effective.

As mentioned, you can even get them from yourself. Without having any.
And if you have just one worm - that's not rare at all and usually asymptomatic - eating its larvae (for which it's enough to touch a seemingly clean butt and then the food, or lick even a washed butt, unless it was scrubbed with special solutions) will give you more, leading to complications.

There are very good reasons humans have an instinctive repulsion to feces.

BTW, do you wash your hands after No.2? If so, why?

[Fartsniffage]

So... um... what would be the problem, exactly?

Anal itching, it's annoying.

Apparently they're quite widespread in the population, I can't source anything though because I can't remember what they were called. It was just one of those things that sticks in your head because of the icky factor. The main way they get back into your body is through the itchy anus being scratched during sleep.

[Isolous]

You can get parasite larvae even from just not wiping your butt carefully enough, then washing your hands without soap, and then eating something you've touched with them.
(yes, that's right - even from yourself - they use autoinfection; the larvae that are normally carried too far by the gastrointestinal tract before being freed from the surrounding tissue are infectious if they get into the mouth. That's why they tell you to wash your hands after using the bathroom.)

All of which is only relevant in the matter of one partner actually HAVING parasites.
Unless you're suggesting they spontaneously generate from nothing?

They come from food. But the larvae have limited infective capability when they're going down in the intestine in the meat they came in. In the stomach, they're far more effective.

As mentioned, you can even get them from yourself. Without having any.
And if you have just one worm - that's not rare at all and usually asymptomatic - eating its larvae (for which it's enough to touch a seemingly clean butt and then the food, or lick even a washed butt, unless it was scrubbed with special solutions) will give you more, leading to complications.

There are very good reasons humans have an instinctive repulsion to feces.

BTW, do you wash your hands after No.2? If so, why?

I would hope we all wash our hands after we do just about anything in the bathroom...

[Callisdrun]

So... um... what would be the problem, exactly?

Anal itching, it's annoying.

Apparently they're quite widespread in the population, I can't source anything though because I can't remember what they were called. It was just one of those things that sticks in your head because of the icky factor. The main way they get back into your body is through the itchy anus being scratched during sleep.

Ah. My butt does itch occasionally. But then, so does my chest, arm, head, leg, etc.

[Grave_n_idle]

Indeed. I think at least one of us would have noticed if my ladyfriend had parasites.

Actually you may not have done, I've read about the parasite he's talking about and the only symptom is occassional anal itching. You can't even see them.

Not true. The most common parasite is the pinworm, and it's certainly large enough to be seen. If you mean protozoan parasites, there's usually noticable and pronounced symptoms of the infection.

But, since you mentioned itching, I'm assuming you mean pinworms - which can easily be seen.

[Fartsniffage]

I would hope we all wash our hands after we do just about anything in the bathroom...

I wash my hands after washing my hands.......

[Vault 10]

Indeed. I think at least one of us would have noticed if my ladyfriend had parasites.

Actually you may not have done, I've read about the parasite he's talking about and the only symptom is occassional anal itching. You can't even see them.

So... um... what would be the problem, exactly?

Complications start when you either get multiple parasites, or when the parasites become able to infect areas other than the intestine. The latter is far more likely after entering the mouth in a non-meat-bound form.

For the problem, there are nice pictures over the internet, but linking to them gets one banned here. And until a pretty late stage, it's asymptomatic or nearly asymptomatic.

[Grave_n_idle]

So... um... what would be the problem, exactly?

Anal itching, it's annoying.

It's also a really obvious symptom, unlikely to go untreated.

[Callisdrun]

Indeed. I think at least one of us would have noticed if my ladyfriend had parasites.

Actually you may not have done, I've read about the parasite he's talking about and the only symptom is occassional anal itching. You can't even see them.

So... um... what would be the problem, exactly?

Complications start when you either get multiple parasites, or when the parasites become able to infect areas other than the intestine. The latter is far more likely after entering the mouth in a non-meat-bound form.

For the problem, there are nice pictures over the internet, but linking to them gets one banned here. And until a pretty late stage, it's asymptomatic or nearly asymptomatic.

I'll let the forum know if I'm dying of anal parasites.

[Grave_n_idle]

You can get parasite larvae even from just not wiping your butt carefully enough, then washing your hands without soap, and then eating something you've touched with them.
(yes, that's right - even from yourself - they use autoinfection; the larvae that are normally carried too far by the gastrointestinal tract before being freed from the surrounding tissue are infectious if they get into the mouth. That's why they tell you to wash your hands after using the bathroom.)

All of which is only relevant in the matter of one partner actually HAVING parasites.
Unless you're suggesting they spontaneously generate from nothing?

They come from food. But the larvae have limited infective capability when they're going down in the intestine in the meat they came in. In the stomach, they're far more effective.

As mentioned, you can even get them from yourself. Without having any.
And if you have just one worm - that's not rare at all and usually asymptomatic - eating its larvae (for which it's enough to touch a seemingly clean butt and then the food, or lick even a washed butt, unless it was scrubbed with special solutions) will give you more, leading to complications.

There are very good reasons humans have an instinctive repulsion to feces.

BTW, do you wash your hands after No.2? If so, why?

I wash my hands after opening the doors in restaurants, too. What does that have to do with anything? I mentioned being sanitary, already.

[Californian Mod Haters]

This thread is a spin off from the "Does porn degrade anybody?" thread.

My sexual orientation is that I am a straight male who only really likes anal sex. Ever since I was a prebuscent it was all I really wanted to do sexually. Growing up I knew I was different. I also never felt that my sexual orientation was respected in society.

There will never be an article in Maxim or Ladies Home Journal about guys like me. We are tabboo.

It was not until I met girls who were also oriented exclusively south of their vaginas that I started to feel like I was a real person and not some kind of freak.

It seems that even the homosexual man is more accepted today than guys like me. There are no Biblical prohibitions against my kind of sex. Yet, we are looked down upon. I do not think I will ever see the day of a straight anal sexual orientation pride parade in any city.

Even in porn, we are not celeberated at all. Female anal sex enthusiasts are respectfully referred to as "Anal Queens". Yet, there are no "Anal Kings". We are the lowly "buttrats". We are freaks.

I hope that I am not the only Buttratt on NSG. C'mon gentleman, cast aside your shame and disgrace. Step up proudly and acknowledge that you have human worth and that our sexual orientation is a good and noble one. Sure, we may never see an article in Ladies Home Journal about anal intimacy, but maybe we can at least have a refuge here.

Ladies of the anal persuasion, you are the flower and we are your bees. Our symbiosis is beautiful and should be celeberated.

Maybe instead of referring to ourselves as nasty buttrats, maybe we should refer to ourselves as anal bees. Our female equivalents, "anal flowers". Our sweet lovemaking, "anal honey"?

So let today be the humble beginning of the movement for social equality for the buttfuckers. Buttfuckers of the world, unite. All that we have to lose is our shame!

Actually, there are biblical condemnations against it. Sorry. Not preaching, you just said that it wasn't condemned in the Bible. It is.

Is it in the New Testament or the Old? I am not an expert on the New Testament. Are you sure that this is not a condemnation of man on man anal?

It's a condemnation of ejaculation outside the vagina.

[Fartsniffage]

It's also a really obvious symptom, unlikely to go untreated.

You go to the quack everytime you get an itch? You have more time on your hands than I do.

[Isolous]

Indeed. I think at least one of us would have noticed if my ladyfriend had parasites.

Actually you may not have done, I've read about the parasite he's talking about and the only symptom is occassional anal itching. You can't even see them.

So... um... what would be the problem, exactly?

Complications start when you either get multiple parasites, or when the parasites become able to infect areas other than the intestine. The latter is far more likely after entering the mouth in a non-meat-bound form.

For the problem, there are nice pictures over the internet, but linking to them gets one banned here. And until a pretty late stage, it's asymptomatic or nearly asymptomatic.

I'll let the forum know if I'm dying of anal parasites.

It honestly doesn't seem like a much bigger concern to me than say, STIs... I'd be a lot more worried about those than some obscure parasites.

[Grave_n_idle]

It's also a really obvious symptom, unlikely to go untreated.

You go to the quack everytime you get an itch? You have more time on your hands than I do.

No, but I'm actually clued up on what I'm talking about.

Pinworm infestation doesn't even require a doctor visit (although doctors and pharmacists will get you to go if they can) - eating a couple of cloves of raw garlic will kill off the parasites. And that's not just worms - it'll kill protozoan parasites, too.

[Callisdrun]

Indeed. I think at least one of us would have noticed if my ladyfriend had parasites.

Actually you may not have done, I've read about the parasite he's talking about and the only symptom is occassional anal itching. You can't even see them.

So... um... what would be the problem, exactly?

Complications start when you either get multiple parasites, or when the parasites become able to infect areas other than the intestine. The latter is far more likely after entering the mouth in a non-meat-bound form.

For the problem, there are nice pictures over the internet, but linking to them gets one banned here. And until a pretty late stage, it's asymptomatic or nearly asymptomatic.

I'll let the forum know if I'm dying of anal parasites.

It honestly doesn't seem like a much bigger concern to me than say, STIs... I'd be a lot more worried about those than some obscure parasites.

Those are unlikely, as our relationship is exclusive.