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Postby Brutland and Norden » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:18 am

10 liters? That's too much. I can't even believe myself that I drank 1.5L of Diet Coke in a day (I needed the caffeine that time, but coffee upsets my stomach, so I drank soda.) Caffeine would have stimulatory effects, which, despite 10 liters not enough to kill, could have consequences when chronically taken at that level. And I'm not even talking about the sugar load of that yet. Perhaps this lady had some sort of dependence on Coke, that's why she should've sought consult with a psychiatrist for her dependency.

Anime Daisuki wrote:Each can of coke is about 325 ml. If she drank 10 L per day, and assuming she is awake 16 hours every day (with 8 hours sleeping time)... that means she has to finish about 30 cans of coke in 16 hours, or about one can of coke every 32 minutes.

The kidneys can only process half of that acid load per day, prolly about 15-20 cans. And the acid can wear down the tooth enamel, "rotting" her teeth. Although curiously:

the Article wrote:They contend, also, that the amount of Coke Ms Harris drank ruined her children’s teeth, with at least one of her kids being born without enamel.

Aren't babies usually born without teeth? So her children should be born without enamel, or teeth for that matter. (Natal teeth are a different matter altogether.) I'd like to hear the explanation of the coroner about that. Or perhaps a more mundane explanation, could the children also picked up the habit from their mother?
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Postby Stolen Droplets » Tue Feb 12, 2013 8:21 am

Damn, I'm glad I'm giving up my love for soda then...even when i used to drink alot I never drank that much. I'm cool with living, not screwing myself over with such silliness.

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Postby Tekania » Tue Feb 12, 2013 9:32 am

Stolen Droplets wrote:Damn, I'm glad I'm giving up my love for soda then...even when i used to drink alot I never drank that much. I'm cool with living, not screwing myself over with such silliness.

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Indeed, it's scary to think she drank an equivalent of a 2 month supply of coke for me, DAILY.
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Postby Reploid Productions » Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:45 am

Cripes, it's not like the nutritional info isn't readily available, including the caffeine content. How the hell did this woman NOT get the caffeine shakes? I OD'd once on caffeine to the point I had the shakes and vague nausea; and y'know, I learned not to do that! Even spread out over the course of a day, 10L of Coke equates to something like 1000mg of caffeine. Chronic caffeine poisoning isn't Coke's fault, it's the idiot woman's fault for her completely irresponsible consumption of the product. She could have done the same with Pepsi, or Dr. Pepper, or Mountain Dew, or really, ANY caffeinated beverage. I believe soda companies are already required to label the caffeine content on the can or bottle; that should be plenty to keep the average consumer out of trouble. This woman was clearly not the average consumer, she's the sort that it's impossible to idiot-proof something against.
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Postby L Ron Cupboard » Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:56 am

Good job she stayed away from Mentos.
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Postby Zimmer Twins » Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:58 am

Blouman Empire wrote:A corner has determined that a woman died from drinking too much coke, it is reported she drank up to 10L/day (that's just over 2.5 gallons/day for you Yanks) this high amount of caffeine and sugar...

Nope sorry I drink diet.
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Postby Chinese Regions » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:00 am

As does coffee if you drunk it too much, tell us something new.
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Postby Great Nepal » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:00 am

How much bet that we are going to end up with coke bottles with warning label "excessive consumption can cause death".

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Postby Zimmer Twins » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:01 am

Chinese Regions wrote:As does coffee if you drunk it too much, tell us something new.

I know right. I came into this thread thinking it was something pertaining to coke itself but nope. Pepsi, Mountain Dew, etc. Would do the same thing if you drunk 10 EFFING LITERS!
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Postby Eggy216 » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:02 am

Lol I decided to read this because I figured it was something absurdly wrong with Coke's formula or something. Ends up the woman was just stupid.
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Postby Zimmer Twins » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:03 am

Eggy216 wrote:Lol I decided to read this because I figured it was something absurdly wrong with Coke's formula or something. Ends up the woman was just stupid.

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Postby Lyncanestria » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:07 am

Blouman Empire wrote:A corner ...

I'm pretty sure this is mean to say "coroner", not "corner".

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Postby Reploid Productions » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:10 am

Lyncanestria wrote:
Blouman Empire wrote:A corner ...

I'm pretty sure this is mean to say "coroner", not "corner".

Thank you for pointing this glaring error out. I'm absolutely positive that no one in the thread had yet realized what Blouman actually meant with his statement until you graciously brought enlightenment to the thread.
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Postby Neo Art » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:22 am

Reploid Productions wrote:
Lyncanestria wrote:I'm pretty sure this is mean to say "coroner", not "corner".

Thank you for pointing this glaring error out. I'm absolutely positive that no one in the thread had yet realized what Blouman actually meant with his statement until you graciously brought enlightenment to the thread.


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Postby Tekania » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:25 am

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Postby Reggae Magmia » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:27 am

...over 2.5 gallons a day? Really? :palm:
It's nobody's fault but her own. Most of us know that drinking too much soda, especially that large of an amount, is not good for you.
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Postby The Emerald Dawn » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:28 am

So....This reminds me of the case in the UK where a lady who worked in a factory had sudden coronary distress, and later the hospital found out that the lady didn't even know what a vegetable was, let alone that she might have wanted to snack on a few.

I wonder if this is not some interesting joke.

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Postby The Black Forrest » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:34 am

*shrugs* A pity to be sure.

I say abuse the company. Maybe it will make them return to the original recipe which is far better......
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Postby State of the Flower » Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:41 am

Honestly it's a given that drinking too much soda is going to be bad for you. Plus, her body would have given signs that something is wrong (which is usually how your body works). The fault solely lies on her, not the coke company (since she wasn't forced to drink it).

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Postby Marcurix » Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:03 pm

All I can think is how bad her teeth must have been before she died.

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Oh wait, found the link

her teeth had been removed because of decay.


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Postby Dazchan » Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:15 pm

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Blouman Empire wrote:A corner has determined that a woman died from drinking too much coke, it is reported she drank up to 10L/day (that's just over 2.5 gallons/day for you Yanks) this high amount of caffeine and sugar which were well over recommended safe limits, her consumption was so high that one of her children was born without enamel.


You mean she drunk up to 10L/day.


No, he means she drank up to 10L per day, or alternatively that she had drunk up to 10L per day. Learning basic grammar before correcting others is generally a good idea.
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Postby Alancar » Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:34 pm

I think it's obvious this woman was mentally unbalanced. I mean, as someone pointed, the average adult male should drink 3L of water per day, with women it's just a little over 2 I believe. And she drank 10L of liquid per day? She must have been going to the bathroom every hour. Clearly she was suffering from some form of addiction.

So no, not Coca-Cola's fault
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Postby Densaner » Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:04 pm

What was it again? 10 litres a day? Yeah it's clearly all Cokes fault. Shut them down this instant. :p

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Postby Neo Arcad » Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:06 pm

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greed and death wrote:We measure coke in liters, you do not need to translate to imperial.

It's sold in 2 liter bottles. Boy, the US has a weird composite of imperial and metric units.


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Postby Tmutarakhan » Tue Feb 12, 2013 1:14 pm

How many Mentos did she eat first?
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