Pope Benedict resigns / Bergoglio is Pope Francis I

[Risottia]

Νο wander why the elections did not last long. They just voted for the only black guy

Wouldn't they have been done yesterday if they were just going to vote for the only black guy?

Old Hollywood rule, black guy dies first.

Beware of the balcony.

[Imsogone]

Νο wander why the elections did not last long. They just voted for the only black guy

Wouldn't they have been done yesterday if they were just going to vote for the only black guy?

The Church is nothing if not up on showmanship. They were going for suspense.

[Divair]

Seriously? Shortest election in a long, long time and you're running out of patience?

Well, yes I guess, I don't want to sound like I'm whining, I just really want to know who the new Pope is.

Why? It has no impact on basically anything. They're all a bunch of old conservative men who will preach the same stuff they've always preached.

[Greed and Death]

There's a 95% probability that the next Pope will be an old European male.

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So that's a 5% probability it'll be a young Brazilian female?

Better than nothing, I say!

If the pope is a young Brazilian female, will the Swiss guard stop me from flirting with her ?

[Nazis in Space]

Apparently the crowds in front of the balcony have all collectively put down their umbrellas so that everyone behind them can see, despite the lashing rain. Christians sure are dicks, eh?

How rude of the slowpokes who came late to require the few fast ones to get all wet.

[DrakoBlaria]

Νο wander why the elections did not last long. They just voted for the only black guy

Wouldn't they have been done yesterday if they were just going to vote for the only black guy?

He was tough to find

[Cerod]

Hope it's Sean O'Malley

[Magnus Portucale]

I Want that one .

If you are for social equality as you say in your sig, I am sorry to say that Scola really doesn't fit your views.

I don't want another Populist like John Paul II .

[Risottia]

So that's a 5% probability it'll be a young Brazilian female?

Better than nothing, I say!

If the pope is a young Brazilian female, will the Swiss guard stop me from flirting with her ?

Ofc. It would be their own hunting grounds.

[Estrimbaal]

I hope it was Shonborn, he seems like a cool guy.

[Indie Seattle]

If you want Scola, read about him first.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angelo_Scola

[Disserbia]

Wouldn't they have been done yesterday if they were just going to vote for the only black guy?

Old Hollywood rule, black guy dies first.

Beware of the balcony.

They don't always die first, but they never make it to the end.

[Nazis in Space]

So that's a 5% probability it'll be a young Brazilian female?

Better than nothing, I say!

If the pope is a young Brazilian female, will the Swiss guard stop me from flirting with her ?

Violently so.

[Ifreann]

Apparently the crowds in front of the balcony have all collectively put down their umbrellas so that everyone behind them can see, despite the lashing rain. Christians sure are dicks, eh?

How rude of the slowpokes who came late to require the few fast ones to get all wet.

IKR?

[Risottia]

I hope it was Shonborn, he seems like a cool guy.

Omg let's hope not.

[Aalnordhavn]

Anyway, Pope name game. I'll go with Gregory XVII.

Luke I

[Indie Seattle]

Well, yes I guess, I don't want to sound like I'm whining, I just really want to know who the new Pope is.

Why? It has no impact on basically anything. They're all a bunch of old conservative men who will preach the same stuff they've always preached.

I know, but there is a slight chance we will get a more progressive person for once.

[DrakoBlaria]

Why? It has no impact on basically anything. They're all a bunch of old conservative men who will preach the same stuff they've always preached.

I know, but there is a slight chance we will get a more progressive person for once.

Why would you want a progressive man in charge of your religion?

[Risottia]

Old Hollywood rule, black guy dies first.

Beware of the balcony.

They don't always die first, but they never make it to the end.

Well except in Evolution.

[Samuraikoku]

I'm content with the fact that it won't be Lorgar of Colchis. Last thing we need is a bloody heretic.

[Greed and Death]

If the pope is a young Brazilian female, will the Swiss guard stop me from flirting with her ?

Violently so.

SO chased by guys with pikes, if she is hot it is worth it.

[Divair]

Why? It has no impact on basically anything. They're all a bunch of old conservative men who will preach the same stuff they've always preached.

I know, but there is a slight chance we will get a more progressive person for once.

A progressive pope?

lolnope

[Imsogone]

Anyway, Pope name game. I'll go with Gregory XVII.

Luke I

Use the force, Luke.

[Indie Seattle]

I know, but there is a slight chance we will get a more progressive person for once.

Why would you want a progressive man in charge of your religion?

It's not my religion, I'm secular.

[Risottia]

Anyway, Pope name game. I'll go with Gregory XVII.

Luke I

So, Nana and Gallo have had a son?