North Koreans turn to Cannibalsim

[Arumdaum]

Shit...shit...shiiiiiiiit...
What the hell, man?!!
IMHO it's unfair to target the people if you want to topple a system; that's just dirty. And the NATO wouldn't use such cruel methods. No wait...
Anyway, I think your plan for China could (worst case) mean WW3, or (best case) play out the cold war all over again.
So I really hope you're trolling.

North Korea is the one that has A FREAKING NUKE AIMED AT THE U.S.! If they target us we target them. It's only fair.

North Korea has no interest in launching a nuclear weapon at the United States. Such a thing would be suicidal.

[Divair]

North Koreans are starving? This is news. Or not.

[Petrovsegratsk]

*Leans out window*

HEY, AMERICANS, JUST BOMB THEM ALREADY!

*Shuts window and goes play Call of Duty*

[Acrainia]

Capitalist lies! In the glorious North Korean state, we produce more food the the USA and China combined and every citizen feasts on unicorn daily! Any fool who watches our brilliant state-run news network would know that!

[The Armed Republic of Dutch Coolness]

I'm just saying, wipe out the government and install a newer more functioning government that doesn't spend all of it's money on rockets that explode mid-takeoff.

And how do you suggest doing that?

Developing rockets to blow them up mid-course, ofcourse.

[Zimmer Twins]

North Korea is the one that has A FREAKING NUKE AIMED AT THE U.S.! If they target us we target them. It's only fair.

North Korea has no interest in launching a nuclear weapon at the United States. Such a thing would be suicidal.

I didn't say they had an interest I said they have a nuke aimed at us.

[Evil the Great]

Personally, I think the North Korean Regime needs to step up and start feeding it's people

Personally, I think the North Korean Regime should be dealt with, destroyed, and its leaders executed. Like, throw these assholes under a tank, you know? Also, the duty of a Government isn't to feed its people, it's far too inept for that ( remember that the State is essentially a necessary evil ), but to let them live free. Which isn't what the DPRK is doing.

For the cannibalism, that ain't news. People are forced to eat human meat to survive, especially those held captive by the regime.

[Divair]

North Korea has no interest in launching a nuclear weapon at the United States. Such a thing would be suicidal.

I didn't say they had an interest I said they have a nuke aimed at us.

No, they don't. I think people should review what they actually said. The new nuke test isn't literally aimed at a town in the USA. It's aimed ideologically at the USA, as in to tell the US government "HEY! PAY ATTENTION!"

[Ostroeuropa]

I didn't say they had an interest I said they have a nuke aimed at us.

No, they don't. I think people should review what they actually said. The new nuke test isn't literally aimed at a town in the USA. It's aimed ideologically at the USA, as in to tell the US government "HEY! PAY ATTENTION!"

Imagine if they fluked and managed to actually score a hit. Like I dunno, suddenly a hurricane picks up the nuke and carries it over to the US.
The amount of
OHSHIT
and OHFUCK
the world would do would be pretty funny.
Korea would probably flip out and surrender immediately, maybe China would pre-emptively invade them to stop the USA doing so, everyone would be saying "Don't nuke the shit out of them, it was an accident!" etc.

I imagined this as an underfed north korean in a school canteetn throwing a carton of milk at the big muscly guy at the other end of the hall and it richochetting off a bunch of crap and smacking him in the face, followed by silence from all the other countries as everyone stares in horror.
"Oh god, USA is going to kill korea "

For bonus points, USA then punches south korea so hard he enters space and north korea gets off scot free.

[New England and The Maritimes]

North Koreans are starving? This is news. Or not.

They have to eat their shoes. When they miss their "production quota" on farms their food is stolen from them, despite the state never ever ever doing a fucking thing about their shitty, broken down equipment.

[Flaxxony-Setram]

That would be stupid.

Only the second bit is stupid. The first would probably work, but is heartless.

How is it heartless? It would temporarily cause hunger, but hunger causes revolutions.

[Warshania]

This story is obviously fabricated by the evil western capitalist America and their allies who passionately hate our glorious, truly independent nation for being so great. Our grand missile program should take care of that soon.

[Flaxxony-Setram]

Well, we stop giving NK food. That will make the people more rebellious. Second, tell china the if they don't cut off funding to NK, we will light up every oil well under their influence and then have NATO impose a worldwide oil embargo on china.

Shit...shit...shiiiiiiiit...
What the hell, man?!!
IMHO it's unfair to target the people if you want to topple a system; that's just dirty. And the NATO wouldn't use such cruel methods. No wait...
Anyway, I think your plan for China could (worst case) mean WW3, or (best case) play out the cold war all over again.
So I really hope you're trolling.

China acts like they are impervious to anything.

They are actually cowards. All the USA has to do is step up

[Flaxxony-Setram]

North Korea is the one that has A FREAKING NUKE AIMED AT THE U.S.! If they target us we target them. It's only fair.

North Korea has no interest in launching a nuclear weapon at the United States. Such a thing would be suicidal.

I honestly wish they would do it. Watch it get shot down by our ABMs and then we retaliate (no nukes, but invasion like Iraq).

[Cristos Templars]

OH NO ZOMBIEEES!

Seriously! How selfish that shit is! If I was one of those little kids, I would've plastic forked that motherfucker to death before he could eat me.

[Flaxxony-Setram]

Maybe if the US would stop using its wealth for million dollar mansions and Kim Kardashian backpacks, or, you know, imperialist wars against 15th century goat herders in Afghanistan, we could start doing useful science and spend defense money on tech that would scare China.

We spend way too much on outdated bombers and contractor salaries (200,000+ dollars sometimes) to worry about that, though.

[New American Union]

China does it.

Let's change the question: how would you suggest doing that without the death of millions. I mean, seriously, without Chinese support they'd all just starve to death in a quicker tempo than they're going now.

Last time I checked, nothing gets done with words. Only violence can really get the message through.

[Central and Eastern Visayas]

Let's change the question: how would you suggest doing that without the death of millions. I mean, seriously, without Chinese support they'd all just starve to death in a quicker tempo than they're going now.

Last time I checked, nothing gets done with words. Only violence can really get the message through.

Especially if violence is the only thing the other side understands.

[New American Union]

Last time I checked, nothing gets done with words. Only violence can really get the message through.

Especially if violence is the only thing the other side understands.

My good sir, I tip my hat to you.

[Free South Califas]

DPRK economic policy is making it hard to survive? Clearly, we should bomb them.

[Dilange]

I thought they were growing marijuana, not bath salts.

[Central and Eastern Visayas]

I thought they were growing marijuana, not bath salts.

Maybe one of them is actually a Prototype (as in Mercer or Heller) in disguise.

BUT I DIGRESS.

[Dilange]

I thought they were growing marijuana, not bath salts.

Maybe one of them is actually a Prototype (as in Mercer or Heller) in disguise.

BUT I DIGRESS.

DPRK has a Blacklight project?

[Central and Eastern Visayas]

DPRK economic policy is making it hard to survive? Clearly, we should bomb them.

Stuff like this is why part of me wishes that the Ryan Doctrine from TC's Ryanverse really existed. To some extent, maybe putting a UCAV-launched Hellfire into Kim Jong-un's bedroom sounds like a good idea.

[New American Union]

DPRK economic policy is making it hard to survive? Clearly, we should bomb them.

UCAV-launched Hellfire into Kim Jong-un's bedroom

Sounds like a plan.