Michael Savage

[New Ziedrich]

I suppose that one might enjoy the comedic value of the ridiculous things Savage says.

Also, Weiner? Sounds like Wiener. I'm gonna call him Wiener Savage from now on.

[Neo Art]

Oh, I'm not a lawyer.

Ehh, just go ahead and say you are one. Wouldn't be the first time someone did that on NSG.

[Neo Art]

I suppose that one might enjoy the comedic value of the ridiculous things Savage says.

Also, Weiner? Sounds like Wiener. I'm gonna call him Wiener Savage from now on.

I find Savage Wiener to be far funnier.

[KiloMikeAlpha]

Surprisingly, Michael Savage has not sued me yet. I will keep you all informed.

If the worst should happen, I'm willing to take on your case, pro bono.

For those that don't know. Pro Bono means he is politically aligned with the lead singer from U2. All of that, and I dont even HAVE a degree.

I lean a little towards The Edge, but not too much or I'll fall off.

Touche, nice comeback. See even lawyers have a sense of humor. You learn something new every day.

Oh, I'm not a lawyer.

Crap, see, I should have known. My BS radar is in the shop for repairs. I has been going off a lot lately, so you know, it needed it's 100K liberal drivel checkup.

[Vervaria]

Oh, I'm not a lawyer.

Ehh, just go ahead and say you are one. Wouldn't be the first time someone did that on NSG.

Like saying that your handsome, a amazing dancer, have personal connections to half the Republican party, and am personally responsible for the reelection of half the Republican party in North Carolina?

[KiloMikeAlpha]

Oh, I'm not a lawyer.

Ehh, just go ahead and say you are one. Wouldn't be the first time someone did that on NSG.

Like saying that your handsome, a amazing dancer, have personal connections to half the Republican party, and am personally responsible for the reelection of half the Republican party in North Carolina?

"Online" by Brad Paisley

I work down at the pizza pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm 5'3 and overweight

I'm a Sci-Fi fanatic
Mild asthmatic
Never been to 2nd base
But there's a whole nother me
That you need to see
Go check out MySpace

'cause online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
I drive a Maserati
I'm a black belt in Karate
And I love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
So much cooler online

I get home, I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac

In real life the only time I
Ever even been to L.A.
Was when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade.

Online I live in Malibu
I posed for Calvin Kline, I've been in GQ
I'm single and I'm rich
And I got a set of six pack abs that'll blow your mind

It turns girls on that I'm mysterious
I tell 'em I don't want nothing serious
'cause even on a slow day I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

When you got my kinda stats, it's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot
And I lose a bunch of weight everytime I log in

Online I'm out in Hollywood
I'm 6'5 and I look damn good
Even on a slow day, I can have a three way
Chat with two women at one time

I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah I'm cooler online

[Neo Art]

Oh, I'm not a lawyer.

Ehh, just go ahead and say you are one. Wouldn't be the first time someone did that on NSG.

Like saying that your handsome, a amazing dancer, have personal connections to half the Republican party, and am personally responsible for the reelection of half the Republican party in North Carolina?

see, now you're just naming names

[Ifreann]

Oh, I'm not a lawyer.

Ehh, just go ahead and say you are one. Wouldn't be the first time someone did that on NSG.

I'm not a lawyer, but I am a doctor, and I can officiate at weddings(privilege of a ship's captain).

[The Black Forrest]

This thread is terrible. I can say without a shadow of a doubt a good 75+% of you have never listened to a complete savage nation show and are just going off of wikipedia/youtube to make your comments. Dr. Savage is an accomplished author, commentator, businessman, and scientist holding an earned PHD from Berkley and two masters degrees.

And I should care... why? Hateful violence-mongers can't be well educated?

Michael has never advocated violence, your comment is libelous at best. I suggest you watch your posting.

Or what? Are you going to call Michael Weiner and tell him an unknown person is saying mean things about him on a game website?

[The Black Forrest]

Guess you don't listen to his show. He has publicly stated in recent weeks that he will file charges against any and all such claims as he has done in combating the British Home Office. Hell, he already has the legal defense fund started. http://www.michaelsavage.wnd.com/?pageId=134

Interesting. So he can say whatever he wants about people but they can't say anything about him?

Hmmm what's that smell?

[NERVUN]

Guys, it's getting a bit toasty in here. Not naming names, pointing fingers, or coughing in anyone's general direction, but please remember to keep it civil.

[New Ziedrich]

Or what? Are you going to call Michael Weiner and tell him an unknown person is saying mean things about him on a game website?

I"M TELLING MICHAEL!

*runs, arms flailing*

Guys, it's getting a bit toasty in here. Not naming names, pointing fingers, or coughing in anyone's general direction, but please remember to keep it civil.

Can do! I'll keep my cheap penis jokes to myself; no sense in only going after the low hanging fruit.

HEEYO!

[Parthenon]

This thread is terrible. I can say without a shadow of a doubt a good 75+% of you have never listened to a complete savage nation show and are just going off of wikipedia/youtube to make your comments. Dr. Savage is an accomplished author, commentator, businessman, and scientist holding an earned PHD from Berkley and two masters degrees.

And I should care... why? Hateful violence-mongers can't be well educated?

Michael has never advocated violence, your comment is libelous at best. I suggest you watch your posting.

Or what? Are you going to call Michael Weiner and tell him an unknown person is saying mean things about him on a game website?

Since you asked, I did email his producers a link to this thread.

[KiloMikeAlpha]

Oh, I'm not a lawyer.

Ehh, just go ahead and say you are one. Wouldn't be the first time someone did that on NSG.

I'm not a lawyer, but I am a doctor, and I can officiate at weddings(privilege of a ship's captain).

Cool, really? Ships captain? What kind of ship?

[Ryadn]

This thread is terrible. I can say without a shadow of a doubt a good 75+% of you have never listened to a complete savage nation show and are just going off of wikipedia/youtube to make your comments. Dr. Savage is an accomplished author, commentator, businessman, and scientist holding an earned PHD from Berkley and two masters degrees.

And I should care... why? Hateful violence-mongers can't be well educated?

Michael has never advocated violence, your comment is libelous at best. I suggest you watch your posting.

Or what? Are you going to call Michael Weiner and tell him an unknown person is saying mean things about him on a game website?

I'd just like to see what he'd do about it! I'm a decorated UCLA-educated lawyer with an honorary degree from the Sorbonne and a doctorate in arguology, I'll have you know!

...yeah, I don't get why people make stuff up on the internet, either. I like to think I'm just not sad enough to pretend I'm cool, but it's probably just laziness.

[Ryadn]

Guys, it's getting a bit toasty in here. Not naming names, pointing fingers, or coughing in anyone's general direction, but please remember to keep it civil.

...all right, that's it. Three new mods in four days of absence? I quit. I can possibly win with notorious game-haters like NERVUN and Czardas and LG stacked against me.

[Vervaria]

This thread is terrible. I can say without a shadow of a doubt a good 75+% of you have never listened to a complete savage nation show and are just going off of wikipedia/youtube to make your comments. Dr. Savage is an accomplished author, commentator, businessman, and scientist holding an earned PHD from Berkley and two masters degrees.

And I should care... why? Hateful violence-mongers can't be well educated?

Michael has never advocated violence, your comment is libelous at best. I suggest you watch your posting.

Or what? Are you going to call Michael Weiner and tell him an unknown person is saying mean things about him on a game website?

Since you asked, I did email his producers a link to this thread.

[Ryadn]

This thread is terrible. I can say without a shadow of a doubt a good 75+% of you have never listened to a complete savage nation show and are just going off of wikipedia/youtube to make your comments. Dr. Savage is an accomplished author, commentator, businessman, and scientist holding an earned PHD from Berkley and two masters degrees.

And I should care... why? Hateful violence-mongers can't be well educated?

Michael has never advocated violence, your comment is libelous at best. I suggest you watch your posting.

Or what? Are you going to call Michael Weiner and tell him an unknown person is saying mean things about him on a game website?

Since you asked, I did email his producers a link to this thread.

Yeah, well, I told my dad on you, and he's totally going to go to your house and beat your dad up.

No, wait, I didn't do that, 'cause I'm an adult. My mistake.

[Kashindahar]

This thread is terrible. I can say without a shadow of a doubt a good 75+% of you have never listened to a complete savage nation show and are just going off of wikipedia/youtube to make your comments. Dr. Savage is an accomplished author, commentator, businessman, and scientist holding an earned PHD from Berkley and two masters degrees.

And I should care... why? Hateful violence-mongers can't be well educated?

Michael has never advocated violence, your comment is libelous at best. I suggest you watch your posting.

Or what? Are you going to call Michael Weiner and tell him an unknown person is saying mean things about him on a game website?

Since you asked, I did email his producers a link to this thread.

[Vervaria]

This thread is terrible. I can say without a shadow of a doubt a good 75+% of you have never listened to a complete savage nation show and are just going off of wikipedia/youtube to make your comments. Dr. Savage is an accomplished author, commentator, businessman, and scientist holding an earned PHD from Berkley and two masters degrees.

And I should care... why? Hateful violence-mongers can't be well educated?

Michael has never advocated violence, your comment is libelous at best. I suggest you watch your posting.

Or what? Are you going to call Michael Weiner and tell him an unknown person is saying mean things about him on a game website?

Since you asked, I did email his producers a link to this thread.

Yeah, well, I told my dad on you, and he's totally going to go to your house and beat your dad up.

No, wait, I didn't do that, 'cause I'm an adult. My mistake.

But my dad's bigger than your dad!

[NERVUN]

Guys, it's getting a bit toasty in here. Not naming names, pointing fingers, or coughing in anyone's general direction, but please remember to keep it civil.

Can do! I'll keep my cheap penis jokes to myself; no sense in only going after the low hanging fruit.

HEEYO!

Note to self: Never, never, never give something that easy to a lawyer. You WILL regret it.

[Ryadn]

This thread is terrible. I can say without a shadow of a doubt a good 75+% of you have never listened to a complete savage nation show and are just going off of wikipedia/youtube to make your comments. Dr. Savage is an accomplished author, commentator, businessman, and scientist holding an earned PHD from Berkley and two masters degrees.

And I should care... why? Hateful violence-mongers can't be well educated?

Michael has never advocated violence, your comment is libelous at best. I suggest you watch your posting.

Or what? Are you going to call Michael Weiner and tell him an unknown person is saying mean things about him on a game website?

Since you asked, I did email his producers a link to this thread.

Yeah, well, I told my dad on you, and he's totally going to go to your house and beat your dad up.

No, wait, I didn't do that, 'cause I'm an adult. My mistake.

But my dad's bigger than your dad!

Nuh-uh. My dad is seven feet tall and works for the government (but I can't tell you guyz anything cause it's spr sekrit) and he knows kung fu! He could totally kick your dad's ass.

[Kashindahar]

This thread is terrible. I can say without a shadow of a doubt a good 75+% of you have never listened to a complete savage nation show and are just going off of wikipedia/youtube to make your comments. Dr. Savage is an accomplished author, commentator, businessman, and scientist holding an earned PHD from Berkley and two masters degrees.

And I should care... why? Hateful violence-mongers can't be well educated?

Michael has never advocated violence, your comment is libelous at best. I suggest you watch your posting.

Or what? Are you going to call Michael Weiner and tell him an unknown person is saying mean things about him on a game website?

Since you asked, I did email his producers a link to this thread.

Yeah, well, I told my dad on you, and he's totally going to go to your house and beat your dad up.

No, wait, I didn't do that, 'cause I'm an adult. My mistake.

But my dad's bigger than your dad!

Nuh-uh. My dad is seven feet tall and works for the government (but I can't tell you guyz anything cause it's spr sekrit) and he knows kung fu! He could totally kick your dad's ass.

My dad can beat up all your dads.

[Vervaria]

This thread is terrible. I can say without a shadow of a doubt a good 75+% of you have never listened to a complete savage nation show and are just going off of wikipedia/youtube to make your comments. Dr. Savage is an accomplished author, commentator, businessman, and scientist holding an earned PHD from Berkley and two masters degrees.

And I should care... why? Hateful violence-mongers can't be well educated?

Michael has never advocated violence, your comment is libelous at best. I suggest you watch your posting.

Or what? Are you going to call Michael Weiner and tell him an unknown person is saying mean things about him on a game website?

Since you asked, I did email his producers a link to this thread.

Yeah, well, I told my dad on you, and he's totally going to go to your house and beat your dad up.

No, wait, I didn't do that, 'cause I'm an adult. My mistake.

But my dad's bigger than your dad!

Nuh-uh. My dad is seven feet tall and works for the government (but I can't tell you guyz anything cause it's spr sekrit) and he knows kung fu! He could totally kick your dad's ass.

Nah-uh! My dad's 7 foot one, works for the government, knows kung fu, AND has a really big knife. Like, really, REALLY big.

[Neo Art]

Or what? Are you going to call Michael Weiner and tell him an unknown person is saying mean things about him on a game website?

Since you asked, I did email his producers a link to this thread.

OH NOES! Savage Weiner is going to come for me! Who shall I turn to? Other than, you know, my two dozen or so friends who are Harvard educated lawyers.