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Postby Wisconsin9 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:00 pm

Idaho Conservatives wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:"I have a simple, comprehensive two point plan to solve the problems of the gay marriage and abortion debates, pollution, global warming, overpopulation, and terrorism. First, we build a Death Star. Then, we fire it at the Earth. I am confident that this will solve all the world's problem!"


You're not exactly wrong...

That's the joke.
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Postby The House of Isaac » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:00 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Wisconsin9 2016.

"I have a simple, comprehensive two point plan to solve the problems of the gay marriage and abortion debates, pollution, global warming, overpopulation, and terrorism. First, we build a Death Star. Then, we fire it at the Earth. I am confident that this will solve all the world's problem!"

Firing a Death Star at Earth is counterproductive unless the Earth became a useless wastebucket and we found another nearby planet that could easily support the entire human populace.

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Postby The Corparation » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:01 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Wisconsin9 2016.

"I have a simple, comprehensive two point plan to solve the problems of the gay marriage and abortion debates, pollution, global warming, overpopulation, and terrorism. First, we build a Death Star. Then, we fire it at the Earth. I am confident that this will solve all the world's problem!"

Excuse me Mr Wisconsin9, how do you expect the other nations to react to your daring and ambituos space exploration/weaponization plans? Are the rumors true, are we in fact in danger of a Death Star gap with the Russkie's?
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:02 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:"I have a simple, comprehensive two point plan to solve the problems of the gay marriage and abortion debates, pollution, global warming, overpopulation, and terrorism. First, we build a Death Star. Then, we fire it at the Earth. I am confident that this will solve all the world's problem!"

Excuse me Mr Wisconsin9, how do you expect the other nations to react to your daring and ambituos space exploration/weaponization plans? Are the rumors true, are we in fact in danger of a Death Star gap with the Russkie's?

My new go-to solution for every problem is "more Death Stars", up to and including abortion, gay marriage, gun control, and Chris Christie's weight.
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Postby San-Silvacian » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:02 pm

The House of Isaac wrote:
San-Silvacian wrote:
A bunch of internet people got together and voted for something =/= 'MERICA IS DEGRADING GUISE

Kids had fun in 2013. Oh shit. America is going down.

....aaaaaaand how far did the propostion go? Far, but not far enough. I see this as an abuse of political power. People should only think to propose something meaningful. This is not.


I have a feeling the White House did this as a gesture of humor. With everything so damn tense and on edge, they might have done it to make people (Unlike you, obviously) laugh a little and think there is hope for this world.

You remind me of the teacher from Pink Floyd's 'The Wall'

Though you most likely hate it.
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:02 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:"I have a simple, comprehensive two point plan to solve the problems of the gay marriage and abortion debates, pollution, global warming, overpopulation, and terrorism. First, we build a Death Star. Then, we fire it at the Earth. I am confident that this will solve all the world's problem!"

Excuse me Mr Wisconsin9, how do you expect the other nations to react to your daring and ambituos space exploration/weaponization plans? Are the rumors true, are we in fact in danger of a Death Star gap with the Russkie's?

"The Russians may have built, and launched, a Death Star one-fourth the size of the moon. But I believe that we can put a Death Star the size of Mars into orbit by the end of the decade."
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Postby The Corparation » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:02 pm

The House of Isaac wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:"I have a simple, comprehensive two point plan to solve the problems of the gay marriage and abortion debates, pollution, global warming, overpopulation, and terrorism. First, we build a Death Star. Then, we fire it at the Earth. I am confident that this will solve all the world's problem!"

Firing a Death Star at Earth is counterproductive unless the Earth became a useless wastebucket and we found another nearby planet that could easily support the entire human populace.

The Death Star is a giant self supporting spaceship with a population of 265,675 crewmembers. Tihs is more then enough to preserve the American race.
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Postby The House of Isaac » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:03 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
Idaho Conservatives wrote:
You're not exactly wrong...

That's the joke.

If you are from America, I see why your reasoning is flawed. If you're from Europe, I can see why your humor is so black. If you are from anywhere else, you are obviously a not very nice person.

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Postby Wisconsin9 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:04 pm

The House of Isaac wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:That's the joke.

If you are from America, I see why your reasoning is flawed. If you're from Europe, I can see why your humor is so black. If you are from anywhere else, you are obviously a not very nice person.

Look at my sig. Open the "About Me" tab. Read the quote.
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Postby The House of Isaac » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:04 pm

San-Silvacian wrote:
The House of Isaac wrote:....aaaaaaand how far did the propostion go? Far, but not far enough. I see this as an abuse of political power. People should only think to propose something meaningful. This is not.


I have a feeling the White House did this as a gesture of humor. With everything so damn tense and on edge, they might have done it to make people (Unlike you, obviously) laugh a little and think there is hope for this world.

You remind me of the teacher from Pink Floyd's 'The Wall'

Though you most likely hate it.

I like Pink Floyd, but Skrillex is better...irrelevant to the topic.

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Postby The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:05 pm

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MALEK?!

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Postby The Corparation » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:05 pm

The House of Isaac wrote:
San-Silvacian wrote:
A bunch of internet people got together and voted for something =/= 'MERICA IS DEGRADING GUISE

Kids had fun in 2013. Oh shit. America is going down.

....aaaaaaand how far did the propostion go? Far, but not far enough. I see this as an abuse of political power. People should only think to propose something meaningful. This is not.

You put up a way to petition on the internet and expect for meaningful suggestions and results? What internet do you live in? Not to mention the fact that these petitions do jackshit except make the Whitehouse write up a brief response to the popular ones.
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Postby The House of Isaac » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:05 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
The House of Isaac wrote:If you are from America, I see why your reasoning is flawed. If you're from Europe, I can see why your humor is so black. If you are from anywhere else, you are obviously a not very nice person.

Look at my sig. Open the "About Me" tab. Read the quote.

:palm: I can now look at my idiocy and laugh, for pretty much the first time.

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Postby Azrael » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:06 pm

Burn the government down to the ground, then.
If nothing exists, where did this anger come from?

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Postby Strykla » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:06 pm

The House of Isaac wrote:
San-Silvacian wrote:
I have a feeling the White House did this as a gesture of humor. With everything so damn tense and on edge, they might have done it to make people (Unlike you, obviously) laugh a little and think there is hope for this world.

You remind me of the teacher from Pink Floyd's 'The Wall'

Though you most likely hate it.

I like Pink Floyd, but Skrillex is better...irrelevant to the topic.

Image

In relevance, I think the Death Star would have protected us against Mecha bin Laden.
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Postby San-Silvacian » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:07 pm

Strykla wrote:
The House of Isaac wrote:I like Pink Floyd, but Skrillex is better...irrelevant to the topic.

Image

In relevance, I think the Death Star would have protected us against Mecha bin Laden.


Not Mecha Bin Laden, but those pesky liberal rebels and their fancy X-wings.
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Postby The House of Isaac » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:07 pm

The Corparation wrote:
The House of Isaac wrote:....aaaaaaand how far did the propostion go? Far, but not far enough. I see this as an abuse of political power. People should only think to propose something meaningful. This is not.

You put up a way to petition on the internet and expect for meaningful suggestions and results? What internet do you live in? Not to mention the fact that these petitions do jackshit except make the Whitehouse write up a brief response to the popular ones.

I don't live in the Internet. I have never thought it was possible to do so, though if it is, please inform me on how so. Save me from my ignorance! I crave knowledge!

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Postby The Grand World Order » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:09 pm

Euronion wrote:
Satafia wrote:Perhaps the Chinese could..? :p


HELL NO!, the last thing we need is for a malfunction to occur and the Death Star to accidentally blow us up because all the parts were made in China.


Death Star recalled for lead paint, aye?
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Postby The House of Isaac » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:09 pm

San-Silvacian wrote:
Strykla wrote:Image

In relevance, I think the Death Star would have protected us against Mecha bin Laden.


Not Mecha Bin Laden, but those pesky liberal rebels and their fancy X-wings.

I thought I-beams made the strongest support structures. Metal like that should be used for fancy bridges.

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Postby The House of Isaac » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:10 pm

San-Silvacian wrote:
Strykla wrote:Image

In relevance, I think the Death Star would have protected us against Mecha bin Laden.


Not Mecha Bin Laden, but those pesky liberal rebels and their fancy X-wings.

I thought I-beams made the strongest support structures. Metal like that should be used for fancy bridges.

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Postby Ammar » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:10 pm

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Postby Giovenith » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:10 pm

The House of Isaac wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:That's the joke.

If you are from America, I see why your reasoning is flawed. If you're from Europe, I can see why your humor is so black. If you are from anywhere else, you are obviously a not very nice person.


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Postby The House of Isaac » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:10 pm

The Grand World Order wrote:
Euronion wrote:
HELL NO!, the last thing we need is for a malfunction to occur and the Death Star to accidentally blow us up because all the parts were made in China.


Death Star recalled for lead paint, aye?

Just use plaster on all the interior walls. No paint necessary. The problem has been solved.

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Postby Azrael » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:11 pm

The Grand World Order wrote:
Euronion wrote:
HELL NO!, the last thing we need is for a malfunction to occur and the Death Star to accidentally blow us up because all the parts were made in China.


Death Star recalled for lead paint, aye?

Forget the fact that there are occasional prison riots, people falling down shafts and shit, getting crushed by garbage disposals during routine maintenance, etc.
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Postby The Corparation » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:12 pm

The House of Isaac wrote:
The Grand World Order wrote:
Death Star recalled for lead paint, aye?

Just use plaster on all the interior walls. No paint necessary. The problem has been solved.

The Death Star is a spaceship and shouldn't have any paint on the inside other then directional and warning markings. Bare metal finish is the way to go.
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