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PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:23 pm
by Constaniana
The House of Isaac wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:The Death Star is a doomsday weapon built to obliterate entire planets. It is not meant to be beautiful; it is meant to be terrifying. It is not meant to be bare; it is meant to be drenched in the blood of uncountable billions. It is not meant to be clean; it is meant to be dirtied by the destruction of star systems.

Killing a person with something beautiful gives them happiness in their last moments.

"Sir, I had some new ideas for the Death Star project…"
"Oh, and what would those ideas be?"
" Ok, what if....we made the superlaser....shoot rainbows."

Later....

"Damn it to Kansas, the Empire's gonna kill us all!"
"Look on the bright side guys!"
"WHAT BRIGHT SIDE IS THERE 'YE WHORE TIT?!?!?"
"They're shooting rainbows at us."

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:26 pm
by Prussia-Steinbach
Gauthier wrote:How much would you like to bet the first Republican gets elected President will try to build a Death Star to spite Obama?

I. Would. Love. That.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:27 pm
by Prussia-Steinbach
Honestly, this petition is amusing, but shows exactly why cyber-democracy (and, to an extent, democracy), does not work.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:29 pm
by The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Honestly, this petition is amusing, but shows exactly why cyber-democracy (and, to an extent, democracy), does not work.

It also shows why it's awesome.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:30 pm
by Ammar
Republicans! Now's your chance to get Star Wars fanboys and fangirls on your boat. Your next canidate has to make one of his goals to build the Death Star(I'll settle for Space Colony ARK) and I will vote for that person on the spot.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:35 pm
by The Corparation
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Honestly, this petition is amusing, but shows exactly why cyber-democracy (and, to an extent, democracy), does not work. is amazing

fixed.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:36 pm
by Insane Kidney Mentality
Do you know who has enough money to construct the Death Star? The Swiss.
Do you know who has enough technology to construct a particle laser cannon? The Swiss.
Do you know who will be the first to construct a massive particle laser cannon firing Death Star? The Swiss.

Good job, America. Now the Swiss shall rule the galaxy.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:40 pm
by United Islands of the Pacific
666345345 wrote:The United States officially responded to an online petition asking that government to build a death star. (yes the one from Star Wars)
While refusing on the grounds of the cost of the project (allegedly $850 quadrillion), the United States government stated that the United States of America is adamantly opposed to blowing up planets that have people on them.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/20 ... ?hpt=hp_t3


I heard that no one alive today would see a Death Star, if it was ever built. It would take thousands of years to get the steel needed, and we don't have the technology to build it. The ISS was built over time, and is in a certain shape.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:40 pm
by Slarvainian
Dont they know they could of applied the

"The regional governors now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station."

line to the rest of the world?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:41 pm
by Ammar
Insane Kidney Mentality wrote:Do you know who has enough money to construct the Death Star? The Swiss.
Do you know who has enough technology to construct a particle laser cannon? The Swiss.
Do you know who will be the first to construct a massive particle laser cannon firing Death Star? The Swiss.

Good job, America. Now the Swiss shall rule the galaxy.

I thought China would have the money for that.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:43 pm
by Wisconsin9
United Islands of the Pacific wrote:
666345345 wrote:The United States officially responded to an online petition asking that government to build a death star. (yes the one from Star Wars)
While refusing on the grounds of the cost of the project (allegedly $850 quadrillion), the United States government stated that the United States of America is adamantly opposed to blowing up planets that have people on them.

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/20 ... ?hpt=hp_t3


I heard that no one alive today would see a Death Star, if it was ever built. It would take thousands of years to get the steel needed, and we don't have the technology to build it. The ISS was built over time, and is in a certain shape.

Bah. We'll just use replicators for the steel.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:44 pm
by AiliailiA
"The administration does not support blowing up planets" is all they needed to say.

The full response doesn't get quoted in media sources, because it's a bit too long. Just a few too many examples of sciency stuff, and definitely too many Star Wars references.

Official White House Response to Secure resources and funding, and begin construction of a Death Star by 2016.

This Isn't the Petition Response You're Looking For

By Paul Shawcross

The Administration shares your desire for job creation and a strong national defense, but a Death Star isn't on the horizon. Here are a few reasons:

  • The construction of the Death Star has been estimated to cost more than $850,000,000,000,000,000. We're working hard to reduce the deficit, not expand it.
  • The Administration does not support blowing up planets.
  • Why would we spend countless taxpayer dollars on a Death Star with a fundamental flaw that can be exploited by a one-man starship?

However, look carefully (here's how) and you'll notice something already floating in the sky -- that's no Moon, it's a Space Station! Yes, we already have a giant, football field-sized International Space Station in orbit around the Earth that's helping us learn how humans can live and thrive in space for long durations. The Space Station has six astronauts -- American, Russian, and Canadian -- living in it right now, conducting research, learning how to live and work in space over long periods of time, routinely welcoming visiting spacecraft and repairing onboard garbage mashers, etc. We've also got two robot science labs -- one wielding a laser -- roving around Mars, looking at whether life ever existed on the Red Planet.

Keep in mind, space is no longer just government-only. Private American companies, through NASA's Commercial Crew and Cargo Program Office (C3PO), are ferrying cargo -- and soon, crew -- to space for NASA, and are pursuing human missions to the Moon this decade.

Even though the United States doesn't have anything that can do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs, we've got two spacecraft leaving the Solar System and we're building a probe that will fly to the exterior layers of the Sun. We are discovering hundreds of new planets in other star systems and building a much more powerful successor to the Hubble Space Telescope that will see back to the early days of the universe.

We don't have a Death Star, but we do have floating robot assistants on the Space Station, a President who knows his way around a light saber and advanced (marshmallow) cannon, and the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, which is supporting research on building Luke's arm, floating droids, and quadruped walkers.

We are living in the future! Enjoy it. Or better yet, help build it by pursuing a career in a science, technology, engineering or math-related field. The President has held the first-ever White House science fairs and Astronomy Night on the South Lawn because he knows these domains are critical to our country's future, and to ensuring the United States continues leading the world in doing big things.

If you do pursue a career in a science, technology, engineering or math-related field, the Force will be with us! Remember, the Death Star's power to destroy a planet, or even a whole star system, is insignificant next to the power of the Force.

Paul Shawcross is Chief of the Science and Space Branch at the White House Office of Management and Budget

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:47 pm
by Bojikami
Guys.
Republican=Republic
Republic=Death star

Guys, the republicans are secretly working on it...

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:48 pm
by Condunum
The House of Isaac wrote:
San-Silvacian wrote:
I have a feeling the White House did this as a gesture of humor. With everything so damn tense and on edge, they might have done it to make people (Unlike you, obviously) laugh a little and think there is hope for this world.

You remind me of the teacher from Pink Floyd's 'The Wall'

Though you most likely hate it.

I like Pink Floyd, but Skrillex is better...irrelevant to the topic.

You listen to SKRILLEX and yet you have no sense of humor? I didn't think there was anyone on the scene without a sense if humor

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:49 pm
by AiliailiA
Wisconsin9 wrote:
United Islands of the Pacific wrote:
I heard that no one alive today would see a Death Star, if it was ever built. It would take thousands of years to get the steel needed, and we don't have the technology to build it. The ISS was built over time, and is in a certain shape.

Bah. We'll just use replicators for the steel.


Not enough replicators? We'll make a replicator replicator!

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:50 pm
by Insane Kidney Mentality
Ammar wrote:
Insane Kidney Mentality wrote:Do you know who has enough money to construct the Death Star? The Swiss.
Do you know who has enough technology to construct a particle laser cannon? The Swiss.
Do you know who will be the first to construct a massive particle laser cannon firing Death Star? The Swiss.

Good job, America. Now the Swiss shall rule the galaxy.

I thought China would have the money for that.


They might have the money, but how often do you hear about particles and atoms being smashed together underneath Beijing?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:50 pm
by Condunum
Bojikami wrote:Guys.
Republican=Republic
Republic=Death star

Guys, the republicans are secretly working on it...

Errrr, you're missing a few steps.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:51 pm
by Bojikami
Condunum wrote:
Bojikami wrote:Guys.
Republican=Republic
Republic=Death star

Guys, the republicans are secretly working on it...

Errrr, you're missing a few steps.

Yea, I know.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:51 pm
by The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace
Bojikami wrote:Guys.
Republican=Republic
Republic=Death star

Guys, the republicans are secretly working on it...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_re ... _by_period

Point being that we lost that race to India.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:51 pm
by Fedeledland
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Excuse me Mr Wisconsin9, how do you expect the other nations to react to your daring and ambituos space exploration/weaponization plans? Are the rumors true, are we in fact in danger of a Death Star gap with the Russkie's?

My new go-to solution for every problem is "more Death Stars", up to and including abortion, gay marriage, gun control, and Chris Christie's weight.

Wisconsin9/Nationstatelandsville 2016

You'd get my vote if I was American anyways.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:51 pm
by Azrael
Bojikami wrote:
Condunum wrote:Errrr, you're missing a few steps.

Yea, I know.

So, the Republicans will form an evil galactic empire?

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:51 pm
by Insane Kidney Mentality
Bojikami wrote:Guys.
Republican=Republic
Republic=Death star

Guys, the republicans are secretly working on it...


Shit. He knows.

Better kick this into full gear, guys! Those Democrats can have the House, the Senate, hell, they can even have the entire country. However, the GOP shall have the universe within our hands! Muahahaha!

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:52 pm
by Azrael
Fedeledland wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:My new go-to solution for every problem is "more Death Stars", up to and including abortion, gay marriage, gun control, and Chris Christie's weight.

Wisconsin9/Nationstatelandsville 2016

You'd get my vote if I was American anyways.

They'd get mine, but I'd still kick their asses in TF2 (take that, Nat and Wis).

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:52 pm
by Benburger
Are You people copying futurama? please do not wait til the year 3002!!!!!!!

PostPosted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:52 pm
by The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace
Azrael wrote:
Bojikami wrote:Yea, I know.

So, the Republicans will form an evil galactic empire?

The point is that you have no proof they won't.