The House of Isaac wrote:Wisconsin9 wrote:The Death Star is a doomsday weapon built to obliterate entire planets. It is not meant to be beautiful; it is meant to be terrifying. It is not meant to be bare; it is meant to be drenched in the blood of uncountable billions. It is not meant to be clean; it is meant to be dirtied by the destruction of star systems.
Killing a person with something beautiful gives them happiness in their last moments.
"Sir, I had some new ideas for the Death Star project…"
"Oh, and what would those ideas be?"
" Ok, what if....we made the superlaser....shoot rainbows."
Later....
"Damn it to Kansas, the Empire's gonna kill us all!"
"Look on the bright side guys!"
"WHAT BRIGHT SIDE IS THERE 'YE WHORE TIT?!?!?"
"They're shooting rainbows at us."