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Postby The House of Isaac » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:12 pm

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The House of Isaac wrote:If you are from America, I see why your reasoning is flawed. If you're from Europe, I can see why your humor is so black. If you are from anywhere else, you are obviously a not very nice person.


Wait-a stereotype.

Don't all Americans have them?

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Postby Constaniana » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:12 pm

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Alright Captain Buzzkill.

It was a serious joke, most likely something that went allot farther than expected. Get over it and chill. Go complain about something more meaningful.

Also Commie Obama doesn't want this because all the defense money is going to obama kkkare.

down with liberal commie slime balls.

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Postby Towson » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:12 pm

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Postby Wikkiwallana » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:13 pm

The House of Isaac wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:"I have a simple, comprehensive two point plan to solve the problems of the gay marriage and abortion debates, pollution, global warming, overpopulation, and terrorism. First, we build a Death Star. Then, we fire it at the Earth. I am confident that this will solve all the world's problem!"

Firing a Death Star at Earth is counterproductive unless the Earth became a useless wastebucket and we found another nearby planet that could easily support the entire human populace.

Must you take everything so literally? It can't be healthy.
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Postby 4years » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:13 pm

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No, I reject your weak candidates: Revan, Malek 2016.


MALEK?!

Are you out of your bloody mind? Screw Malek. I want Revan, Bastila 2016.


pfft... Malek gets bonus points for betraying his master and gaining control of the star forge. Plus he forced Bastila to do his will, showing his superiority. Not to mention all the cities he annihilated; now there is someone who would put a death star to use...
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Postby The House of Isaac » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:14 pm

The Corparation wrote:
The House of Isaac wrote:Just use plaster on all the interior walls. No paint necessary. The problem has been solved.

The Death Star is a spaceship and shouldn't have any paint on the inside other then directional and warning markings. Bare metal finish is the way to go.

That is displeasing to the eye. Plaster reminds people of a blank canvas: clean, bare and beautiful.

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Postby The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:14 pm

Ammar wrote:Let's start with Space Colony ARK first, ok?

Why would we start with a doomsday weapon sprouted from a space dinosaur's ass?

Even the DS is more dignified than that, and it looks like a gigantic tit.
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Postby San-Silvacian » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:14 pm

The Corparation wrote:
The House of Isaac wrote:Just use plaster on all the interior walls. No paint necessary. The problem has been solved.

The Death Star is a spaceship and shouldn't have any paint on the inside other then directional and warning markings. Bare metal finish is the way to go.


Death Star needs to be pimped a spoiler, spinners, and such for max pimpage and to tell Aliens that they are dealing with a baller planet.
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Postby The Corparation » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:15 pm

The House of Isaac wrote:
The Corparation wrote:The Death Star is a spaceship and shouldn't have any paint on the inside other then directional and warning markings. Bare metal finish is the way to go.

That is displeasing to the eye. Plaster reminds people of a blank canvas: clean, bare and beautiful.

The Death Star isn't meant to pleasing to the eye, its meant to be a pinnacle of utilitarian technology.
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Postby The House of Isaac » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:15 pm

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The House of Isaac wrote:Firing a Death Star at Earth is counterproductive unless the Earth became a useless wastebucket and we found another nearby planet that could easily support the entire human populace.

Must you take everything so literally? It can't be healthy.

It keeps my peers in line and they have to watch their mouth when they are around me. I'll report them to my superiors otherwise.

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Postby Azrael » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:15 pm

The House of Isaac wrote:
The Corparation wrote:The Death Star is a spaceship and shouldn't have any paint on the inside other then directional and warning markings. Bare metal finish is the way to go.

That is displeasing to the eye.

That's the point.

The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace wrote:
Ammar wrote:Let's start with Space Colony ARK first, ok?

Why would we start with a doomsday weapon sprouted from a space dinosaur's ass?

Even the DS is more dignified than that, and it looks like a gigantic tit.

With a strange inverted nipple.
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Postby Constaniana » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:15 pm

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The Corparation wrote:You put up a way to petition on the internet and expect for meaningful suggestions and results? What internet do you live in? Not to mention the fact that these petitions do jackshit except make the Whitehouse write up a brief response to the popular ones.

I don't live in the Internet. I have never thought it was possible to do so, though if it is, please inform me on how so. Save me from my ignorance! I crave knowledge!

Well, have you seen Tron? It works a lot like that, but instead of fighting blokes on light-cycles it's cats and trolls.
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:16 pm

The House of Isaac wrote:
The Corparation wrote:The Death Star is a spaceship and shouldn't have any paint on the inside other then directional and warning markings. Bare metal finish is the way to go.

That is displeasing to the eye. Plaster reminds people of a blank canvas: clean, bare and beautiful.

The Death Star is a doomsday weapon built to obliterate entire planets. It is not meant to be beautiful; it is meant to be terrifying. It is not meant to be bare; it is meant to be drenched in the blood of uncountable billions. It is not meant to be clean; it is meant to be dirtied by the destruction of star systems.
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Postby The House of Isaac » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:16 pm

The Corparation wrote:
The House of Isaac wrote:That is displeasing to the eye. Plaster reminds people of a blank canvas: clean, bare and beautiful.

The Death Star isn't meant to pleasing to the eye, its meant to be a pinnacle of utilitarian technology.

I function better if everyting is pretty and distracting. Plus, it builds up my focus.

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Postby San-Silvacian » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:17 pm

The House of Isaac wrote:
The Corparation wrote:The Death Star isn't meant to pleasing to the eye, its meant to be a pinnacle of utilitarian technology.

I function better if everyting is pretty and distracting. Plus, it builds up my focus.


Never get a job then.
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Postby The House of Isaac » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:17 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
The House of Isaac wrote:That is displeasing to the eye. Plaster reminds people of a blank canvas: clean, bare and beautiful.

The Death Star is a doomsday weapon built to obliterate entire planets. It is not meant to be beautiful; it is meant to be terrifying. It is not meant to be bare; it is meant to be drenched in the blood of uncountable billions. It is not meant to be clean; it is meant to be dirtied by the destruction of star systems.

Killing a person with something beautiful gives them happiness in their last moments.

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Postby Wikkiwallana » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:18 pm

The House of Isaac wrote:
Wikkiwallana wrote:Must you take everything so literally? It can't be healthy.

It keeps my peers in line and they have to watch their mouth when they are around me. I'll report them to my superiors otherwise.

And now I'm not sure if you're in character or someone I should just go around the far side of buildings to avoid.
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Postby The Land Fomerly Known as Ligerplace » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:18 pm

San-Silvacian wrote:
The House of Isaac wrote:I function better if everyting is pretty and distracting. Plus, it builds up my focus.


Never get a job then.

Become stripper

Succeed at life
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Postby Azrael » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:19 pm

The House of Isaac wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:The Death Star is a doomsday weapon built to obliterate entire planets. It is not meant to be beautiful; it is meant to be terrifying. It is not meant to be bare; it is meant to be drenched in the blood of uncountable billions. It is not meant to be clean; it is meant to be dirtied by the destruction of star systems.

Killing a person with something beautiful gives them happiness in their last moments.

But we don't want to give them happiness, now, do we?
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:19 pm

The House of Isaac wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:The Death Star is a doomsday weapon built to obliterate entire planets. It is not meant to be beautiful; it is meant to be terrifying. It is not meant to be bare; it is meant to be drenched in the blood of uncountable billions. It is not meant to be clean; it is meant to be dirtied by the destruction of star systems.

Killing a person with something beautiful gives them happiness in their last moments.

The people it kills are not supposed to be happy when they die. They are supposed to be terrified. That way, when it shows up in the next star system, ready to obliterate the next civilization, the people there will actually do what the people at the last one were supposed to do, i.e. surrender instantly so that the conquerors don't have to lose lives or slaves capturing it for the resources and slaves.
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Postby The House of Isaac » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:19 pm

Wikkiwallana wrote:
The House of Isaac wrote:It keeps my peers in line and they have to watch their mouth when they are around me. I'll report them to my superiors otherwise.

And now I'm not sure if you're in character or someone I should just go around the far side of buildings to avoid.

Both, actually. I am only slightly less extreme in my current manner in the real world.

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Postby The Corparation » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:21 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:
The House of Isaac wrote:Killing a person with something beautiful gives them happiness in their last moments.

The people it kills are not supposed to be happy when they die. They are supposed to be terrified. That way, when it shows up in the next star system, ready to obliterate the next civilization, the people there will actually do what the people at the last one were supposed to do, i.e. surrender instantly so that the conquerors don't have to lose lives or slaves capturing it for the resources and slaves.

I think Grand Moff Tarkin put it best, "Fear will keep the populations in line, fear of this battle station"
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Postby Wisconsin9 » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:21 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:The people it kills are not supposed to be happy when they die. They are supposed to be terrified. That way, when it shows up in the next star system, ready to obliterate the next civilization, the people there will actually do what the people at the last one were supposed to do, i.e. surrender instantly so that the conquerors don't have to lose lives or slaves capturing it for the resources and slaves.

I think Grand Moff Tarkin put it best, "Fear will keep the populations in line, fear of this battle station"

This. Exactly this.
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Postby Dorlania » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:22 pm

america is offically a failure in life

feel ashamed of yourself america

feel ashamed
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Postby 4years » Sat Jan 12, 2013 8:23 pm

The House of Isaac wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:The Death Star is a doomsday weapon built to obliterate entire planets. It is not meant to be beautiful; it is meant to be terrifying. It is not meant to be bare; it is meant to be drenched in the blood of uncountable billions. It is not meant to be clean; it is meant to be dirtied by the destruction of star systems.

Killing a person with something beautiful gives them happiness in their last moments.


Who said we want to give people happiness when we kill them? We want to make their last moments as painful and horrid as possible. We find that the only excuse for not slowly torturing every single victim to death is the use of wmds to kill uncounted millions in one stroke. However, we stipulate that said wmds must be designed to inflict as much pain as possible on the victims.

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