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Most terrifying weapon of the pre-modern era?

Postby New Chalcedon » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:27 am

This thread's going to be pretty simple: come up with the most terrifying, most daunting, most intimidating (and hopefully, effective, too) weapon used by pre-modern armies or navies against their enemies. Then wax eloquent here about how awesome it is, and convince us all! :)

For me, my entry is the Hwacha, a Korean anti-infantry weapon. Otherwise known as the "rocket cart", the Hwacha was comprised of a person-drawn wagon base, with 100+ tubes mounted vertically. These would be filled with rocket arrows (gunpowder-propelled arrows), the wagon would be positioned such that the 500-yard trajectory of the arrows would land them into advancing enemy armies, and then the Koreans got to watch the carnage from a safe distance. Here's a modern reconstruction firing:

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And here's the YouTube of the Mythbusters testing the idea out, and being really, really impressed with the results.

Essentially, it's an anti-infantry version of the Katyusha, 500 years early.

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Postby Falcania » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:36 am

Frankly, if it was up to me to pick, it'd be the common, ordinary, or garden halberd: the assault rifle of the 13th century.

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Cheap and easy to produce in vast numbers, easy to learn, and deadly in the hands of a master halberdier. Good for a massed army, good for a single combatant. The weapon that claimed the head of Charles the Bold and ended a war in one stroke. Equip your army with pikes and you'll be a happy man. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every last motherfucker in the field, accept no substitutes.

Except maybe a pike, I guess.
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Postby Vareiln » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:36 am

The crossbow. Damned thing made some people think the world would end because of it.
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Postby Czechanada » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:37 am

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Postby Ostroeuropa » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:38 am

Whatever happens we have got,
The maxim gun,
And they have not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj3-VkbRSKQ

Remember, this was the first major mechanized weapon. Thats got to be terrifying. (Thats an improved version, but you can see the effect. It's also bullshit in the vid since Japan did have firearms, but other nations didn't when the Maxim initially rolled around.)


That poem by the way, was essentially european foreign policy when dealing with non-europeans. (And america's.)


Any time (except in ethiopia.) someone saw this gun in action, their nation was either QUICKLY beaten in the war with a high death toll, or it was World War One.
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:39 am

Falcania wrote:Frankly, if it was up to me to pick, it'd be the common, ordinary, or garden halberd: the assault rifle of the 13th century.

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Cheap and easy to produce in vast numbers, easy to learn, and deadly in the hands of a master halberdier. Good for a massed army, good for a single combatant. The weapon that claimed the head of Charles the Bold and ended a war in one stroke. Equip your army with pikes and you'll be a happy man. When you absolutely, positively have to kill every last motherfucker in the field, accept no substitutes.

Except maybe a pike, I guess.
I second this, Halberds are awesome weapons.
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Postby Falcania » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:39 am

Czechanada wrote:The wrath of God on Sodom and Gommorah.


Not so much a weapon, as an afternoon.
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Postby Vareiln » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:43 am

Ostroeuropa wrote:Whatever happens we have got,
The maxim gun,
And they have not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj3-VkbRSKQ

Remember, this was the first major mechanized weapon. Thats got to be terrifying. (Thats an improved version, but you can see the effect. It's also bullshit in the vid since Japan did have firearms, but other nations didn't when the Maxim initially rolled around.)


That poem by the way, was essentially european foreign policy when dealing with non-europeans. (And america's.)

That was still 1800s. :[
He said pre-modern. If 1800s counts, then I'm going to say the Dreyse Needle Gun.

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Postby Ostroeuropa » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:44 am

Vareiln wrote:
Ostroeuropa wrote:Whatever happens we have got,
The maxim gun,
And they have not.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj3-VkbRSKQ

Remember, this was the first major mechanized weapon. Thats got to be terrifying. (Thats an improved version, but you can see the effect. It's also bullshit in the vid since Japan did have firearms, but other nations didn't when the Maxim initially rolled around.)


That poem by the way, was essentially european foreign policy when dealing with non-europeans. (And america's.)

That was still 1800s. :[
He said pre-modern. If 1800s counts, then I'm going to say the Dreyse Needle Gun.


It's a boderline case sure :p
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Postby Risottia » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:45 am

New Chalcedon wrote:This thread's going to be pretty simple: come up with the most terrifying, most daunting, most intimidating (and hopefully, effective, too) weapon used by pre-modern armies or navies against their enemies.


The syphon: a ship-mounted flamethrower.
And the catapult... loaded with infected corpses. Biological warfare.
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Postby Ostroeuropa » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:46 am

If you want a non-mechanized weapon i'd go for...hmm...
The Crossbow is certainly the most EFFECTIVE, but i'll go for the Welsh Longbow as most terrifying.
You can't fight the welsh longbowmen, and it's stupid to try. You can't even see them because they are so far away, and it's still raining arrows.
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Postby Vareiln » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:46 am

Ostroeuropa wrote:
Vareiln wrote:That was still 1800s. :[
He said pre-modern. If 1800s counts, then I'm going to say the Dreyse Needle Gun.


It's a boderline case sure :p

Eh. I guess. The Samurai were defeated around this time period, so it works.

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Postby Esternial » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:50 am


If you've checked the wikipedia page and know what the modern era is then you'd know the answer is no.

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Postby Wabacha » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:50 am

I'd have to say the Mongol Hordes, armed with their composite bows and horses. Their archers were accurate up to 300 yards and the bows pierced armor better than the english longbow.

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Postby Nazis in Space » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:51 am

Penises.

Remember kids. For the vast majority of human history, rape was a, nay, the weapon to deal with uppity civilians.

And to keep one's own soldiers' morale high, of course.

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Esternial wrote:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkZ7V8LYFaM

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Postby Ostroeuropa » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:53 am

Can we count war elephants?
I mean, they are terrifying. Just not effective if you ignore that aspect.
Or there is this beast.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flail_(weapon)

Your shield and armor means nothing, and even if you kill the person wielding it, so long as they have already swung, you are a dead man.
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Postby Grinning Dragon » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:56 am

The use of germ / biological devices. What a better way to decimate an opponent without really committing a great number of man power.

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Postby Zottistan » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:57 am

Vareiln wrote:The crossbow. Damned thing made some people think the world would end because of it.

Fuck yeah. Crossbows are epic.
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Postby Tyrants » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:57 am

The Trebuchet. It could fling ordinary rocks at city walls and enemy formations. It could also fling diseased corpses into besieged towns to spread plague and, as a bonus, it could fling the decapitated heads of loved ones into a town in order to decrease morale.
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Postby Esternial » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:58 am

Zottistan wrote:
Vareiln wrote:The crossbow. Damned thing made some people think the world would end because of it.

Fuck yeah. Crossbows are epic.

Keep saying that while I bash your face in as you reload.

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Postby Lazssia » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:58 am

I'd have to say the morning star. Nothing helps a man release his bowls more then 'comin at him swinging a 10lb pound metal bowling ball on a chain.

With spikes.
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