What is your sexuality? For people who are not closed minded

[Ovisterra]

I despise mime artistry. I'm insulted by your baseless accusations.

Then why do I have pictures of you in white face and wearing a striped shirt?

I was framed. It was a set up. YOU'RE LYING!

[Olthar]

Then why do I have pictures of you in white face and wearing a striped shirt?

I was framed. It was a set up. YOU'RE LYING!

I speak no lies. It's okay, Ovi. Just admit it, and we can get you the help you need. We can reform you into a normal, functional person.

[Zottistan]

I despise mime artistry. I'm insulted by your baseless accusations.

Then why do I have pictures of you in white face and wearing a striped shirt?

Stalking a zebra?

[Immoren]

I was framed. It was a set up. YOU'RE LYING!

I speak no lies. It's okay, Ovi. Just admit it, and we can get you the help you need. We can reform you into a normal, functional mime.

Ficks'd.

[Free South Califas]

Straight as you can get. But I must admit there has been 1 celebrity I would go bi for... XD I think everyone has atleast 1 person they would go gay or straight for.

Wrong. :3 For me anyways.

I am curious: do you think there is 0% possibility that you will ever be attracted to a person outside of your normal sexual ambit, or that it is just extremely unlikely? Or do you just mean that you don't have such a person right now?

[Immoren]

Then why do I have pictures of you in white face and wearing a striped shirt?

Stalking a zebra?

Ovi's gotta Jungle Fever?

[The Truth and Light]

Wrong. :3 For me anyways.

I am curious: do you think there is 0% possibility that you will ever be attracted to a person outside of your normal sexual ambit, or that it is just extremely unlikely? Or do you just mean that you don't have such a person right now?

I've seen a lot of vaginas over my life, and never gotten a boner to any of them. Neither to anything biologically considered "female". I'm just not sexually attracted to females, period.

[Tmutarakhan]

Straight. But I do have a bit of a guy-crush on Ian Somerhalder. Even a blind person can see why that guy is beyond handsome. Huzzah!

How can blind person...
...Forget it.

By Braille, obviously.

[Noknaw]

Straight as you can get. But I must admit there has been 1 celebrity I would go bi for... XD I think everyone has atleast 1 person they would go gay or straight for.

Wrong. :3 For me anyways.

You are either lying to yourself or you have not found this "person" yet. Good luck.

[Olthar]

I am curious: do you think there is 0% possibility that you will ever be attracted to a person outside of your normal sexual ambit, or that it is just extremely unlikely? Or do you just mean that you don't have such a person right now?

I've seen a lot of vaginas over my life, and never gotten a boner to any of them. Neither to anything biologically considered "female". I'm just not sexually attracted to females, period.

That's because you've never seen me.

[Immoren]

I've seen a lot of vaginas over my life, and never gotten a boner to any of them. Neither to anything biologically considered "female". I'm just not sexually attracted to females, period.

That's because you've never seen me.

*Raises 100€ bill* Anyone care for bets?

[Mavorpen]

How can blind person...
...Forget it.

By Braille, obviously.

"I don't know who you are, but I would appreciate it if you let me touch all over you. I'm blind you see, and I need to determine if you're attractive or not."

[The Truth and Light]

Wrong. :3 For me anyways.

You are either lying to yourself or you have not found this "person" yet. Good luck.

Yeah, go suck a lollipop, you mother trucker. :3

[Ovisterra]

I was framed. It was a set up. YOU'RE LYING!

I speak no lies. It's okay, Ovi. Just admit it, and we can get you the help you need. We can reform you into a normal, functional person.

Stalking a zebra?

Ovi's gotta Jungle Fever?

I love how we've gone from "Ovi smells a bit funny" to "Ovi has a thing for zebras and miming".

[Zottistan]

Stalking a zebra?

Ovi's gotta Jungle Fever?

*nods*
Better than mimery.

[Olthar]

I speak no lies. It's okay, Ovi. Just admit it, and we can get you the help you need. We can reform you into a normal, functional person.

Ovi's gotta Jungle Fever?

I love how we've gone from "Ovi smells a bit funny" to "Ovi has a thing for zebras and miming".

That's NSG for you.

[Mavorpen]

I speak no lies. It's okay, Ovi. Just admit it, and we can get you the help you need. We can reform you into a normal, functional person.

Ovi's gotta Jungle Fever?

I love how we've gone from "Ovi smells a bit funny" to "Ovi has a thing for zebras and miming".

Ovi's black Jesus.

[The Truth and Light]

Telling me how I'm bound to be attracted to at least one female and I just haven't found the right one yet is typical homophobic lingo for, "I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but you obviously don't know enough about yourself if you think you're gay."

In other words, stop playing demi-god, you sick, egocentric homophobes.

[Mavorpen]

Telling me how I'm bound to be attracted to at least one female and I just haven't found the right one yet is typical homophobic lingo for, "I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but you obviously don't know enough about yourself if you think you're gay."

As long as Olthar exists, this is obviously a valid claim. *nods*

[Tagmatium]

Telling me how I'm bound to be attracted to at least one female and I just haven't found the right one yet is typical homophobic lingo for, "I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but you obviously don't know enough about yourself if you think you're gay."

Yeah, go suck a lollipop, you mother trucker. :3

Probably not the best way to respond to it, though.

[The Truth and Light]

Telling me how I'm bound to be attracted to at least one female and I just haven't found the right one yet is typical homophobic lingo for, "I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but you obviously don't know enough about yourself if you think you're gay."

Yeah, go suck a lollipop, you mother trucker. :3

Probably not the best way to respond to it, though.

I crossed no lines.

[Free South Califas]

I am curious: do you think there is 0% possibility that you will ever be attracted to a person outside of your normal sexual ambit, or that it is just extremely unlikely? Or do you just mean that you don't have such a person right now?

I've seen a lot of vaginas over my life, and never gotten a boner to any of them. Neither to anything biologically considered "female". I'm just not sexually attracted to females, period.

Sorry for the pun, but you're gonna have a ball in LA
In all seriousness, don't go to Trunks in West Hollywood. Last I went, I was nearly successfully raped with the help of a bartender who was willing to quadruple the alcohol content of my drink at my acquaintance's request. No idea if the barkeep still works there, but for all I know it might be best to avoid WeHo bars entirely...hey, there's always craigslist.
Sometimes it seems like LA is just crawling with sociopaths and narcissists. Not that it's incredibly different two counties away, to be fair.

[Tagmatium]

Probably not the best way to respond to it, though.

I crossed no lines.

It's pretty clear what the intent was.

[Olthar]

Telling me how I'm bound to be attracted to at least one female and I just haven't found the right one yet is typical homophobic lingo for, "I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about, but you obviously don't know enough about yourself if you think you're gay."

As long as Olthar exists, this is obviously a valid claim. *nods*

Yep. I turn gay men straight and straight men gay. Then their constantly switching sexualities creates a sexual magnetic field which we can spin to create free energy for the entire world so that us women can have more free time for lesbian sex.

[Mavorpen]

As long as Olthar exists, this is obviously a valid claim. *nods*

Yep. I turn gay men straight and straight men gay. Then their constantly switching sexualities creates a sexual magnetic field which we can spin to create free energy for the entire world so that us women can have more free time for lesbian sex.

Alternatively: it disrupts the Earth's magnetic field and we die.