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How would I seek Asylum in Russia as an American?

Postby Luketopia » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:01 am

Hello, I'm seeking Asylum as an American Citizen to preferably Russia. My reasons are pretty complex as I wish to escape Persecution based on my religion and I sincerely believe that my life is endanger. How would I go about seeking Asylum? Would I just go to the nearest embassy (Washington, DC, 5hours away) or Consulate and just announce my intentions to the ambassador?
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Postby Nadkor » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:04 am

If you believe that your life is in danger then the easier option would be informing your local police of the threat.
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Postby Luketopia » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:07 am

Nadkor wrote:If you believe that your life is in danger then the easier option would be informing your local police of the threat.


The local police is involved in it too.
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Postby Risottia » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:09 am

Luketopia wrote:Hello, I'm seeking Asylum as an American Citizen to preferably Russia. My reasons are pretty complex as I wish to escape Persecution based on my religion and I sincerely believe that my life is endanger. How would I go about seeking Asylum? Would I just go to the nearest embassy (Washington, DC, 5hours away) or Consulate and just announce my intentions to the ambassador?


You know, an Italian immigrant once invented a thing called an electric telephone. It's supposed to allow you to speak directly to people who are far away. There's also a thing called a "telephone directory", that is a book, with a huge list of names and places, and numbers. You should type ("dial", they also say) the number you find next to the words "Consulate of the Russian Federal Republic". And learn to do your homework by yourself.
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Postby Nadkor » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:10 am

Luketopia wrote:
Nadkor wrote:If you believe that your life is in danger then the easier option would be informing your local police of the threat.


The local police is involved in it too.


Right, well then inform one of the presumably several other law enforcement agencies in your country that you think the police are posing a threat to your life.

You won't sound crazy at all
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Postby The Joseon Dynasty » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:12 am

I'd imagine contacting law enforcement, as opposed to the Russians, would be the more appropriate course of action.
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Postby Dyakovo » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:16 am

Luketopia wrote:Hello, I'm seeking Asylum as an American Citizen to preferably Russia. My reasons are pretty complex as I wish to escape Persecution based on my religion and I sincerely believe that my life is endanger. How would I go about seeking Asylum? Would I just go to the nearest embassy (Washington, DC, 5hours away) or Consulate and just announce my intentions to the ambassador?

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Postby Arkinesia » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:19 am

I don't know what you would hope to achieve by seeking asylum in Russia if you feel that Americans are persecuting you for your religious beliefs.

Russian law doesn't have a freedom of religion clause like US law does…
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Luketopia wrote:Hello, I'm seeking Asylum as an American Citizen to preferably Russia. My reasons are pretty complex as I wish to escape Persecution based on my religion and I sincerely believe that my life is endanger. How would I go about seeking Asylum? Would I just go to the nearest embassy (Washington, DC, 5hours away) or Consulate and just announce my intentions to the ambassador?


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Postby Sdaeriji » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:20 am

I imagine you'd want to start by getting a blog.
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Postby Des-Bal » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:37 am

It would probably be better to alert the authorities, or the news they would report the shit out of that, move to a different neighborhood, or city, or even state the US is pretty big. In fact you could do a combination of any of those things It sort of seems like you decided to flee the country prematurely.
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Postby Risottia » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:40 am

Arkinesia wrote:I don't know what you would hope to achieve by seeking asylum in Russia if you feel that Americans are persecuting you for your religious beliefs.

Russian law doesn't have a freedom of religion clause like US law does…


Actually it does. Freedom of religion is part of the ECHR, which has the same legislative rank of a Constitution in CoE countries.
http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/ECHR
Article 9 – Freedom of thought, conscience and religion¹

Everyone has the right to freedom of thought, conscience and religion; this right includes freedom to change his religion or belief and freedom, either alone or in community with others and in public or private, to manifest his religion or belief, in worship, teaching, practice and observance.
Freedom to manifest one's religion or beliefs shall be subject only to such limitations as are prescribed by law and are necessary in a democratic society in the interests of public safety, for the protection of public order, health or morals, or for the protection of the rights and freedoms of others.



Plus, it's explicit also in the Constitution of Russia.
http://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Constitution_of_Russia

Article 17
1. In the Russian Federation recognition and guarantees shall be provided for the rights and freedoms of human and citizen according to the universally recognised principles and norms of international law and according to the present Constitution.
2. Fundamental human rights and freedoms are inalienable and shall be enjoyed by everyone from the day of birth.
3. The exercise of the rights and freedoms of human and citizen shall not violate the rights and freedoms of other people.

Article 28
Everyone shall be guaranteed the freedom of conscience, the freedom of religion, including the right to profess individually or together with others any religion or to profess no religion at all, to freely choose, possess and disseminate religious and other views and act according to them.
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Postby The Mighty Warrior Horse » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:47 am

Luketopia wrote:Hello, I'm seeking Asylum as an American Citizen to preferably Russia. My reasons are pretty complex as I wish to escape Persecution based on my religion and I sincerely believe that my life is endanger. How would I go about seeking Asylum? Would I just go to the nearest embassy (Washington, DC, 5hours away) or Consulate and just announce my intentions to the ambassador?

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Luketopia wrote:Hello, I'm seeking Asylum as an American Citizen to preferably Russia. My reasons are pretty complex as I wish to escape Persecution based on my religion and I sincerely believe that my life is endanger. How would I go about seeking Asylum? Would I just go to the nearest embassy (Washington, DC, 5hours away) or Consulate and just announce my intentions to the ambassador?

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Postby Dejanic » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:52 am

Perhaps you should explain the situation to us in more detail, because I am curious as to whether this is a genuine case of religious persecution, or one of those "Obama is a muslim who hates us Christians and plans to put us all in fema camps, we're being religiously persecuted" situations.

If it's the former I apologise.
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Postby Risottia » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:54 am

Dejanic wrote:Perhaps you should explain the situation to us in more detail, because I am curious as to whether this is a genuine case of religious persecution, or one of those "Obama is a muslim who hates us Christians and plans to put us all in fema camps, we're being religiously persecuted" situations.

If it's the former I apologise.

5 cents on the former.
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Postby Khadgar » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:56 am

Risottia wrote:
Dejanic wrote:Perhaps you should explain the situation to us in more detail, because I am curious as to whether this is a genuine case of religious persecution, or one of those "Obama is a muslim who hates us Christians and plans to put us all in fema camps, we're being religiously persecuted" situations.

If it's the former I apologise.

5 cents on the former.


Oh I'd wager it's the latter.

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Postby Risottia » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:56 am

Khadgar wrote:
Risottia wrote:5 cents on the former.


Oh I'd wager it's the latter.


(me too, but it was just for the sake of betting)
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Postby Gravlen » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:58 am

Luketopia wrote:Hello, I'm seeking Asylum as an American Citizen to preferably Russia. My reasons are pretty complex as I wish to escape Persecution based on my religion and I sincerely believe that my life is endanger. How would I go about seeking Asylum? Would I just go to the nearest embassy (Washington, DC, 5hours away) or Consulate and just announce my intentions to the ambassador?

You go to Russia.

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Postby Nadkor » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:58 am

Risottia wrote:
Dejanic wrote:Perhaps you should explain the situation to us in more detail, because I am curious as to whether this is a genuine case of religious persecution, or one of those "Obama is a muslim who hates us Christians and plans to put us all in fema camps, we're being religiously persecuted" situations.

If it's the former I apologise.

5 cents on the former.


All the money in my pocket that it's the latter.
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Luketopia wrote:Hello, I'm seeking Asylum as an American Citizen to preferably Russia. My reasons are pretty complex as I wish to escape Persecution based on my religion and I sincerely believe that my life is endanger. How would I go about seeking Asylum? Would I just go to the nearest embassy (Washington, DC, 5hours away) or Consulate and just announce my intentions to the ambassador?


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Postby Gravlen » Tue Jan 08, 2013 9:59 am

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Risottia wrote:5 cents on the former.


All the money in my pocket that it's the latter.

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Postby Slarvainian » Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:02 am

Luketopia wrote:Hello, I'm seeking Asylum as an American Citizen to preferably Russia. My reasons are pretty complex as I wish to escape Persecution based on my religion and I sincerely believe that my life is endanger. How would I go about seeking Asylum? Would I just go to the nearest embassy (Washington, DC, 5hours away) or Consulate and just announce my intentions to the ambassador?


May I suggest going to a country of instead Russia but a country that has a large amount of people with the same or similar religion as you if your being prosecuted because of your religion.
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Postby Esternial » Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:02 am

Start a blog, write down your thoughts and then become a martyr for the American people, liberating the people from the chains of the American pseudo police state

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Postby Person012345 » Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:03 am

Luketopia wrote:
Nadkor wrote:If you believe that your life is in danger then the easier option would be informing your local police of the threat.


The local police is involved in it too.

In that case I'd advise your local psychiatric clinic of exactly what is going on, they might be more capable of helping you.

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