The Grand Duchy of The Wattleys Is Now A Gay Nation!

[The Wattleys]

The Grand Duke has hereby proclaimed The Nation as a 100% Pro-Gay Nation! Hereby Everyone in The Wattleys are Happy because most of the citizens are Gay! Who is in support of this?

[Risottia]

Wrong forum. General is OOC. Try Factbooks and National Information.

[Transnapastain]

Moved to F&NI

ICly, we wonder how you intend to sustain your population if no reproduction is occurring?

Unless of course you're simply trying to tell us that everyone in your nation is 100% happy? If so, you're statement here

Hereby Everyone in The Wattleys are Happy because they are 100% Gay!

is hilarious redundant.


Either way, Transnapastaini Executer Ryan Alwin.... congratulates you on your.... decision .....and sends you a fruit basket.



This fruit basket is freely gifted without irony or pun intended.

[Democratic Koyro]

Good. Your vile and decedant sub-human regime will go extinct soon.

[Cruciland]

Seeing how now the only way of reproducing is to take in more queer immigrants, we aim to set up blockades to quarantine you, so your regime may die soon. If you resist, we will flood the nation with deadly neurotoxins.

Have a nice day,
Cruciland High Council

[Greater-Albion]

good for you

[United Timelines Outpost Number 99999999]

Congratulations, I guess. In the event that you need biotechnology to recoup losses from lack on incentive to reproduce, well, *looks around* I can hook you up. Also, concerning the hostilities with Cruciland, we have deployed gunships that will fire missiles containing nanobots that will break down your neurotoxins in the event that said neurotoxins are deployed. We are also willing to negotiate with other nation on how we can break this blockade.

[Olwe]

Although Olwe is fully in support of gays and gay rights, we share the sentiments of other nations who have wondered how you're going to reproduce and keep subsequent generations in control of your own territory.

Regarding the threat from Cruciland... well, disregard it. Any attempt to carry out a blockade will be met with force from the full might of the Olwean Navy and Aerospace Corps, and any attempt to release neurotoxins into your country will be countered with a plague in Cruciland.

[Cruciland]

Also, concerning the hostilities with Cruciland, we have deployed gunships that will fire missiles containing nanobots that will break down your neurotoxins in the event that said neurotoxins are deployed. We are also willing to negotiate with other nation on how we can break this blockade.

The neurotoxins are now switched to weaponized nanobots- thanks for leaking that intel, and good luck defending them!

Regarding the threat from Cruciland... well, disregard it. Any attempt to carry out a blockade will be met with force from the full might of the Olwean Navy and Aerospace Corps, and any attempt to release neurotoxins into your country will be countered with a plague in Cruciland.

Well... (looking over NS and RP statistics) good luck with that.

[United Timelines Outpost Number 99999999]

Thank you for leaking your intel. Nanobots have been reconfigured to attack other weaponized nanobots. We are also deploying, well, we wouldn't want to spoil it, now would we?

[Olwe]

Thank you for leaking your intel. Nanobots have been reconfigured to attack other weaponized nanobots. We are also deploying, well, we wouldn't want to spoil it, now would we?

Exactly. Note that we didn't say what kind of plague we were releasing, or how we were deploying it. Also, no specific information was available on our naval or aerospace forces, leading Cruciland to severely underestimate us.

[Cruciland]

Thank you for leaking your intel. Nanobots have been reconfigured to attack other weaponized nanobots. We are also deploying, well, we wouldn't want to spoil it, now would we?

As if anybody knew what our advancements in nanotechnology were capable of. Your efforts are admirable, and we did in fact mean to leak that intel. You will find out once your forces- nanomachines, starships, or otherwise- deploy.

Thank you for leaking your intel. Nanobots have been reconfigured to attack other weaponized nanobots. We are also deploying, well, we wouldn't want to spoil it, now would we?

Exactly. Note that we didn't say what kind of plague we were releasing, or how we were deploying it. Also, no specific information was available on our naval or aerospace forces, leading Cruciland to severely underestimate us.

As if we EVER underestimate people. Have you not learned how we nuke the crap out of even the tiniest nation?

[Finno Ugric Pride]

Congratulations. We do not know whether to laugh, cry or just turn your filthy turf of earth into an enlargened Queer Incinerator^TM. Either way, let us decide that in peace while you can gather more of your kind inside your borders, if you would be so kind.

[Olwe]

As if we EVER underestimate people. Have you not learned how we nuke the crap out of even the tiniest nation?

We have a contingency plan in place for nukes. We won't reveal it here, but suffice to say it's not something you'll like.

[Transnapastain]

Hey guys? If you wanna snarl, growl and wave epeens at each other, go make a thread for it and get on with it. Okay?

[The Wattleys]

You all are stupid!! If you freaking think your nations are better than mine then you're fraking joking, you freaking bastards! Go create your stupid gay nations if you want and leave mine to be in peace! Whosoever thinks that my population won't grow is a joker! If you try anything against my nation, ill freaking make you and your citizens devastated and miserable for your entire life and your generations to come!

[Transnapastain]

Whosoever thinks that my population won't grow is a joker!

speaking not as a moderator, please explain how your nation grows when everyone is attracted to, and fornicating with, someone of the same sex?

Now, speaking as a moderator...

You posted it, that means you opened yourself up to reactions. While I don't really agree with the tone and the style of the replies, they were in character and not totally unexpected.

The following however...

You all are stupid!!

you freaking bastards!

Is pretty much flaming, and I'm really not inclined to believe it was intended in character. *** Warned for flaming ***, Kindly familiarize yourself with the site rules , and then abide by them.

I'm....going to take a chance and unlock this for further posting...don't make me regret my decision, people.

[Democratic Koyro]

ill freaking make you and your citizens devastated and miserable for your entire life and your generations to come!

"Most unlikely, good sir."

- State Director of Foreign Affairs Hu Yang Lee-su

[Cascavia]

"For a nation to survive it needs heterosexuals or there will be no children, it's not exactly rocket science."
- King Albert II of Cascavia

[The Wattleys]

What I meant was my nation is a 100% Pro-Gay Nation! And has mostly gays! I could not edit it because of some shit locked it! So ill redirect the question!
Would you be in support or not of the decision made by The Grand Duke of The Wattleys in pronouncing The Wattleys a Pro-100% Gay Nation!
So Yes or No.

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

That's nice. Put it in your factbook and don't trawl for opinions - do what you like. And knock off the snark and attitude while you're at it, thank you.