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Come on, I really need help here.

Postby Rereumrari » Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:51 pm

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This is a serious problem for me and I don't know why people think i'm trolling. First off, I had no idea that hitler put a pink triangle on gays. I wasn't even condoning that in the first place. I was talking about "trendy fashion", which would be entirely voluntary. That's not the point, though. The point was that there seem to be more lesbians than ever and it is virtually impossible to tell them apart from straight women. Sure, they may sometimes be a bit more tomboyish, but i'm actually legitimately attracted that that kind of girl, plus girls with tattoos and piercings are pretty hot too. How am I supposed to go through life if I can't find any girls that like guys? At least women have some clues as to how to tell a gay guy from a straight one. I have none, though and I really need think this is a problem that needs solving. I have nothing against lesbians, they make porn more exciting afterall, I just want to know how the hell to find a straight woman. :(
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Postby Cannot think of a name » Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:54 pm

How many of those lesbians you've met are really women looking for a less socially awkward way of saying, "Please leave me alone, I want none of what you are offering so I'm willing to say that I do not like dick in general if it will get you to go away and stop offering yours."
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Postby Horsefish » Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:56 pm

Cannot think of a name wrote:How many of those lesbians you've met are really women looking for a less socially awkward way of saying, "Please leave me alone, I want none of what you are offering so I'm willing to say that I do not like dick in general if it will get you to go away and stop offering yours."


I think this may be the answer.
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That's what the Nazis said, we're not falling for that one again.

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Postby Rereumrari » Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:56 pm

Cannot think of a name wrote:How many of those lesbians you've met are really women looking for a less socially awkward way of saying, "Please leave me alone, I want none of what you are offering so I'm willing to say that I do not like dick in general if it will get you to go away and stop offering yours."
No no it's not like that. I start great converstaions with girls and we laugh and stuff, but then I ask her out, she drops the l bomb, and i'm all like :unsure:
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Postby Rentarium » Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:56 pm

I like the idea of being able to spot the gays. Helps me know who to hit on, in a straight bromance kind of way.
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Postby Falcania » Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:57 pm

If you're genuinely looking for guidance - why hit on so many girls?
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Postby Frisbeeteria » Fri Jan 04, 2013 12:57 pm

A) don't restart locked threads
B) Get a blog.
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