So lately, i've been getting increasingly frustrated in my dating life. More and more girls I hit on end up being lesbians, leading to some extreme awkwardness. I don't know if maybe i'm attracted to some sort of lesbo-pheromone or that i'm just unlucky, but if i'm having trouble telling straight women apart from gay women, then i'd imagine the problem must be 10 times worse for women looking for straight men since the fashion these days of spiked hair and tweezed eyebrows pretty much makes all men look a little fruity.
To allieviate this social crisis, I propose a simple clothing identification for gays. In the homosexual culture, gay men keep an exposed hankercheif in their shirt pocket as a sign that they are looking for casual sex, so lets take an idea like that and implement to every gay person as a trendy fashion statement. It could be a bracelet, a necklace, or even a face tatoo, but it has to be obvious enough to let everyone know "we're here and we're queer!" Then there will be no more confusion as to who is gay or not and everyone will have a much easier time finding thier preferred partner.
What do you say?
