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Prussia-Steinbach
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Postby Prussia-Steinbach » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:28 pm

New Sapienta wrote:
The Black Forrest wrote:
Swords don't kill people. People kill people.

The solution is simple.

Ban people.

But then, only criminal swords will have people! How will law-abiding swords be able to defend themselves?
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Postby Pope Joan » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:28 pm

LeftNightmare wrote:Ban swords and California


Ban crazy guys from carrying assault weapons!

To hell with their civil liberties, do it now! If he wore a turban he'd be dead already. But if he's not a terrorist, just criminally nuts, that's fine?
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Postby Samuraikoku » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:30 pm

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Explains why Samuraikoku wasn't online this morning.


I am now an urban legend.

Mission accomplished.
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Postby The Emerald Dawn » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:30 pm

Samuraikoku wrote:
Prussia-Steinbach wrote:Explains why Samuraikoku wasn't online this morning.


I am now an urban legend.

Mission accomplished.

How hard was the trip back to Evita?
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Postby New Sapienta » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:32 pm

Prussia-Steinbach wrote:
New Sapienta wrote:The solution is simple.

Ban people.

But then, only criminal swords will have people! How will law-abiding swords be able to defend themselves?

But if every sword has a person, then more innocent swords will just die in the cross....slashing?
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Postby Samuraikoku » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:33 pm

The Emerald Dawn wrote:How hard was the trip back to Evita?


Evita is dead.

Well, not really. She said "volveré y seré millones". But physically she is dead.
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Postby Herhangi bir » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:33 pm

Ban New Years Day, too many people get hurt.
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Postby The Emerald Dawn » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:34 pm

Samuraikoku wrote:
The Emerald Dawn wrote:How hard was the trip back to Evita?


Evita is dead.

Well, not really. She said "volveré y seré millones". But physically she is dead.


I just assume everyone kept her corpse in the living room. What with her being everywhere and all.
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Postby New Sapienta » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:34 pm

Herhangi bir wrote:Ban New Years Day, too many people get hurt.

Ban Days, do you know how many people die during days?!
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Postby Samuraikoku » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:36 pm

The Emerald Dawn wrote:I just assume everyone kept her corpse in the living room. What with her being everywhere and all.


There are legends about one minister named José López Rega, who had an... attraction.
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Postby The Emerald Dawn » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:36 pm

Samuraikoku wrote:
The Emerald Dawn wrote:I just assume everyone kept her corpse in the living room. What with her being everywhere and all.


There are legends about one minister named José López Rega, who had an... attraction.

And now I've learned something.

I think I need to go find some bleach and unlearn it.
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Postby Yankee Empire » Wed Jan 02, 2013 12:55 pm

I seriously doubt it was a samurai sword, probably just some knockoff.
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Postby Grenartia » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:02 pm

New Sapienta wrote:
Herhangi bir wrote:Ban New Years Day, too many people get hurt.

Ban Days, do you know how many people die during days?!


While we're at it, ban nights, and reproductive sex (its the number 1 cause of life, that most insidious STD that kills 100% of everybody it infects).
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Postby Cannot think of a name » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:06 pm

Yankee Empire wrote:I seriously doubt it was a samurai sword, probably just some knockoff.

Well, thank god we're getting to the bottom of this detail.
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Postby Tekania » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:12 pm

Ifreann wrote:Ban naked people.


Indeed, this situation could be completely avoided if we just made it illegal for naked people to tramp around with assault weapons and swords.
Such heroic nonsense!
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Postby The Emerald Dawn » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:13 pm

Tekania wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Ban naked people.


Indeed, this situation could be completely avoided if we just made it illegal for naked people to tramp around with assault weapons and swords.

Next on the docket, banning civilian ownership of nuclear weapons.
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Postby Souseiseki » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:15 pm

i am probably stepping out of my bounds here but i hereby grant this man the laissez faireholm defenseur de la liberté medal which i have just made up
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Postby Your uncle dolan » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:16 pm

Can he join my military? We could use psychopaths like him.
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Postby Vecherd » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:18 pm

10 inches, nice.
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Postby The Emerald Dawn » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:21 pm

Vecherd wrote:10 inches, nice.

I heard the "samurai sword" was pretty long too.
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Postby Augarundus » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:23 pm

While jumping over a fence, the man fell on his head and dropped the sword. Police were able to grab it and arrest him.

Lol, good job.

This guy's a hero.
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Postby Your uncle dolan » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:25 pm

Augarundus wrote:
While jumping over a fence, the man fell on his head and dropped the sword. Police were able to grab it and arrest him.

Lol, good job.

This guy's a hero.

The popo or the naked man?
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Postby Augarundus » Wed Jan 02, 2013 2:39 pm

Your uncle dolan wrote:The popo or the naked man?

the nekked guy, of course.
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Postby Quebec and Atlantic Canada » Wed Jan 02, 2013 3:51 pm

Grand Britannia wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:Invade Iraq.


The hell are you talking about?

This is obviously Obama's fault for inaction against easily accessible ancient weapons. I believe an impeachment is in order.

Damn it, you beat me to the punch! >:(
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Postby Gauthier » Wed Jan 02, 2013 4:04 pm

Grand Britannia wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:Invade Iraq.


The hell are you talking about?

This is obviously Obama's fault for inaction against easily accessible ancient weapons. I believe an impeachment is in order.


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