If you had to divide up the world

[Merriwhether]

Maybe if humanity was more mature, we wouldn't even be talking about this.

Amen, to that!

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[Maruspinia]

By political views, I would put the minarchists, economic libertarians, anarcho capitalists and objectivists in antarctica. The conservitives, fascists and nationalists in greenland. The moderate leftists will live in new zealand and everybody else will live everywere else.

[Hurdegaryp]

By doing absolutely none of those things.

End thread.

Yes. End thread now and end thread HARD.

[Mkuki]

just say you were forced to divide up the World - how would you divy it up

By Skin Colour?
By Religion?
By Political Leaning?
By Sex?

Or would you get more creative? Put all the accountants in one nation, short people in another, vegetarians in another and so forth?

How would you make your world perfect?

I'd put all the bigots, fundamentalists, and extremists in the fucking DRC where they argue and fight over who hates Jews the most or who kills the most sand monkeys or who executes the most gays. If society happens to catch wind of any of a person belonging to any of the aforementioned categories in civilized society then they have my permission to forcibly relocate them to the DRC.

[Rio Cana]

just say you were forced to divide up the World - how would you divy it up

By Skin Colour?
By Religion?
By Political Leaning?
By Sex?

Or would you get more creative? Put all the accountants in one nation, short people in another, vegetarians in another and so forth?

How would you make your world perfect?

I'd put all the bigots, fundamentalists, and extremists in the fucking DRC where they argue and fight over who hates Jews the most or who kills the most sand monkeys or who executes the most gays. If society happens to catch wind of any of a person belonging to any of the aforementioned categories in civilized society then they have my permission to forcibly relocate them to the DRC.

Too dangerous. They would most likely unite and conquer the planet.

[Mkuki]

I'd put all the bigots, fundamentalists, and extremists in the fucking DRC where they argue and fight over who hates Jews the most or who kills the most sand monkeys or who executes the most gays. If society happens to catch wind of any of a person belonging to any of the aforementioned categories in civilized society then they have my permission to forcibly relocate them to the DRC.

Too dangerous. They would most likely unite and conquer the planet.

Have you seen the DRC?

[Hurdegaryp]

End thread.

Yes. End thread now and end thread HARD.

^ What I said before.

[LeftNightmare]

Hippies on one side, non-hippies on the other.

[Genivaria]

I'd ask everyone in America one question.
Yes or no is Obama an American Citizen.
No? To Easter Island with you.

[Conscentia]

I'd ask everyone in America one question.
Yes or no is Obama an American Citizen.
No? To Easter Island with you.

I think send them to Kenya instead.

[Greater Nilfgaard]

I'd ask everyone in America one question.
Yes or no is Obama an American Citizen.
No? To Easter Island with you.

Why just one?
How can you possibly decipher ones political leaning with one question?

This is outrageous

[Divair]

I'd ask everyone in America one question.
Yes or no is Obama an American Citizen.
No? To Easter Island with you.

I think "Is evolution real?" is a better question.

[Genivaria]

I'd ask everyone in America one question.
Yes or no is Obama an American Citizen.
No? To Easter Island with you.

Why just one?
How can you possibly decipher ones political leaning with one question?

This is outrageous

I'm not trying to find their political leanings, I'm trying to find their level of intelligence.

[Greater Nilfgaard]

Why just one?
How can you possibly decipher ones political leaning with one question?

This is outrageous

I'm not trying to find their political leanings, I'm trying to find their level of intelligence.

So you propose to divide the world up based on intelligence..
That option has merit I suppose, but division based on ideology still makes more sense.

[Wikkiwallana]

I'd move everyone back to their native homeland. Specifically, the African Savanna. Nobody would be allowed to leave until concrete solutions to various prejudices had been planned out and committed to. Racists and similar bigots would additionally not be able to leave until they convinced me they now realized all people are people and of equal moral worth. Or something ate them. Whatever.

[The Emperor Fenix]

The pope has already solved this issue.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Tordesillas

[Genivaria]

I'm not trying to find their political leanings, I'm trying to find their level of intelligence.

So you propose to divide the world up based on intelligence..
That option has merit I suppose, but division based on ideology still makes more sense.

You do know I'm joking right?
I was implying that Birthers are idiots.

[Divair]

I'd move everyone back to their native homeland. Specifically, the African Savanna. Nobody would be allowed to leave until concrete solutions to various prejudices had been planned out and committed to. Racists and similar bigots would additionally not be able to leave until they convinced me they now realized all people are people and of equal moral worth. Or something ate them. Whatever.

And then there's a rush for property.


Dibs on Vancouver.

[Wikkiwallana]

I would have one nation for everyone, and then a nation for the people who talk in the theatre.

How about the people who give/get handys in the theater?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariana_Trench

[Conserative Morality]

By dividing up the world based on current national borders.

[Greater Nilfgaard]

So you propose to divide the world up based on intelligence..
That option has merit I suppose, but division based on ideology still makes more sense.

You do know I'm joking right?
I was implying that Birthers are idiots.

Humor is beneath us. We do not consider that statements made by others may be jokes.

[Wikkiwallana]

THIS

Good idea in theory, but I hope and pray you never get to any high position of power with that utopian plan in mind... at least not in my lifetime

Did you actually read his plan, or just skim it?

[Wikkiwallana]

Imagine a nation where everyone is always on the same page.

That sounds horrendously boring.

Imagine how efficient the US would run if it was just the GOP or just the Democrats and everyone supported the same party.

Now imagine such a nation for everyone on earth!

And suddenly the comedy becomes a horror.

[Genivaria]

You do know I'm joking right?
I was implying that Birthers are idiots.

Humor is beneath us. We do not consider that statements made by others may be jokes.

See at this point I can't tell if that arrogance is just an attempt at humor or if you really have a gigantic ego.

[Wikkiwallana]

Couldn't of said it better myself

This is no joking matter!
Correct division of the world is essential for the dominance of the great souled.

We must pursue this with level heads, humor is far beneath us.

I see someone needs to get over themselves…