Christian Discussion Thread II

[German American States]

That's not a good reason to join a denomination.

It's as good a reason as any. Saving one's soul is hard enough without maybe a little teiglach or a macaroon or something sweet to help.

Wow. You guys are taking it way too seriously. But keep it up, its funny.

[Menassa]

It's as good a reason as any. Saving one's soul is hard enough without maybe a little teiglach or a macaroon or something sweet to help.

Wow. You guys are taking it way too seriously. But keep it up, its funny.

Religion is not a funny thing.

[German American States]

I was talking about the cookie comments about how it can help you repent and stuff. And it is funny when your pastor is cracking jokes in a homily. At least he is making good points when he is cracking jokes.

[Xathranaar]

Wow. You guys are taking it way too seriously. But keep it up, its funny.

Religion is not a funny thing.

In fairness it alternates between tragic and hilarious.

Sort of like Fullmetal Alchemist...

[Menassa]

I was talking about the cookie comments about how it can help you repent and stuff. And it is funny when your pastor is cracking jokes in a homily. At least he is making good points when he is cracking jokes.

Such as?

[German American States]

Plus, my religion teacher at school is HILARIOUS! Apparently, he almost got detained by the Secret Service and he also came up with gangsta names for all of the disciples! Plus John the Baptist(JBap)

[German American States]

I was talking about the cookie comments about how it can help you repent and stuff. And it is funny when your pastor is cracking jokes in a homily. At least he is making good points when he is cracking jokes.

Such as?

I dont know. I remember one time when he referenced a Charlie Brown comic in his homily. Another time, at the end of Mass, he was cracking jokes about a local football team. And one time, when my sister went for her first communion, she was looking serious or something and he said "why so serious?" The funny thing is that was about 6 years before The Dark Knight came out.

[Menassa]

Plus, my religion teacher at school is HILARIOUS! Apparently, he almost got detained by the Secret Service and he also came up with gangsta names for all of the disciples! Plus John the Baptist(JBap)

That's not funny, that's sacrilegious.

[Menassa]

Such as?

I dont know. I remember one time when he referenced a Charlie Brown comic in his homily. Another time, at the end of Mass, he was cracking jokes about a local football team. And one time, when my sister went for her first communion, she was looking serious or something and he said "why so serious?" The funny thing is that was about 6 years before The Dark Knight came out.

He must be a prophet.

[Ravenvalles]

Yo everyone. So I am thinking about becoming Catholic. What are your thoughts on that?

There are more ways to follow the one god than there are people on this earth. All of our understanding of God is limited, so find the faith that you can understand, and grow forth. (No that is not a typo.)

BTW I am Existential Christian, out of Lutheran, though Paganism.

[Xathranaar]

Plus, my religion teacher at school is HILARIOUS! Apparently, he almost got detained by the Secret Service and he also came up with gangsta names for all of the disciples! Plus John the Baptist(JBap)

That's not funny, that's sacrilegious.

A victimless crime.

[German American States]

To you. I mislead you with the gangsta names. He said that the biblical scholar abbreviation for John the Baptist was JBap, so we were making jokes about how it sounded like a rapper name.Its more along the lines of he is trying to relate to the common teenage boy(I go to an all-boys Jesuit school).

[Abatael]

To you. I mislead you with the gangsta names. He said that the biblical scholar abbreviation for John the Baptist was JBap, so we were making jokes about how it sounded like a rapper name.Its more along the lines of he is trying to relate to the common teenage boy(I go to an all-boys Jesuit school).

Why is it all boys?

Mine allows both boys and girls.

[Ravenvalles]

Wow. You guys are taking it way too seriously. But keep it up, its funny.

Religion is not a funny thing.

Then you are not reading the bible. Baalem and the talking donkey - very funny.

[Xathranaar]

Religion is not a funny thing.

Then you are not reading the bible. Baalem and the talking donkey - very funny.

Plus that whole, "will the unicorn bow to you?!" thing.

Basically just god saying, "bitch, the list of ways I'm awesome is so huge, the only surface long enough to write it on is my dick!"

[Menassa]

Religion is not a funny thing.

Then you are not reading the bible. Baalem and the talking donkey - very funny.

There is no humor in that story.

[German American States]

To you. I mislead you with the gangsta names. He said that the biblical scholar abbreviation for John the Baptist was JBap, so we were making jokes about how it sounded like a rapper name.Its more along the lines of he is trying to relate to the common teenage boy(I go to an all-boys Jesuit school).

Why is it all boys?

Mine allows both boys and girls.

Honestly, I have no clue. I think it is because there is already a all girls school run by some nuns in town and we are an all boys school run by some Jesuit priests. We are sister-schools.

Religion is not a funny thing.

Then you are not reading the bible. Baalem and the talking donkey - very funny.

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And how there is a prostitute in almost every old testament story. And the female goddess of the Baals was protrayed with huge boobs. Plus, the whole thing with Salome and Herod Antipas. Herod Antipas was such a pervert!

[German American States]

I dont know. I remember one time when he referenced a Charlie Brown comic in his homily. Another time, at the end of Mass, he was cracking jokes about a local football team. And one time, when my sister went for her first communion, she was looking serious or something and he said "why so serious?" The funny thing is that was about 6 years before The Dark Knight came out.

He must be a prophet.

The thing about you Menassa, is that I can never tell if you are joking or not.

[Xathranaar]

Why is it all boys?

Mine allows both boys and girls.

Honestly, I have no clue. I think it is because there is already a all girls school run by some nuns in town and we are an all boys school run by some Jesuit priests. We are sister-schools.

Then you are not reading the bible. Baalem and the talking donkey - very funny.

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And how there is a prostitute in almost every new testament story. And the female goddess of the Baals was protrayed with huge boobs. Plus, the whole thing with Salome and Herod Antipas. Herod Antipas was such a pervert!

Speaking of perversion, how did I forget the guys with horsecocks?

See, loads of... well... let's say humor.

[German American States]

Honestly, I have no clue. I think it is because there is already a all girls school run by some nuns in town and we are an all boys school run by some Jesuit priests. We are sister-schools.

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And how there is a prostitute in almost every new testament story. And the female goddess of the Baals was protrayed with huge boobs. Plus, the whole thing with Salome and Herod Antipas. Herod Antipas was such a pervert!

Speaking of perversion, how did I forget the guys with horsecocks?

See, loads of... well... let's say humor.

What the hell! What book of the bible is that in?

[Xathranaar]

Speaking of perversion, how did I forget the guys with horsecocks?

See, loads of... well... let's say humor.

What the hell! What book of the bible is that in?

Ezekiel 23:20

[Abatael]

What the hell! What book of the bible is that in?

Ezekiel 23:20

It calls their penises "members."

[German American States]

Gotta check that out!

The Eagle is out of here! See you later!

[Menassa]

He must be a prophet.

The thing about you Menassa, is that I can never tell if you are joking or not.

I'm never joking.

[Xathranaar]

Ezekiel 23:20

It calls their penises "members."

I'm telling you, you could not make an uncensored film version of the Bible, and show it on network television.