The Official Mod-sanctioned Mayan Apocalypse Thread

[Gallade]

So, since the end is nigh, has anyone repented yet?

No, but i'm planning a kick-ass rapture shindig.

[The Truth and Light]

Does anyone actually have any specifics on like... how the world is going to end? Like relating to Mayan mythology or whatever?

Is the universe going to be swallowed my a dragon? I mean, what is it?

[The Archregimancy]

Does anyone actually have any specifics on like... how the world is going to end? Like relating to Mayan mythology or whatever?

For laughs:

http://2012apocalypse.net/

[The Truth and Light]

Does anyone actually have any specifics on like... how the world is going to end? Like relating to Mayan mythology or whatever?

For laughs:

http://2012apocalypse.net/

Oh my God. This shit is cool.

[Saint Clarke]

Does anyone actually have any specifics on like... how the world is going to end? Like relating to Mayan mythology or whatever?

For laughs:

http://2012apocalypse.net/

Reading this is like sitting under a cow for the rest of eternity...

But if the Mayans can predict all this fancy stuff thousands of years in future, they still didn't see the Spanish coming, did they?

[Norstal]

Does anyone actually have any specifics on like... how the world is going to end? Like relating to Mayan mythology or whatever?

For laughs:

http://2012apocalypse.net/

Nothing about Evangelions? That's disappointing.

[Al-Harbiyyah]

For laughs:

http://2012apocalypse.net/

Reading this is like sitting under a cow for the rest of eternity...

But if the Mayans can predict all this fancy stuff thousands of years in future, they still didn't see the Spanish coming, did they?

Well as one famous man said, "No one expects the Spanish Conquistadors!"

[Samuraikoku]

I defeated Alduin yesterday, and am currently at Sovngarde. I'll be ready for whatever challenge the Mayans have.

And always remember: The Emperor protects.

[Ethel mermania]

So, since the end is nigh, has anyone repented yet?

No, but i'm planning a kick-ass rapture shindig.

are you making enough guacomole for everyone?

[Gallade]

No, but i'm planning a kick-ass rapture shindig.

are you making enough guacomole for everyone?

Hopefully enough of my guests will fall to the zombie hordes before that becomes an issue.

[Sardakhar]

I appreciate the Mayans for having an advanced calendar for their time. Really, humans should rise above and beyond all the fiction and myth spread by the media and some particular groups. We should really become a little bit smarter and seek more about it, so that we can ultimately find out about the truth. I trust the scientists on this matter. December 21, 2012 is basically just another day, just like all the other 365 (remember, this is a leap year) days this year.

[Kleomentia]

On friday eh?

[Tsaraine]

For laughs:

http://2012apocalypse.net/

Reading this is like sitting under a cow for the rest of eternity...

But if the Mayans can predict all this fancy stuff thousands of years in future, they still didn't see the Spanish coming, did they?

You're thinking of the Aztecs, I suspect (although the later Maya did spend a long time fighting the Spanish, only eventually being conquered in the eighteenth century). The classical Maya (the guys who invented the calendar) did themselves in with a mixture of climate change, poor infrastructure maintenance, and overpopulation - the Yucatan being mostly limestone, it doesn't hold water very well for agriculture. The classical Maya worked around this by plastering large reservoirs to hold water during the dry season, as well as aqueducts and canals to get it to the fields, but this fell through when a series of wars between the kings of the Maya city-states led to ineffective maintenance of the irrigation system, and then it was all over by 900AD.

[Ethel mermania]

are you making enough guacomole for everyone?

Hopefully enough of my guests will fall to the zombie hordes before that becomes an issue.

they are still going to need some dip for those body parts, very inconsiderate of you.

[Tagmatium]

On friday eh?

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Strictly speaking, it'd be the Thursday to get pissed up on.

Then you spend what is potentially the last day of Earth with a hangover

[Kleomentia]

On friday eh?

(Image)

Strictly speaking, it'd be the Thursday to get pissed up on.

Then you spend what is potentially the last day of Earth with a hangover

So many things to do, so little time.

[Saint Clarke]

Reading this is like sitting under a cow for the rest of eternity...

But if the Mayans can predict all this fancy stuff thousands of years in future, they still didn't see the Spanish coming, did they?

You're thinking of the Aztecs, I suspect (although the later Maya did spend a long time fighting the Spanish, only eventually being conquered in the eighteenth century). The classical Maya (the guys who invented the calendar) did themselves in with a mixture of climate change, poor infrastructure maintenance, and overpopulation - the Yucatan being mostly limestone, it doesn't hold water very well for agriculture. The classical Maya worked around this by plastering large reservoirs to hold water during the dry season, as well as aqueducts and canals to get it to the fields, but this fell through when a series of wars between the kings of the Maya city-states led to ineffective maintenance of the irrigation system, and then it was all over by 900AD.

Well they didn't see climate change coming...

[Ethel mermania]

You're thinking of the Aztecs, I suspect (although the later Maya did spend a long time fighting the Spanish, only eventually being conquered in the eighteenth century). The classical Maya (the guys who invented the calendar) did themselves in with a mixture of climate change, poor infrastructure maintenance, and overpopulation - the Yucatan being mostly limestone, it doesn't hold water very well for agriculture. The classical Maya worked around this by plastering large reservoirs to hold water during the dry season, as well as aqueducts and canals to get it to the fields, but this fell through when a series of wars between the kings of the Maya city-states led to ineffective maintenance of the irrigation system, and then it was all over by 900AD.

Well they didn't see climate change coming...

of corse not, al gore had not been invented yet.

[Socialist EU]

If only lame 'end of the world' Hollywood disaster movie's would end. I fear not.

[Immoren]

Maybe THIS TIME they manage do it properly.

[Wikkiwallana]

are you making enough guacomole for everyone?

Hopefully enough of my guests will fall to the zombie hordes before that becomes an issue.

A little thing like the world ending is no excuse for poor party planning.

[DesAnges]

On friday eh?

(Image)

I remember the rumours that she was releasing an album on the 21st and that is why the world will end.

Made me chuckle anyway. She's gone very quiet, hasn't she?

[Big Jim P]

So, since the end is nigh, has anyone repented yet?

For what?

[Wikkiwallana]

So, since the end is nigh, has anyone repented yet?

For what?

Funsies? I mean, it is the "in" thing to do when the end is nigh.

[Avenio]

For what?

Funsies? I mean, it is the "in" thing to do when the end is nigh.

I thought that debauched orgies were the 'in' thing this apocalypse season.