Your Relationship Status?

[Meryuma]

Yep. We're living proof it's crap. *snaps Blaat's bikini bottom from other thread*

in chinese astrology
mrs mermania is a water tiger
I am a metal rat

together we make rust. sounds fairly accurate to me.

I'm a something rat.

I'm probably gay, I only like this one guy though and I'm not into any other men or gay clubs, clothes or stuff, just feelings for him.

You might be a gay demisexual or something.

I'm probably gay, I only like this one guy though and I'm not into any other men or gay clubs, clothes or stuff, just feelings for him.

And he'll turn out to be hetero, and you'll screw up the friendship, and spend the next few decades mooning about him... oh wait, that's me.

that fucking feel

[Condunum]

Me too. I like my privacy, and I like having the non-existing-god-given freedom to stare at whoever's ass I damn well please!

You know, there are some women who understand that looking is not the same as acting. IMHO, any man I'm with can look at other women all he wants, as long as he doesn't do anything about it.

...You're female?

...I'm pretty sure I've had this realization before.

[Bajireyn]

Single, as always.

[JuNii]

relationship? single.

Imagine the possibilities! It's not a bad thing, bro. You can do all shit you want. Relationships are full of idiotic restrictions.

still... no one to talk to... cuddle with, to enjoy a rainy day together...

Give me those restrictions anyday.

[Imsogone]

You know, there are some women who understand that looking is not the same as acting. IMHO, any man I'm with can look at other women all he wants, as long as he doesn't do anything about it.

...You're female?

...I'm pretty sure I've had this realization before.

And I'm old, too.

[JuNii]

...You're female?

...I'm pretty sure I've had this realization before.

And I'm old, too.

I doubt that...

[Condunum]

...You're female?

...I'm pretty sure I've had this realization before.

And I'm old, too.

That part I knew.

[Mavorpen]

Imagine the possibilities! It's not a bad thing, bro. You can do all shit you want. Relationships are full of idiotic restrictions.

still... no one to talk to... cuddle with, to enjoy a rainy day together...

Give me those restrictions anyday.

Uh...

You can do those things with a friend.

[Condunum]

still... no one to talk to... cuddle with, to enjoy a rainy day together...

Give me those restrictions anyday.

Uh...

You can do those things with a friend.

...I cannot, as I'd have a hard time managing to remain "just friends".

[Mavorpen]

Uh...

You can do those things with a friend.

...I cannot, as I'd have a hard time managing to remain "just friends".

Sounds like a personal problem.

[Condunum]

...I cannot, as I'd have a hard time managing to remain "just friends".

Sounds like a personal problem.

I'm going to blame you to make it a group problem. Great! Now we have to go remedy this.

[Mavorpen]

Sounds like a personal problem.

I'm going to blame you to make it a group problem. Great! Now we have to go remedy this.

You're gonna need to drop your pants first.

[Typhlochactas]

I've been single my whole life.

[The Blaatschapen]

...You're female?

...I'm pretty sure I've had this realization before.

And I'm old, too.

No you're not. You're just geriatrically challenged.

[Ifreann]

And I'm old, too.

No you're not. You're just geriatrically challenged.

No, the people she clatters with her cane are geriatrically challenged

[The Blaatschapen]

No you're not. You're just geriatrically challenged.

No, the people she clatters with her cane are geriatrically challenged

And not quick enough

[Chandelier]

Engaged

[Libertarian California]

My girlfriend dumped me today. It was kind of a hard one. We had been going for four months, and I still love her dearly.


But now, here I am crying my eyes out in my bed, and trying to use NS to feel better. Any advice?

[Laerod]

My girlfriend dumped me today. It was kind of a hard one. We had been going for four months, and I still love her dearly.


But now, here I am crying my eyes out in my bed, and trying to use NS to feel better. Any advice?

Time and distance.

[Terra Novian Atlantis]

My girlfriend dumped me today. It was kind of a hard one. We had been going for four months, and I still love her dearly.


But now, here I am crying my eyes out in my bed, and trying to use NS to feel better. Any advice?

I feel you, just dumped after 2 years so single!

[Ifreann]

My girlfriend dumped me today. It was kind of a hard one. We had been going for four months, and I still love her dearly.


But now, here I am crying my eyes out in my bed, and trying to use NS to feel better. Any advice?

Time and distance.

But don't do speed, no matter what your maths teacher says about them being equivalent.

[Tmutarakhan]

I've been single my whole life.

But you're not nearly as old as I am.

[Dyakovo]

My girlfriend dumped me today. It was kind of a hard one. We had been going for four months, and I still love her dearly.


But now, here I am crying my eyes out in my bed, and trying to use NS to feel better. Any advice?

Kidnap her and keep her locked up in your basement until she realizes she was wrong to leave you.

[Libertarian California]

My girlfriend dumped me today. It was kind of a hard one. We had been going for four months, and I still love her dearly.


But now, here I am crying my eyes out in my bed, and trying to use NS to feel better. Any advice?

I feel you, just dumped after 2 years so single!

Will I'm not looking to get into another relationship immediately, I hoping that maybe I can work something out with her.

If not, I'll just keep her off my mind by studying for finals all weekend.

[Bojikami]

I feel you, just dumped after 2 years so single!

Will I'm not looking to get into another relationship immediately, I hoping that maybe I can work something out with her.

If not, I'll just keep her off my mind by studying for finals all weekend.

Anarchists? We'd protect them.