Your Relationship Status?

[Czechanada]

What is friendship measured in?

How much money they are willing to lend you.

[Krjder]

Like, respect, love that sorta thing

[Imsogone]

Is it me or can you do all these things with a dog as well?

Not just you.

In fact dogs do them all better.

So do cats.

[GrandKirche]

Single. But doing everything short of auctioning myself in the market to change that.

[Mavorpen]

Not just you.

In fact dogs do them all better.

So do cats.

And wolves, bonobos, etc. *nods*

[The Blaatschapen]

I must have it too.

Oh wait, it just wasn't funny.

Self-deprecating "jokes" that also apply to other people (in this case: fellow NSers) seldomly are.

I chuckled at it. Being a member of NS doesn't place one on a pedestal.

Neither does it place you in the sewers.

[The Blaatschapen]

Not just you.

In fact dogs do them all better.

So do cats.

Cats are terrible huggers to be honest. And they really don't care about you. They just care about when you give them food and catnip again.

[Kemalist]

I've dated some girls to this date for sure but I can easily tell that I've never fell in love with anybody. I'm seriously thinking of proposing her soon, I was never sure and determined about anything else as much as this decision...

[Mavorpen]

So do cats.

Cats are terrible huggers to be honest. And they really don't care about you. They just care about when you give them food and catnip again.

I prefer cats because they give you space.

[Caviar]

Single and not looking.

This.

[Imsogone]

Cats are terrible huggers to be honest. And they really don't care about you. They just care about when you give them food and catnip again.

I prefer cats because they give you space.

Until they don't. One of my cats absolutely insists on sitting on my chest while I'm reading in bed. She shoves her face into mine and rubs, walks around in circles on my stomach and does the kneading thing with excessive manifestation of claw. Sometimes she'll stick her butt in my face. I'm told this means that she loves me.

[Veceria]

So do cats.

Cats are terrible huggers to be honest. And they really don't care about you. They just care about when you give them food and catnip again.

Pah! Nonsense! My cat would hug you to death! ... if you don't give him what he wants.

[Imsogone]

You can't go where you want and do what you want without checking in
You never get the last bite of ice cream
You generally end up cleaning up after him and yourself
He steals the blankets and you freeze
NO PRIVACY

I'd be willing to mind that if you'd give me a chance.

Hopefully that wasn't offensive.

Oh, if only you weren't young enough to be my grandson.

[Doctor Strangelove (Ancient)]

Oh ja! I am in eine relationship.

[Mavorpen]

I prefer cats because they give you space.

Until they don't. One of my cats absolutely insists on sitting on my chest while I'm reading in bed. She shoves her face into mine and rubs, walks around in circles on my stomach and does the kneading thing with excessive manifestation of claw. Sometimes she'll stick her butt in my face. I'm told this means that she loves me.

Yes, I've heard such stories. My friend's cat sits on her face in the morning. Apparently that's her way of saying "Good Morning."

[Of the Free Socialist Territories]

Oh ja! I am in eine relationship.

Mit deinem Hand, Herr Doktor?

[The Blaatschapen]

I'd be willing to mind that if you'd give me a chance.

Hopefully that wasn't offensive.

Oh, if only you weren't young enough to be my grandson.

...

Sam is popular among the older women I see. Farn, you

[Doctor Strangelove (Ancient)]

Oh ja! I am in eine relationship.

Mit deinem Hand, Herr Doktor?

Ja! Besonders mit meiner hand.

[Dyakovo]

Oh, if only you weren't young enough to be my grandson.

...

Sam is popular among the older women I see. Farn, you

He should start cruising for chicks at the senior center...
*nods*

[Imsogone]

...

Sam is popular among the older women I see. Farn, you

He should start cruising for chicks at the senior center...
*nods*

... or at 24-Hour Fitness, there are a lot of us there cruising for younger men.

[Kvatchdom]

Imagine the possibilities! It's not a bad thing, bro. You can do all shit you want. Relationships are full of idiotic restrictions.

relationships

Pros -

Someone cares about what happens to you
You have someone about whom you care
You get warm fuzzies and cuddles
You have someone to talk to

Cons -

You can't go where you want and do what you want without checking in
You never get the last bite of ice cream
You generally end up cleaning up after him and yourself
He steals the blankets and you freeze
NO PRIVACY

For me, at the moment, the cons loom larger than the pros - I kind of like being single - especially when I see how my ex-husband abuses his current wife.

Me too. I like my privacy, and I like having the non-existing-god-given freedom to stare at whoever's ass I damn well please!

[Imsogone]

relationships

Pros -

Someone cares about what happens to you
You have someone about whom you care
You get warm fuzzies and cuddles
You have someone to talk to

Cons -

You can't go where you want and do what you want without checking in
You never get the last bite of ice cream
You generally end up cleaning up after him and yourself
He steals the blankets and you freeze
NO PRIVACY

For me, at the moment, the cons loom larger than the pros - I kind of like being single - especially when I see how my ex-husband abuses his current wife.

Me too. I like my privacy, and I like having the non-existing-god-given freedom to stare at whoever's ass I damn well please!

You know, there are some women who understand that looking is not the same as acting. IMHO, any man I'm with can look at other women all he wants, as long as he doesn't do anything about it.

[Mavorpen]

You know, there are some women who understand that looking is not the same as acting. IMHO, any man I'm with can look at other women all he wants, as long as he doesn't do anything about it.

Indeed. At the end of the day, he's going to bed with you, not them.

[Kvatchdom]

Me too. I like my privacy, and I like having the non-existing-god-given freedom to stare at whoever's ass I damn well please!

You know, there are some women who understand that looking is not the same as acting. IMHO, any man I'm with can look at other women all he wants, as long as he doesn't do anything about it.

I've never had such open women. Whenever I look, they start a drama.

[Chestaan]

Me too. I like my privacy, and I like having the non-existing-god-given freedom to stare at whoever's ass I damn well please!

You know, there are some women who understand that looking is not the same as acting. IMHO, any man I'm with can look at other women all he wants, as long as he doesn't do anything about it.

My girlfriend checks out girls more than I do. I'm lucky that way.